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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 am
This is the bar used for bar brawls, competition and wrestling do's
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:21 am
"Okay people some of you may not know but this is the talent show. But seriously guys I didn't mean to rhyme. I promise not to this time. Oh crap. Only joking I did it on purpose. But i'm going to kick off the show with my very own song. But in between the acts there will be various performances from d-unit and solos by Jake, me and maybe one from Player!"
It's Johnny Danger singing Stronger to set us up for a huge night!
*Johnny grabs the mic and walks on stage and begins doing the lyrics of stronger*
Stronger (Kayne West)
"n- n- now th- that don't kill me can only make me stronger i need you to hurry up now cause i can't wait much longer i know i got to be right now cause i can't get much wronger man i've been waitin' all night now that's how long i've been on ya
i need you right now i need you right now
lets get lost tonight you could be my black kate moss tonight play secretary i'm the boss tonight and you don't give a f*** what they all say right? awesome, the christian and and kristen dior damn they don't make 'em like this anymore i ask, cause i'm not sure do anybody make real s**t anymore? bow in the presence of greatness cause right now thou has forsaken us you should be honored by my lateness that i would even show up to this fake sh*t so go ahead go nuts go ape sh*t specially on my best stand on my bape sh*t act like you can't tell who made this new gospel homey take six, and take this, haters
n- n- now th- that don't kill me can only make me stronger i need you to hurry up now cause i can't wait much longer i know i got to be right now cause i can't get much wronger man i've been waitin' all night now that's how long i've been on ya
i need you right now i need you right now
me likey
i don't know if you got a man or not, if you made plans or not god put me in the plans or not i'm trippin' this drink got me sayin' a lot but i know that god put you in front of me so how the hell could you front on me there's a thousand you's there's only one of me i'm trippin' i'm caught up in the moment right? this is louis vuitton dime night so we gon' do everything that kan like heard they'd do anything for a klondike well i'd do anything for a blonde-dike and she'll do anything for the limelight and we'll do anything when the time's right ugh, baby you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)
n- n- now th- that don't kill me can only make me stronger i need you to hurry up now cause i can't wait much longer i know i got to be right now cause i can't get much wronger man i've been waitin all night now that's how long i've been on ya
i need you right now i need you right now
you know how long i've been on ya? since prince was on apollonia since OJ had isotoners don't act like i never told ya (x6) baby you're making it (harder, better, faster, stronger)
n- n- now th- that don't kill me can only make me stronger i need you to hurry up now cause i can't wait much longer i know i got to be right now cause i can't get much wronger man i've been waitin all night now that's how long i've been on ya
i need you right now (x4)
you know how long i've been on ya? since prince was on apollonia since OJ had isotoners don't act like i never told ya never told ya (x4)
never over (x cool "
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:40 am
*Jake walks into the bar*
"Yo Barkeep, two WKD and a blackthorn please"
*Jake grabs the drinks*
Barkeep: Want anything to eat?
*Jake grabs the menu*
"I'll take three of the most expensive meals on the menu."
Barkeep: Coming right up what table you at?
*Jake looks around to what table is free near to the stage*
"You see that table right behind where all the girls are cheering for my bro. Well thats where i'm sitting. How much is it?
Barkeep: It will take about 15 minutes and it will be £25 please
"Put it on Johnny's Tab!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:44 am
*Johnny walks over to Jake*
"Yo Bro what did you think? I thought the girls enjoyed it!"
*Johnny put his arm around some random girl who was following him*
"Hello whats your name? Is beautiful! Why don't you get you and your mates a drink and come sit down on are table? He's a twenty!"
*Johnny pulled his arm pull and looked at Jake*
"Jake what did you think?"
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:46 am
*Jake was starled.*
"Johnny honest I wasn't looking at the girls a**!"
*Jake managed to pull his eyes away from her*
"What? Oh your song yeah that was wicked. When am I up?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:59 am
*Johnny slapped Jake's head*
"Treat the girls with some respect! You got to get them in nice and easy. You'll be with that girl before the end of the night!"
*Johnny smiled as they neared the group of girls then he looked behind and saw the girl he'd sent off coming back with a group of her mates one of which Jake was staring at*
"You like one don't you! As for you song, whenever you feel like it!"
*Johnny laughed as a though came to his head*
"Why don't we sing Celebrate the Summer!"
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:13 am
"Hey don't hit me." "Lets sing it." link*The girls came and sat down on the table, one of them gave Johnny a note! Jake took a sip of Blackthorn* "Whats your name?" *Jake looked at the girl he had a very minor crush on*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:14 am
*Johnny read the note*
"I have to go to the bathroom now!"
*Johnny got up and went to the loo, the girl followed shortly*
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:33 am
*Player walked in holding some random girls hand and kissing. He pointed to the toilet and they both went in eek About 10 minutes later they came out all scruffed up! Then he ditched the girl and walked over to us he started chatting up a random girl!*
"If that girl ask I left the party! Don't tell this one about KM mind!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:02 pm
*Johnny came out the loo*
"Yo Player you look a bit scruffy. And tense here have a WKD."
*Johnny slide one down the table, then he grabbed Jakes drink and put Viagra in it*
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:13 pm
"Yo Jakey boy fancy a drink comp? Shots at the bar first one to collapses loses?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:30 pm
"ill do it after my song im about to sing, im dedicating it to joey!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:32 pm
"right ladies and gents, i have i song i would like to sing tonight.its dedicated to joey."
"Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter I'd never drag them in battles that I can't handle unless I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em If some s**t ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em Now the Ja s**t i tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this s**t way beyond some Jay-z and Nas s**t And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it That was never my object for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I helped build It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' ... Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life Like ******** it i understand this is business And this s**t just isn't none of my business But still knowin' this s**t could pop off at any minute cuz
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin' But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it The s**t gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it? It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin' We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin' Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how he stabbed him <******** it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record But now he's ******** the game up cuz one of the ways I came up Was through that publication the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin' Well ******** it, that ******** can get it too, ******** him then But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc. And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind We still have soldiers that's on the front line That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is To have Runion Avenue Soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered It ain't worth it I can't think of a perfecter way to word it Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the virdict I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin' I'm just willin' to be the bigger man If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws well then I can, Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin' I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:35 pm
"Well that was Jake for his brother Joey who doesn't even no it." Shame he would of loved you!"
*Johnny pointed to the bar*
"Lets grab some shots"
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:36 pm
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