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 Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:14 am
Yes, the ever famous Wal-Mart thread. I recently came up with some good ones. I also would like to hear some others. I just updated it for airport jokes as well
Here's some:
Fill a cart with meat and push it through the store
Grab a bag of skittles and run around throwing them at ppl yelling "Taste the Rainbow, taste the Rainbow!"
Linger around the gun case dressed like an Arabian
Linger around the VIDEO GAMES case, picking out the ones you want while holding a hammer
Listen to the demo music while dancing like an idiot rofl so everyone will buy the album your listining to
Play hide and seek with security
Leave a tire iron smeared in ketchup somewhere around the store
Take a skirt into the dressing room if you're a guy and if you're a girl, try on pairs of boots in the shoe section
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:10 pm
-While in the dressing room randomely cry out: "where is the toilet paper?!?!?!"
-take a nap in the bed & bath section
-move mischievously through the aisles while humming the mission impossible theme song.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:06 pm
We're going to auto enter this into the post competition type thingie. Thus far you have a grand total of 3pts.
you have a collection of walmart pranks so thats 1pt & MJ replied to it earlier so that earns you 2pts.
You've already qualified for a prize! For more info check the announcement in this forum.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:35 am
Here's one of my best ideas: You get a fishing pole and go into a bathroom stall and whip it up so ppl can see it then cast into the toilet and scream things like "Look at the size of that thing!" and "It's a fighter!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:36 am
teh bump 1 blaugh even though there's no point
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:07 am
Hehe, thats genius. mrgreen *busts out a fishing pole* BEWARE WALMART SHOPPERS! I'M GONNA HOOK A BIG ONE!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:45 am
teh bump 2 blaugh now I have competition
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:53 am
a fun thing to do in an airport: Run through the airport with one of those headset things saying "Blue Team stand down! Stand down now!" Then say "I got him now." Then run up to a tourist and beat them with their own suitcase. Then ppl cheer and clap cuz they think you saved the day. The guy goes home and says "I'm never going to Nebraska again cuz some guy came out of nowhere and beat me, then ppl clapped!" *This is not my story, but I got it off of another Wal-Mart thread
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:44 pm
This is for both: You get a mega phone so it sounds like the intercom. Shout out a random name and a message. (i.e. "Steve, your mother is here.") Count how many ppl come to the front desk.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:46 pm
This is for airports: Get on an escalator, and when you get to about the 4th to the bottom step, jump and land on the big metal pad at the bottom. The escalator should stop. I know because I did this when I was little whee
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:28 am
You're currently at 12 points ^___^ You're thoroughly PWNING this competition.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:29 am
kemosabi4 This is for both: You get a mega phone so it sounds like the intercom. Shout out a random name and a message. (i.e. "Steve, your mother is here.") Count how many ppl come to the front desk. this is pure genius.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:15 pm
Wal-Mart (if yours has a resturant): Grab a silver ware set and use it. And if security asks, tell them it's a demo set.
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