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CPR Introduction

So you ever had a moment in time when you just really bad want to rp, but don't want to do anything dedicated? Or maybe you want to rp where their is ultimate leniency. Maybe someone has a character, and you just want to kill them off for no random reason. Maybe you don't want to wait around being trapped all day long. Maybe you have another maybe that is equally good as all these, maybe...just maybe... you're tired of hearing maybes. Then mayb...perhaps this rp is for you!

Have I gone insane? Just maybe... But it'll be a place to remember, be it infamously or not.

[[We now have an ooc!... actually CPR has ADD!]]

Intro
Rules
Setup
Reserved
Openness Intro
(Maybe... )It begins

Setup

So wondering what the reason I say it will be torturous? Well maybe I'll tell you... okay I will ^_^. There will be auto hitting, there will be god modding, there will be idiocy, but here's the thing. The reason for Auto hitting is because the person you're attacking might not even be able to respond... but actually this will be set up so they can't respond! Hah! Take that! Still though make it tasteful. Secondly, you have to God mode sometimes because... You might be forced to come back from the dead! Creepy no? Well this is the place of Celestial Point of Respawning, so get used to it.

So why did I have this strange setup? Well we're going to try and tell a story all together, and every single one of us will be a gm. The story will move whatever direction the person currently posting wants it to move. It could get all serious, and out of nowhere aliens land on planet earth, but here's the catch, no matter what happens, you have to play off of it. But out of this crazyness how do we get anything out of it? Well we're going to have a plot silly. From the beginning and all the way through it, we will be trying to achieve one goal. I haven't thought of that goal just yet, but when I do, that will be what we're aiming for. Here's the thing, the goal will become almost impossible to accomplish unless everyone works together. However I am hoping the way I have it setup will prevent people from moving in a straight line.

Here's how you get in on the action. Whenever you want to post, you have to post and put [[Reserve]] You can't put anything in there until a person below you puts [[Reserve]] as well. So wait why reserve your spot? Well that's how this crazyness gets in. When the person above you finally puts down what they're doing, they are going to describe what character they want to see next post. For example, I post a long thing about Eod Nhoj (John doe), at the end I write out, in brackets, that I want to see a kitty cat respond to it. Well whoever put reserved will have to write as a kitty cat, and then they get to put who they want to see respond to it.

There will be three main characters to this, but none of them can go twice in the row, meaning you can be working on the kitty cat and put that you want the same cat to go again, nope, not going to happen.

Secondly, the reason you have to wait for a person to put reserve below you before you can write yours out is that it forces the other person to write whatever you put that you want to respond to it. You might put a twig (please don't do too many inanimate objects, personification is fun, but not to be used too often), not many people might want to role play as a twig, well... if they put reserve, they're going to have to! Fun no? This is to test your skill on how well you roleplay as different things. Again you can have the story advance if you want to and put down any of the three main character's name for the next person to roleplay as it. Of course I am allowing even extra burden on this, the three main can actually get killed off if someone is responding to them, and kills them. The way to revive them is by putting the next person to play as them. Which, when they awake they're in a celestial point of respawning, and are forced to run away from killer ghosts in order to spawn, whenever the time comes around for the character to rp again, the person who is playing them gets to have the fun job of trying to figure out all that had happened, as well as probably freak out everyone else that you rose from the dead. (think of Excel Saga...hmm I just got an idea for the story plot mwahahaha)

Well anyways I'll probably add more to the setup after a bit, but that's what I have plan going on. The reserved will be what the story plot will probably be and the three main characters. So if you think it is a fun idea, then good for you, if not, prepared to be tortured!

Intro
Rules
Setup
Reserved
Openness Intro
(Maybe... )It begins

Ever heard of those great dreamers who wanted to take over the world? Every generation has one, back in the olden times there was Alexander the great, Atilla the Hun, Napoleon, Hitler. Some of them were great some of them were evil, yet nevertheless their story started somewhere. Well this is the story of Lord Xing, who is wishing to conquer the world. This is the beginning of his crusade to conquer the world, and he starts his ambition low, he shall conquer New York City first, and from there, he shall conquer the world one city at a time. He only has his two faithful allies who stick by his side through thick and thin, they call him Lord Xing. Although they are loyal, he still has his work cut out for him, for they are incompetent goons, and it also seems that every time someone tries to conquer the world, people rise up against them, and that itself has happened, 4 people of the New York Anti Conquering Team has assembled to do just that. Now comes the question, who will win, no who would you want to win? Everyone has their own story to tell, and here you will here every side, be it animate or inanimate. Once you hear their story, and only then, shall you decide who will win.






Marth: He is the almighty crime fighter who has the whole city at his disposal to stop the conquerers. He has three lackies of his own to do his bidding. Ever since he was a child, he dreamed of defending his land from invasion, like a king defending his castle, he feels this is his chance to do just that. The government has supplied him with everything he needs to defend the city well As he sits up in his pristine room in a hotel suite, and looks out into the sky wondering his next move. He too is a thinker, and rarely leaves his room, except for when he has important meetings to attend to.

John Smith: Despite his plain name, he is second in command of the anti-conquering squad. Truth be told, John Smith is his real name, and he feels that everything he does has to make a great impression on people since he knows his name won't. So usually he is very flamboyant, and does many crazy things to receive recognition. Lets jump through the window when the door is open kind of guy. Although he does try to do what Marth asks of him, he always goes the roundabout way of doing it, and sometimes, more than most, he makes things more complex than they should be.

Valerye (Val): She is strong and very determined. She'll do whatever is asked of her, and likes to go for the direct approach, although she still follows through with what Marth and John's plans are, she however tries to convince John easier ways of doing things, although she hardly ever wins she does get him to tone down sometimes. Although she is more of the commonsense of the group, she does have a weakness, she has a major crush on Lord Xing. This leads to envy of the two girls, Sarah and Alice, and tries to defeat them every time like John and Marth wants, but secretly she ends up doing what Lord Xing wanted to happen as well (Lord Xing will know about this)

Lance: He is the strong silent type, not because he is wise and smart, but because he usually doesn't know what is going on. In fact he isn't even sure why he is even on the anti-conquering squad. He does have a lot of strength, but often ends up forced to do the grunt work. He does often think of great ways to do things, but usually after it had long since happened. He is a man who lives in the future of the past's past. Although despite all of his lack in abilities, he is one of the few to really catch the odd things. Rather it is seeing Waldo in a window, to noticing foam from root beer looks different than foam from coke, he takes it upon himself to inform everyone about these things.

"All hail Lord Xing"

'Ah such a glorious day, birds in the air, rats in the streets, bums in the alleys, and a city to conquer.' A man upon a high polyester chair rubbed his broad jaw, roughness, 'Hmm I probably should shave shouldn't I? Well I suppose there will be time for that later, it is time to conquer the world!' Immediately his eyes drifted from the sky down towards his faithful servants. Alice and Sarah stood there promptly shouting out praises and saluting him. Such broadness came to his cheek as his smile grew. 'Two down, only a few million more'.

"Enough frolicking around now, we have a job to do." His voice seemed to have a quiet sternness to it, almost like a father telling his kid that money did not grow on trees.

"All Hail Lord Xing!" Both girls cheered merrily and saluted him once more.

"Today we shall make history, and take over the world. Captain Alice, go forth and spread our banner high. Convince people that they need a leader like me. The whole city is at your disposal, and whatever damages may occur," a faint glimmer in his brown eyes, "we'll pay it back when we take over the world, but for now we shall take over this grand city, New York City." His black leather gloves clapped together, "So use whatever means necessary get the job done."

Take over the world by any means necessary, it seemed so vague, but it had not even been more accurate of what he wanted. This whole world would be his one day, in time, in ti-

A rattling noise came from the far side of the alley way, although it was hard for anyone to see anything that way, Lord Xing had eyes that could pierce the darkest of night, perhaps because of the thin glasses that he were acted like binoculars? Probably not, but still he could see a figure moving about sporadically, as if lost, as he came closer and closer to them. It seemed the man was in his mid forties with shaggy hair and a weathered and tattered outfit, presumably a bum, but nonetheless a soon to be citizen of his fine world. Lord Xing turned his attention to the two girls. "Ah it seems we have a guest, make him feel at home, and let him know that he can rest safely with us taking over the world."

"Yes sir!" They saluted and took off towards the noise.

His eyes drifted off back up to the clouds once again as if it could record his every thought, 'Time time again, history has shown that all it takes is one good step in the right direction and the world can be yours for the taking.'

[[Hmmm... you should post as Alice ^_^, remember her clumsiness and her ability to mess up even the most simple of commands, but it is her sworn duty to follow through what he says. Will she be able to convince this man? Who knows.... who knows.... but we shall find out, CPR STYLE!!!!!(THUNDER)]]

Upon the 14th floor of a tall building, Val's beady blue eyes peered down the window with her binoculars. Their hotel was set in a good district, but she could see well over the rooftops and well into an alley in a slum, exactly where reports said Xing was. With much ease she used the binoculars like a master, as she focused on the two women who were now bringing a bum along with them. They both bowed before Xing, and quickly she shifted to the man on the throne. For a second she was speechless, not because he was smiling, but because he was much more handsome than the pictures showed.

Thump, thump, her heart fluttered a bit as he smile grew wider. She flet so flattered that this stud of a man was smiling at her- no, she was not the reason for his joy, it was those two girls. She gritted her teeth as she focused back onto the two girls who were still bowing low. Oh how grand they must feel to make a man like him smile, her hands gripped tighter on the binocular turning her hands whi- SNAP, the binoculars broke under her hold.

"What happened?" A familiar low almost monotonous voice that she new came from Marth, questioned her from a far off desk.

"Nothing," she thought for a second, not wanting to tell him of the truth, but perhaps... perhaps she could tell him what she saw. It might just be enough to stop those two brats. Her envious anger seethed through her voice as she spoke, "Unless you count the fact that it seems like there's another person might be joining them."

His eyes lit up, "Already? No wonder you look so angry," his look turned to an understanding almost reminiscing to his own days in the past, "whenever an injustice spreads, people like us always feel a wretched attack against their heart."

Yeah, an in justice indeed was what was pushing her buttons, and injustice that those two girls were the ones to serve with the great Xing. She shook her head and looked at her leader, "So what do you plan us to do, Marth?"

"Let's attack them and wipe them out before the spread anymore!" John interupted them with his eccentric shout, his voice was filled with joy, perhaps thinking it was going to be a moment for him to get some glory.

"Sounds like a plan, I'll sign you all up with all the wea-"

"Sorry to interrupt sir, but I don't have exact confirmation that the person is actually with them, or if he is just an innocent by standard. We should probably send out the 'bot' first, just to make sure." As always her thoughts were much more sensible, but more importantly, if they had done a full attack, they could have hurt or worse yet, kill Xing, there was no way she was going to let that happen.

"Right Valerye, we shall send the 'bot'."

[[I want you to rp as...hmm.... well we've been doing nothing but main characters, so lets change it up a bit, I want you to rp as the bum who is now standing before lord xing. Note, the man is saying he is the leader of the world, and these two girls are worshiping him, what are you going to do?]]

Lord Xing smiled brilliantly down at his two loyal girls, clapping joyously at their first accomplishment and laughing heartily. The smile was plastered onto his face as he leant over in his chair towards the bum, analyzing him to get a better view new follower. He chuckled and raised his hands before setting them back down on the armrests. "Greetings my fine man! You have made the right choice in joining me! Together we shall take over the city, and then the world!" He exclaimed, throwing a confident fisdt into the air. In response Alice and Sarah shot a fist into the air as well, cheering for their beloved king. He gave them a perfect smile as he looked back at the bum. "Ah yes, it will be a great triumph! Just think, world domination and you helped it happen! It will be a fine reward, as you will be one to stand beside me in my victory, our victory! Although your exterior might be a bit worn and.." he paused for the tiniest millisecond as he sniffed the air, ".. Exerting body odor, I'm sure that you are a wise man, I can feel the loyalty that you will serve me with. Ah, a great triumph it will be indeed," he said, looking to the sky dramatically and sighing, his strong chin protruded towards his men, well women, with a confident heir.

A clang came from further down in the alleyway, the sound of crashing metal upon tar. A trash can, perhaps? Xing just looked in the direction, wondering what on earth the noise could've come from. It was then that a small shadow became noticable to the group, getting closer until the black fur could be seen, and the bright green eyes. It was just a small cat, and to it's displeasure, Alice loved cats. The girl ran towards it with outstretched arms.

[[Think you're Alice? Well you're not. HAH Fooled you. I want you to be the Cat, hope you're full of creativity for this one ^__^]]

That cat had tried and tried to get away, but she wasn't going to let it happen. Alice snatched that cat up in her arms, whispering baby words and the such to it on how cute it was. She held Simeous in her crossed arms, his legs dangling as she pranced and danced out of the alleyway and back to her post, wondering why she didn't have a cat at the moment! How could she not have one, when they're just so adorable and cuddly? It's said that cats take away stress when they're happy, or at least for cat lovers, so maybe he would do some good around the people? Heck, the cat could serve as a stress-reliever for all the incoming recruits. Maybe the cat would hold some spell over them all and taunt them with his adorable-ness into following dear Lord Xing. Like that would happen.

This one's going to be different alright! Alive grinned as she nuzzled poor Simeous' head. All of her other animals had... had literally died in the past. Se always took them to some sort of clinic afterwards, wondering what couldve been wrong with every single one of them, and every time it was the same thing: "All we can say is natural causes." But a cat, dog, even a parakeet just doesn't die of natural causes at young ages. Besides, animals were like adorable stuffed bears; you could cuddle them, squeeze them; squeeze them until they can no longer breath and pinch their cheeks like your old lobster aunt and her kisses! Her face grew blank for a moment, as she looked down at Simeous.

Well, there was the reason why. She grabbed the cat up, holding him before her face by his arms. For a moment they both stood there, staring at each other, until she shook him, a new deepest fear in her, "Oh no, I must've killed them all! Are you okay, kitty? Did I kill you too? Can you breath? You have to breath! BREATH!" she shook the cat, and then remembered, all in all, this was still doing no good. I'm going to give it brain damage! Maybe I already have! Now trying to be as gentle and pampering as she could, she went and stood before Lord Xing as he stared at her in pure astonishment and curiousity.

[[Well, you're probably thinking right: Simeous is your character for now! And I wonder if he really is still breathing after Alice tormenting him like so? xD]]

As soon as the weird young girl came running back to them with a dead cat in her arms, the bum's eyes widened with what would be considered fear. Wasn't it just seconds before that the cat was running around and dodging the girl? The only answer to the whole situation was that the girl had killed it, which made him even more scared of her than before. First she pummels him to the ground and next thing she kills a poor stray cat? This girl was definately messed up, and well on her way to the looney bin. He took a few steps to back away from her, only to be called to assistance from the so-called 'Lord Xing'.

"C.P.R? On..On a cat?" the bum said with uncertainty. He truly regretted ever walking down this alleyway, these people were insane! As the crazy girl shoved the cat into his grimey arms, the bum looked down at the poor cat, his lungs still and his heart unmoving. He took a deep breath and let out a sigh to put all of his insecurities and doubts behind, before leaning down and breathing life into the cat. When it's little green eyes opened to the dimming light of the city, the bum let his shoulders slump and handed him over to the girl named Sarah, since she seemed a bit more stable than the other girl. Plus, he'd feel bad if he put the poor kitty back into the arms that took its life in the first place.

[[Sorry for leaving it like this, but it makes for a good creative post for the next victim.. erm.. poster XD Hahaha. I want you to play as Sarah]]