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 Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:31 am
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
~Jokesgallery
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:11 am
im sorry i kinda found that one alittle wrong not very funny
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:21 am
its hard to find jokes that are not perverted to post up these days
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:41 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:03 am
I think it is getting at that she is annoying or something. lol
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