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Calixti

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:06 pm


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496. They should know an abortion will haunt both parents for the rest of thier lives.


From: 1001 Things Every Teen Should Know Before They Leave Home (Or Else They'll Come Back) by Harry H. Harrison, Jr. Bought it at Bed Bath & Beyond when I went shopping for college stuff, figured it'd be a good book to read. And it does have SOME good advice (like "get rich slowly" and "speak like an adult"), but it's also chock-full of pro-life sentiments and some rather disturbing tidbits. A few other gems:

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476. They should know that if they can't invite God into the bedroom, then it's no place for them either.

This one just makes no sense to me. Explanation, please?

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487. They should know to not play house. Relationships should be kept sacred.

So...don't live together before marriage and pray you can tolerate each other twenty-four/seven?

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489. They should know there's an 85 percent chance of pregnancy if a sexually active couple doesn't use birth control, but only an 8 percent chance if a birth control pill is used properly.

Not sure about the stats on conception, but I KNOW that the Pill is either 98 or 99 percent effective when used correctly. He's flat-out ******** LYING.

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509. They should know that women, by nature, deal with financial problems by reacting as if there were a nuclear attack. Men, by nature, react by watching football.

Yeah, that's totally not a sexist generalisation at all. rolleyes

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538. They should know not to confuse emotional intimacy with sexual intimacy. Sex has nothing to do with feeling respected, admired, worthy, and loved.

The first half's good advice, probably. As for the second, to my knowledge sex is an important part of mature adult relationships and for a lot of couples it IS a way of expressing mutural love, respect, and admiration. So wtf?

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939. They should know sex is a marriage sacrament, not a business transaction.

Get that? You have sex when you're not married and you're a WHORE! So don't have sex before marriage, even if you don't plan on ever getting married or can't get married! It's WRONG, you WHORE! scream

And kids and parents are going to buy this book. And read it. And believe ********' hell.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:07 pm


1001. Every bit of advice in this book is full of anti-woman, anti-human, anti-healthy relationship crap that no one should listen to!


xd

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SunflowerGoddess

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:43 pm


Rule 476 demonstrates, once again, that God is a huge pervert and is interested in everyone's sex lives.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:26 pm


That book should be re-titled "The Big Book of Bullshit, Mk III"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:13 am


SunflowerGoddess
Rule 476 demonstrates, once again, that God is a huge pervert and is interested in everyone's sex lives.


LMAO!!!

a friend of mine has started dating a fundie... he's like 30, she's 19 but theý're at the same maturity level. I keep telling her that she's gonna have to be ready to invite Jesus into her bedroom! She dosent understand how there might be some conflict there...

He's the kind of guy that probably memorized and in turn internalized that book
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 am


So... god likes to peek into the windows of people's bedrooms, and if you don't invite him in, you have no business having sex? Wtf?

_C r y s t a l_RB


Calixti

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:12 pm


Avicia
So... god likes to peek into the windows of people's bedrooms, and if you don't invite him in, you have no business having sex? Wtf?
I guess that means I'm screwed, since I'm athiest and can't get married anyway. xd
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:12 pm


Avicia
So... god likes to peek into the windows of people's bedrooms, and if you don't invite him in, you have no business having sex? Wtf?

That makes for an awkward evening. "Honey did you remember to invite god ?" "No, he said he was busy watching our neighbors" "Well I guess that means no sex for us then!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:39 pm


SunflowerGoddess
Rule 476 demonstrates, once again, that God is a huge pervert and is interested in everyone's sex lives.


God's watching you. He's watching everything you do. NEVER do anything in the bedroom that you wouldn't want God to see in porno-form or get involved in threesome-style.

Yes, that was a joke, nobody kill me.

Edit: Or foursome style. wink

'Nother Edit: Or orgy style.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:50 pm


You know that's probably why God hasn't had any perform any miracles since the time period the bible was written in. He's so interested in watching the kinky things we get up to when we think we're alone. Or sometimes even when we're not alone. eek

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Peppermint Schnapps

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:03 am


xD

the part about inviting god into the bedroom makes me lol. i guess that means we can't live in dirty houses. what if we tried to invite god over and he said something to the effect of "clean that ******** pigsty and i might think about it."?

it's kinda sad that people will buy and actually believe this bullshit, though.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:35 pm


Lord Setar
That book should be re-titled "The Big Book of Bullshit, Mk III"

Or "Idiots say the Darnest things" Narrated by Bill Cosby.

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Freedom Fire

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:53 pm


murasame blade
Lord Setar
That book should be re-titled "The Big Book of Bullshit, Mk III"

Or "Idiots say the Darnest things" Narrated by Bill Cosby.


rofl
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:26 am


We should really write our own list..

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Fran Salaska

PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:12 pm


I'm sure lots of people invite God into the bedroom by saying His name when having sex. ;D
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