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 Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:29 am
Ok, so I was in mid-post (trying to scam Random out of his guild, via a horde of my mules) and I hear tires comes screeching through my gravel. Then some dude starts cussing and yelling and runs up my ramp. He begins to pound on my door, screaming my sisters name, and then he starts trying to kick the muthaflubba down.
So I got up, walked over, and opened the door. As soon as I did the kid (around my sisters age, 16-17, old enough to be a legitimate risk to my well-being, young enough to be blinded by hormonal rage) takes a swing at me. He caught a bit of my lip but before he could throw anything else I took him down and got him in a choke hold. The cops showed up right after that, I have no idea who called them.
The altercation took about five minutes, another ten to talk to the cops, and now I'm back on Gaia, finishing up my posts. This has officially been one ******** up night.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:31 am
What an idiot. I hope you at least laid a Bible next to him after you choked him ******** him up, Moki.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:34 am
MQuestionable What an idiot. I hope you at least laid a Bible next to him after you choked him ******** him up, Moki. that would have been funny, but I wasn't in a normal/funny state of mind at the time. I did, for a moment, go for a pinfall though xp I didn't really 'choke him out' per-say. Since I define 'choking out' as making the guy pass out, I just held the hold long enough until I felt him give up. I was going to try and get some info out of him, but the cops showed up and pretty much ended everything. ...my dogs are useless, they didn't even bark at the guy.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:46 am
I'd try to one up you with ******** up fight stories, but I am way to drunk. Which is weird, since I did not drink much tonight. I'm not holding as well as I use to.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:29 am
Max Fischer-Valuck I'd try to one up you with ******** up fight stories, but I am way to drunk. Which is weird, since I did not drink much tonight. I'm not holding as well as I use to. Getting old, eh? Can't hold down the booze anymore. rofl This wasn't too much of a 'fight story' since the actual fight was nothing to boast about (ended way too early, when I retell it to my grand kids the dude will be 7'3'', 600lb's, and the fight will last an epic 40 minutes) it was more a 'wow, that was ******** up' story. Just one of those random things that happen with no explanation that leaves a guy sitting at his computer completely confused, and the crappiest thing is, I'm high on adrenaline now so I can't pass out like I wanted too.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:47 am
******** him up Moki, ******** him up! *Clap ******** him up Moki, ******** him up! *Clap ******** him up Moki, ******** him up! *Clap Clap*
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:07 am
Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you, Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:43 am
MQuestionable Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you, Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you. and lay bible next to you and lay a bible next to you
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:30 am
spectre of dark harli MQuestionable Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you, Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you. and lay bible next to you and lay a bible next to you Ooooooooooo.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:22 am
MQuestionable spectre of dark harli MQuestionable Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you, Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you. and lay bible next to you and lay a bible next to you Ooooooooooo. It was just a matter of time before someone say it.. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:00 am
[PWG] Moki Max Fischer-Valuck I'd try to one up you with ******** up fight stories, but I am way to drunk. Which is weird, since I did not drink much tonight. I'm not holding as well as I use to. Getting old, eh? Can't hold down the booze anymore. rofl This wasn't too much of a 'fight story' since the actual fight was nothing to boast about (ended way too early, when I retell it to my grand kids the dude will be 7'3'', 600lb's, and the fight will last an epic 40 minutes) it was more a 'wow, that was ******** up' story. Just one of those random things that happen with no explanation that leaves a guy sitting at his computer completely confused, and the crappiest thing is, I'm high on adrenaline now so I can't pass out like I wanted too. Spartan raise your shield, hawhoot.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:55 am
you never told us why this guy was at your house? i know he was mad that your sister made you buy her a 9/11 coin and now you have like 80 xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:57 am
[M]a.r.t.s MQuestionable spectre of dark harli MQuestionable Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you, Moki's gonna kiiiiiill you. and lay bible next to you and lay a bible next to you Ooooooooooo. I said it to him in IM last night after he posted it. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:00 pm
Duke_619 you never told us why this guy was at your house? i know he was mad that your sister made you buy her a 9/11 coin and now you have like 80 xd I never told you, because I don't know myself xd he just came in, threw a punch, and Moki layith the smackith down, then the cops showed up. No explanation was ever given to me, he just left afterwards. Moki is just as confused as everyone else. My sister doesn't even know, she came home, I grilled her, said she knows the kid from school but has never actually talked to him. No wonder there are so many school shootings these days, kids are bonkers.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:30 pm
[PWG] Moki Duke_619 you never told us why this guy was at your house? i know he was mad that your sister made you buy her a 9/11 coin and now you have like 80 xd I never told you, because I don't know myself xd he just came in, threw a punch, and Moki layith the smackith down, then the cops showed up. No explanation was ever given to me, he just left afterwards. Moki is just as confused as everyone else. My sister doesn't even know, she came home, I grilled her, said she knows the kid from school but has never actually talked to him. No wonder there are so many school shootings these days, kids are bonkers. lol, did they arrest him? i bet he'll be back
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