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Welcome to LG. I think you'll like it. If you stick around for a couple days you'll be hooked on it probably cool

Sorry, you caught me after I left for my vacation to Oregon. I'm waiting for my flight home, but I thought I'd let you know this didn't go overlooked. Let's give 'em a battle worth reading.

Yo Mandarr, I'll challenge you. Seems like you want practice, and I need to brush off the cobwebs anyhow. Up for it?

Ah, glad you saw. Lol. Never been to Oregon before.

I'll post either today or Tuesday. I have the habit of writing something one day, then hating it the next. XD So I'm going to write it, and see if I still like it. Not something I usually do, but since you requested a good battle, I'll put in more effort than I do in most of my battles. 3nodding

You know what I just realized? I really suck at topical battles. Lol. I usually avoided them because they looked boring. Battled Durrty with writer's block, and felt that I'd lose because of that alone. But with this battle, I now see that I suck at these types with or without writer's block. stressed




Call me a medic, cuz I'm so good at keeping Vedic from being sick,*
he couldn't gain green(gangrene) if I stabbed him with an infected stick.

If this a*****e could manage to lasso a cashflow,
he could afford to drop duckets so his ghostriders last, yo.

Instead, you're only good at providing me with some maleficent fun
as I put your life-span in the negatives like insufficient funds.

You couldn't make green move quick if you went on a Scooby Doo mystery,**
cuz the only time you've seen a Benjamin is when you doing schoo' history.

Innovation is as foreign to him as credit for renovation,
so the only thing he coined is a new meaning for "term-in-ation."

Should've kept my receipt, this dudes faulty. So I'm bout to wreck this crock,
cuz he couldn't even stack up to me with Tetris blocks.

As I move in dashes to burn you to ashes, you see what your class is
when I hit you with a punch like Cash-iz. (Cassius Clay)***

You can't survive these clashes with a man with higher skill than Vash's.
So put on your glasses, and watch the golden child crush your regime in masses.

At The Moment, it's clear that you couldn't own skill with a payment plan.
Been renting the mic so long, your pockets are vacant, man!

You've got a sad story. Purse had lipo, but you pretend to be aight, though.
Too broke to lease a wallet, so the only Jackson you've felt was Michael.



Sick has two meanings in that. Sick = Tight/good/great. And sick = ill.*
In Scooby Doo, they used to ride in their green fan, The Mystery Machine.**
Cassius Clay is Muhammad Ali's original name.***
(Don't mean to offend anyone by explaining simple things, but you know how some people are...)

Slow your roll, partner. Don't make me bash you, dummy
Common cents(sense) says this caveman don't know the value of money

You seem to place value on ice, but ain't got an ounce on your neck
Claimin' you ball, but only thing you ever bounced was a check

Jaiden's a woman's name, I'm about to roast this kid
If diamonds were your best friend, then you're a lonely b***h
Meaning he can't turn tricks for the money to pay his pimp
So ugly, he couldn't turn heads at a gay club if he swayed his hips (Ha!)

Enough with the jokes, you're prolly on the grind, though
Only way this virgin blew his wad on lips was surgery for a ho'

You're better off starting a recyclin' center for those raps
'cause it's the only way you'd stack paper and make money offa that
And while you're at it, you should prolly pay rent, too
'cause dawg, you only flip bills that say "Payment due"

I'll say this soldier's a little green, he's afraid that I'll merc'em
'cause I'll put a hundred in his Noggin like Franklin the turtle*

Flows on lock, impossible to attack like Fort Knox
I'll call your flows fiat**, there's nothin' to back 'em up

In terms of assets and accounting, I'ma let it be instilled
Jaiden Stryker.. you're a credit*** to the guild

* Franklin the Turtle.. show on Noggin (hrhr)
** Fiat money = tender with nothing of value backing it. (i.e. US dollars)
*** In terms of accounting, a credit is a liability (i.e. expense.. something unwanted)