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Taki Kurozawa

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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:29 pm

So, I was cruising people's Myspace accounts. I was just pokin' around, being really nosy when I found this.

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LMFAO ROFL YEA iiT W4W U PUT PPLsz ADD ME SiiGNSZ && THEY DO DA SAME 4 U && U GET MAD FRiiENDSZ REQUESTSZ ii WOKE UP 1 DAY && GOT LYK 314 REQUESTSZ iiT WUZ CRAYZ ROFL LMFAO

Notice that it begins and ends in the same way, only inverted. And my theory proves true once again. The human race is declining into primates once again and only us literate people shall rule the world. I honestly don't know what this creature was trying to say. I gave up after, "W4W." Now if you don't mind, I must go clean up my face. There's blood all over it. O_O;

So here's another one from that same person:

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LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I do believe that she was talking about "The Ring." She is a disgrace to all people who like that movie. Quite sad if you ask me.

Well, this chick is on a roll.

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WeR U TheR wEn i Kiilld tHt MosE it WuZ kiik AZZM it StrtD SqiikN N ShiiT iif U WernT U MisD ot

Shorter, but still just as idiotic. Plus, it is animal cruelty. Just, wrong. I'd like to kill her just a little bit.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:48 pm

Oh God! Oh God! *screaming, sobbing hysteria* OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS?!

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Amaya84

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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:12 pm

What the hell was that?!?! eek Where does one even begin in trying to translate that?!?!

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:25 pm

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LMFAO ROFL YEA iiT W4W U PUT PPLsz ADD ME SiiGNSZ && THEY DO DA SAME 4 U && U GET MAD FRiiENDSZ REQUESTSZ ii WOKE UP 1 DAY && GOT LYK 314 REQUESTSZ iiT WUZ CRAYZ ROFL LMFAO

Translation:....

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*Laughs his fking a** off and rolls on the floor laughing* Yeah it was word for word (i think?) you put people, and add me signs and they do the same for you and you get mas friend requests. I woke up one day and got 314 requests. It was crazy (rolls on floor laughing his fking a** off while doing it already*

Thats best I can do... w4w i thought was word for word. Best I could do, Sorry.

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Viral Reverie

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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:51 pm

Oh MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:51 am

Okay. What exactly was that! That was really hard to read, heck, I couldn't even make out half of that....

Etna In Netherland

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Perihadion

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:03 am

Urban Dictionary give this defenition for "w4w";

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Whore for Whore
It's usually a cheap way to gain popularity in MySpace. People whore themselves to other people and they sort of do a trade-off in a way. If that person helps whore the other person, they'll get more friends out of it.

Oh my, that sure is pathetic.

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:16 pm

Oh my god.

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Winter Nightroad

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:11 pm

What the hell is that? Looks like some other wierd language unknown to mankind? My brain hurts from trying to read that! gonk

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:09 pm

Etna In Netherland

Okay. What exactly was that! That was really hard to read, heck, I couldn't even make out half of that....

Agreed.
I understood like..4 words.

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Dodger Gunning

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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:17 pm

Oh, ow. It is too late to have to see that. *goes to pour hydrogen peroxide on eyeballs*

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:47 am

If I read anything remotely like that in my daily life, I feel the need to gouge my eyes, Lewis Black style.

Tezur

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Shikaeii

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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:21 am

*dies from exhaustion from reading those crapped-up n00b letters*

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:43 am

Damn. I don't understand why none of these idiots that post in "txt tlk" or "1337" can just take the time to type out their words. "Oh, it saves time," they say, but, really, shortening "you" to "u"? Oh, boy, 3 seconds! "Lol" to "That's funny"? Oh my, you just saved 4 and a half seconds!

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KingKidd

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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:50 am

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LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

O.K, I'm going to attempt to translate this crap...

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"Like, oh my ******** god, I was freaking out when I saw this one chick, that makes me laugh out loud, I thought she was about to flip out! U should've been there it was crazy! She was all "Oh my ******** god, you are going to die in 7 days." I wanted to b***h slap her (Unknown internet slang. Someone help me out here?) with that hair over her. I'm laughing my ******** a** off while rolling on the floor laughing here...I loved it!"

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