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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:26 pm
The staffroom was clean and bright and cheerful, complete with the things that teachers needed to survive: comfortable chairs and a coffee machine. All the rest was icing on the cake after the hallowed Comfy Chairs and Coffee Machine, like the inspirational posters and the print-out that every school had ever tacked up on the wall (the one of a frog getting eaten by a crane, strangling the crane's neck, complete with the tired old comment underneath NEVER GIVE UP).
Beatrix Darnell strained fresh water into the teapot, along with large measures of looseleaf Earl Grey (she would never stoop to using teabags), unpacking an apple for her lunch: she had attempted to get through to the daycare to see if Jacoba had killed any of the other kids yet, but the line was busy: considering they hadn't called her with the news or a request for her attorney she supposed no news was good news. She sighed and took out the stack of tests to mark, spreading them on the coffee table and wielding that most holy of holies, the Red Pen. Upon looking at them, she decided it was too depressing to mark them then and there, so she gathered them up and put them back in her case. She was heartened at how many of her students could spell their names, though.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:25 pm
The door to the lounge opened, the young man who entered spinning in and then halfway out again with the words, "Sorry, didn't realize anyone was in-- oh, Ms. Darnell." Percival Prowley, Assistant Principal, was not in the habit of dining with others, which was why he had chosen to take his lunch early, ahead of the crowd. He had not realized his timing coincided with Beatrix Darnell's off period for the day.
With an ease borne of years working as a servant in a noble household, Percival balanced a platter of pheasant and baby red potatoes in one hand and a bottle of red wine and a glass in the other. the plate, and the food, were from the cafeteria. He normally would have brought something from home as Beatrix did -- he was quite picky about the materials used in food preparation -- but Reginald had talked him into trying the cafeteria. "It's fully-staffed and stocked to Corporation's standards, and free to bone," said Reginald, employing a regional colloquialism. "You may as well try it because Mol isn't going to make you lunches much longer." Molly, Reginald's wife, was pregnant and cutting back on the housework. Making lunch for Percival was top at the list of things that needed to be done with.
Percival hovered in the door, not quite sure if he should make the trek up to his office on the fifth floor after all. The pheasant would probably go cold. Beatrix seemed harmlessly respectable from her job interview, but one could never tell. He was not bothered by her blindfold or her actual blindness (his years in the Imperium had taught him to be accepting of far stranger oddities), he was simply reluctant to sit down with anyone he still counted as a stranger.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:33 pm
"Oh, Principal Prowley," Beatrix said, pausing as she sliced up pieces of her apple; despite her condition she seemed to do it with remarkable alacrity. Her odd little familiar was on the arm of the chair, chewing on something that appeared to be most likely a boiled sweet. She quickly smoothed over the awkwardness: she had not been brought up a Darnell for nothing, with a family that was something-nth in line for the Queen. Her grandfather had been Major Darnell, her grandmother Lady. She came from a very long line of upper-class snobs.
"Please, won't you sit down? My apologies, I thought to use my free period to just have a quick cup of tea." And: "Would you care for one?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:55 pm
If there was one thing Percival could not resist, it was a cup of tea, same as any other Englishman. "I don't mind if I do," he said, and abandoned all thought of returning to his office. The door swung closed behind him and he tucked it into place with his shoe. "If it's not any trouble." But he had already very much decided and was setting down his wine and his plate and arranging a ridiculous number of forks and knives for what was, despite the extremely high quality, a cafeteria lunch.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:58 pm
Beatrix couldn't see everything in high definition, but she knew the tinkle of a salad fork when she heard one; she set down her plate, knowing the tea would have brewed sufficiently. "Milk or lemon?" she asked, the coded British password for are you a philistine or a gentleman?.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:07 pm
"One lump, if you please," said Percival, stating clearly he was not presuming to be a member of the upper class, but he firmly did not belong in the lower. That, and he liked his tea a tad less bitter than black. He added almost in afterthought, "Vice Principal." Stating he also did not presume himself to be in charge of the Liberty Center any more than he actually was. His tone was gently polite, the same voice he might have used to correct his former master James from taking a knife to the salad in the middle of a fine dinner.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:16 pm
Beatrix said nothing at this; the one lump said everything as clear as day, as did the modesty of underscoring Vice Principal. The teacup was stirred smartly, and then - saucer and all - was brought over and placed neatly next to his tray, before the blonde woman went back to retrieve her own.
"Of course," was all she said and sat down, primly smoothing over her skirt.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:37 pm
Percival sat down straight after, a little upset he had not managed to hold out her chair, but Beatrix was so efficient and authoritative he did not dare contradict her -- at least not where her own self-reliance was concerned. He had seen many times how people could get upset or even angry if they thought you were helping them because of a disability, even if it was completely untrue. Sometimes people had to overcompensate for their shortcomings. Even Percival was guilty of doing it. "Would you mind if I said grace?" He also know that sometimes even that could be offensive. Oh, the hidden trials of traveling so far afield from his native Victorian England.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:43 pm
Beatrix looked a little surprised; just probably out of the fact that he had felt he needed to - and taken the time to - ask. "Please do," she said. "It's no offense, Vice Principal."
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:51 pm
"For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful, amen," said Percy in a surprising rush, as if he did not truly mean it but had been raised to say the words at each and every meal with unfailing obedience and would be shamed by not doing so. He barely so much as batted his eyes and nodded. It was a strange dichotomy, first asking for permission to display his faith and then doing it shoddily.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 pm
Beatrix paused a little at that, but wisely said nothing; it sounded nothing so much as the type of prayer a schoolboy would give hastily before dinner. Possibly Percival Prowley was of the old, boarding-school type, with boiled black puddings and roast beef and so on. It would make a great deal of sense, anyway.
"Amen," she said, because she had been baptized. Possibly treatising with demons meant you weren't allowed to say it, but.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:00 pm
Percival cut into his lunch with delicacy and using all the right utensils, asking as he did, "Have you so far been satisfied with your posting?" He would never presume as to show enthusiasm like an American colleague or Sadanobu Iijima. No, this was true British tradition of making the best of the worst and the worst of the best and ending up with decency in all matters.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:31 am
"It's very satisfactory," she said in return, entirely pleased with the way he couched it - the faculty staffroom was currently so British that they both could have been carved out of vegemite and crisps. Beatrix popped a paper-thin apple slice in her mouth before it oxidised, chewed and swallowed. "It's intellectually stimulating in its own way. I suppose it's good to extend oneself. - Do you think the school is running successfully, or are you going to reserve early judgement?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:35 am
"I wouldn't presume to know," said Percival, torn between cattiness and despair at the fact there was so much going on he had absolutely no idea about. "This isn't really my main job, I took the position on as a favor. They needed someone to handle all the paperwork. I don't really like children." He scrunched up his face with distaste, remembering all too well the many torments of his own childhood. Children could be cruel, and he did not think he would ever be able to forgive them for it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:28 pm
"Well, I suggest you start to take an interest if you are forced to remain here," Beatrix said with some asperity. "You are a principal, not merely a treasurer. You have to take into account that what you do, you do for the children, or else I suggest you beg the person you owe the favour to to place you somewhere else, or the situation will become untenable for you."
She gentled a little: "It's not entirely difficult as an adult to take an interest in children where none were before. I lack every maternal feeling a woman could have."
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