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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:59 pm
What do you think is the worst movie you've seen?
I can't think of one right now but I will!
edit: Air Bud (the one about volleyball) don't ask me why i was watching it but it involves no cable and absolute boredem
ninja
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:27 pm
I know that the worst movie I have seen for camera work and audio was 13. It's about two 13 year old girls... my sister rented it and once I say it and how bad those two were I walked away.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:26 am
Robert.Thibodeau I know that the worst movie I have seen for camera work and audio was 13. It's about two 13 year old girls... my sister rented it and once I say it and how bad those two were I walked away. I love Thirteen! It's this one right  I thought the mom (Holly Hunter) was brilliant. Plus she's absolutely beautiful. and you get to see her nakedThis is me being a perv but I love the makeout scene ninja   I think the movie is beautiful and heartbreaking.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:53 pm
"Like I said i never watched it. I say how bad the Camera work was and walked away. I do believe it is that movie. I never did watch the whole thing. And it was the first movie i always think about when I hear what is your least fav. movie. The story line may have been good or whatever but after i was in film call, Camera would that was bad bothered me."
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:45 am
Robert.Thibodeau "Like I said i never watched it. I say how bad the Camera work was and walked away. I do believe it is that movie. I never did watch the whole thing. And it was the first movie i always think about when I hear what is your least fav. movie. The story line may have been good or whatever but after i was in film call, Camera would that was bad bothered me." Well it was an independent film. I would have to agree though, the camera work was pretty crappy.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:16 pm
I saw that movie... I didn't really like it either. It was oooookay, considering it was an independant film, but there really wasn't much to it besides a lot of typical high school drama. It was completely depressing. (and by the way, who the HELL does all that crap when they're thirteen years old? Little sluts.) tatu_anime mentioned the makeout scene, and I think that was the only real appeal to the movie.
The worst movie I've ever seen would have to be Gremlins. That was completely STUPID and POINTLESS.
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 version was hilarious, though xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:23 pm
"In my film class in grade 11 and 12 the first thing we were told was to never ever try to do camera work without a tri-pod or something that wont move. Like I know kids i worked with that used a car for a moving tri-pod and it was less shaky."
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:36 am
okay don't take this the wrong way because i liked these two moives intill i was fourced to wauch them over an over and over and over now ever the name of the movie make throw up.
(don't hate me) titanic and preal habor. (don't hate me.)
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:46 pm
crent okay don't take this the wrong way because i liked these two moives intill i was fourced to wauch them over an over and over and over now ever the name of the movie make throw up. (don't hate me) titanic and preal habor. (don't hate me.) Titanic and I believe even Pearl Habor were very long. Not Sure if that had anything to do with you not liking them or if it was that they were about history or the way they were told or maybe it's just like you said you watched them too much.... or maybe a bit of all of them. I Didn't want to watch Titanic at first then I watched it and it was okay but then i watched it again and was like... I am bored... this movie sucks.. So I can see why you don't like them..
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:11 pm
i'm gald someone dose whenever i say that people get mad at me
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:57 am
crent i'm gald someone dose whenever i say that people get mad at me "I don't hate either movie but I wont watch them either right away" biggrin
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:31 pm
From AlbinoBlacksheep (and I totally agree):
Many of you have seen the film " Titanic," which is about a great big boat that sank like a thousand years ago that for some reason everyone is just now getting worked up about. Some of you-I am speaking to the women here-have seen this movie several times. And I would like to know why. Have the principles of film-making not been adequately explained to you, so you think there's a chance the movie will end differently if you see it again? Do you think this is a " Choose Your Own Adventure" movie? Because it's not. No matter how many times you see it, the boat is going to sink, and the same people are going to die, including the guy who falls and whacks his noggin on the railing on the way down.
I think this movie is entirely too long. The actual sinking of the Titanic took only four hours; the movie is easily three times that long. (Note to reader: From the following choices, select the " this-movie-is-too-long" line you like best and go with it.) Savings bonds have matured in less time than it takes to watch this movie. Many marriages do not last as long as this movie. I had to shave twice during this movie. Three Eastern European nations (Izikikstan, Checher, and Zknkkmnzxxk) were formed while I was watching this movie.
As a public service, then, I am offering my much-shortened screenplay which some ambitious film-maker can feel free to use as the script for a shorter version of " Titanic." All I want in return is a lot of money.
(Scene 1)
KATE WINSLET: Why, this is a fancy boat, isn't it?
KATE'S WEASELLY FIANCE: Yes it certainly is. Here is the art you
asked for. It is by an artist named "Picasso." I am certain
he will amount to nothing.
KATE: Ha ha ha. That is very funny to our '90s audience, because of
course Picasso later amounted to quite a bit, after this boat sank.
LEONARDO DICAPRIO: Hello, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. Perhaps you have
seen the many Internet sites dedicated to the worship of me.
You are very pretty.
KATE: Thank you. So are you.
LEONARDO: I know. Prettier than you, in fact. I am going to
put on my "brooding" face now, to ensure that women will keep
coming back again and again to see this movie. Later, my
white shirt will be soaking wet.
KATE: While you're doing
that, I will concentrate on standing here and looking pretty,
to keep the men in the audience interested until the boat
sinks and people start dying.
WEASELLY FIANCE: Excuse me. I do not like you, Leonardo, even
though you saved my fiancee's life. I am going to sneer at
you and treat you like dirt because you're poor, and then
I'll probably be physically abusive to my fiancee, and then,
just to make sure the audience really hates me, and to make
sure my character is entirely one-dimensional, perhaps I'll
throw an elderly person into the water.
AUDIENCE: Boo! We hate you! Even though all real people have at
least a few admirable qualities, we have not been shown any of yours,
and plus, you're trying to come between Leonardo and Kate, and so
therefore we hate you! Boo! (Even though technically it is Leonardo who is
coming between you and Kate. But Leonardo is handsomer than you, even
though he is only 13, so we are on his side. Boo!)
* * *
(Scene 2)
LEONARDO: I'm glad we snuck away like this so that you could
cheat on your fiancee.
KATE: So am I. Even though I am engaged to him and have made a
commitment to marry him, that is no reason why you and I cannot climb
into the backseat of a car and steam up the windows together. The fact that
I am the heroine of the movie will no doubt help the cattle-like audience
forgive me of this, though they would probably be VERY angry indeed if
my fiance were to do the same thing to me.
AUDIENCE: Darn straight we would! Moo! We mean, Boo!
LEONARDO: I agree. First I would like to draw you, though, so
of course you will have to take off all your clothes.
KATE: But can a movie with five minutes of continuous nudity be
at all successful in, say, Provo, Utah, where the audiences might not
stand for that sort of thing?
LEONARDO: I would be willing to bet that for the first three
weeks the film is in release, every single showing at Wynnsong Theatre in
Provo will sell out.
NARRATOR: According to Wynnsong manager Matt Palmer, that is
exactly what happened.
KATE: All right, then. (sound of clothes hitting the floor)
* * *
(Scene 3)
FIRST MATE: Captain, we're about to hit an iceberg.
CAPTAIN: Great, I could use some ice for my drink. (sound of drinking)
ICEBERG: (hits boat)
FIRST MATE: That can't be good.
CAPTAIN: Bottoms up!
AUDIENCE: (silence)
FIRST MATE: That was irony, you fools.
AUDIENCE: Baa! Moo! Where's Leonardo?
* * *
(Scene 4)
LEONARDO: I have been informed that this boat is sinking.
KATE: That is terrible.
LEONARDO: Would you like to engage in some more immoral-but-justified
behavior?
KATE: Certainly.
WEASELLY FIANCE: Excuse me, I-
AUDIENCE: Boo! Boo!
WEASELLY FIANCE: (aside) I'm getting the raw end of the deal
here.
(to Leonardo) Listen, Leonardo, to cement my morally-dubious-yet-somehow-
less-annoying-than-you personality, I am going
to handcuff you to this pipe, here in a room that will soon be filling
with water, due to the fact that we are sinking, which I believe has been
mentioned previously.
LEONARDO: Why don't you just shoot me?
WEASELLY FIANCE: Because then you wouldn't be able to escape
and save Kate from me. Of course, you're going to die anyway-
AUDIENCE: Don't spoil it for us! Boo!
LEONARDO: He's right, though. I am doomed.
AUDIENCE: Aww, look how cute he is when he's doomed.
WEASELLY FIANCE: I hate you people.
* * *
(Scene 5)
150-YEAR-OLD KATE: And that's when Leonardo rescued me from my
evil fiance and helped me float on a board in the water. Of course, if it
hadn't been for having to rescue HIM, I could have gotten on an actual
lifeboat, and not frozen my legs nearly off. Anyway, he's pretty much dead
now, and I'm well over a thousand years old, and who's making my supper? I need a bath. Turn down that Enya music, it's making my ears hurt. You kids today, with your loud music. Why, when I was-hey! Don't you walk away from me, Mr. Snooty-Patootie! I'd turn you over my knee, if I had one. I'll beat you in the head with this huge diamond! Come back here!
(Fade to black; roll credits; play annoying Celine Dion song.)
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:51 pm
OMG! rofl That's hilarious!
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