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 Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:17 pm
This is a Dog s**t match
A six side ring, ropes cover with dog s**t, bucket and cooler every where, Ladies in bikies, and that one fat guy(TNA). in the crowd.Nose pug for everyone except the opponents.2 tables have to be broken .(meaning i have to put you moki threw a table twice, before i can i finish the match.)
solid, liquid Buckets of s**t. and there's two huge pools of liquid s**t. 1 is electrified. There are weapons, but they are covered with Dog s**t. There are also Dog s**t showers. The arena was covered with Dog s**t. There are certain rooms backstage. Some rooms are filled with Dog s**t and if you open the door it was be like a flood. K Fresh and Jed have to wrestle with no face grauds or what ever. Either Blue jean pants and a Muscle shirt. Or X- Rated wear pants(now for 5 easy payments of 19.95). And a muscle shirt.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:42 pm
'Fresh to Death, Nothing More, Nothing Less'
The crowd roared to life with an ovation of mixed reactions as the theme hit. Kid Fresh stepped out onto the stage wearing his blue jeans with the words "Fresh" written down one side and "Icon" down the other, he was also sporting a muscle shirt that is apparently a mandatory restriction in this match.
"Introducing first!" the guest ring announcer, Tim Mann began "He weighs in tonight at a LEAN, MEAN, and not at all OBSCENE 220lb's!" Fresh stepped gingerly over the s**t and got into the ring as carefully as possible "He HAILS from the MEAN STREETS of HILO, HAWAII!" Kid Fresh tried to taunt the crowd, but he was too disgusted "He is the Notorious K-I-D! The World-Wide Icon! The 50 Time Texan World Heavyweight Champion! and STAR of last summers smash hit movie GREASE 3! and Co-Starring in Water World 2: Clam Chowder, opposite THE ROCK!" Fresh held up an arm "THIS IS! YOU'RE DOG s**t ASSASSIN! ******** stood as still as possible, avoiding the crap.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:25 pm
Tim Mann then said. Moving On to his Opponent. God's Gift to Wrestling. The 2007 FST winner and your XRW Dog s**t champion of the world Jed. had to coolers. One had water bottle, the other was closed. Jed stopped and listen to his theme song.Jed then walked down to the ring. Got a water bottle out and pour it on the ropes. Jed the slide into the ring and Raise the title. As he raised it, he Gave it to Tim Mann and he took the title. Jed spit on the ground the crowd started to chant XRW, RWE, God Gift, K-i-d, and Chicken Biscuits. Jed started to clap, ready for the bell to ring.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:03 pm
Fresh attempted to sprint accross the ring of a cheap shot, but slipped in crap. He landed back first in a big wet pile. The crowd popped with laughter.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:31 pm
Jed looked at Fresh and laughed too. He then walked slowly over to him and tried for an elbow drop.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:08 pm
The elbow drop connected, a sploosh was heard as Fresh was pressed into the canvas.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:48 am
Jed tried get up but slipped and fell on some solid dog crap. After hitting it. the Dog crap become a Liquid.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:45 pm
Fresh gagged, and began to right himself...slipping twice before succeeding. Fresh was going to go for a moonsault leg drop but just as he was about to spring he lost his footing, slipping in another pile he attempted to turn the maneuver into a very sloppy elbow drop.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:22 pm
[PWG] Moki Fresh gagged, and began to right himself...slipping twice before succeeding. Fresh was going to go for a moonsault leg drop but just as he was about to spring he lost his footing, slipping in another pile he attempted to turn the maneuver into a very sloppy elbow drop. Jed was hit with the elbow. He took the hit and said Ewww.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:06 am
Fresh, giving up on the standing attacks, grabbed a handful of dry turd and attempted to shove it into Jed's mouth.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:59 am
[PWG] Moki Fresh, giving up on the standing attacks, grabbed a handful of dry turd and attempted to shove it into Jed's mouth. Jed closed his mouth in time, but was still hit with the dog dung.Jed to punch him off.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:28 am
The punch connected with the bridge of Fresh's jaw, he fell back onto his butt with a sploosh.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:10 pm
Jed sat up and then began to laugh as he wiped the crap from his face. He got some water and beg an to clean the crap off.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:30 pm
Fresh began to crawl towards the ropes, he rolled out of the ring and fell to the floor.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:38 pm
[PWG] Moki Fresh began to crawl towards the ropes, he rolled out of the ring and fell to the floor. Jed pored the water and the crap got off his face. Jed then began to drinks some water. He then ran and slide across the ring. But then he caught him self and went to jump over the top rope adn tried to hit Fresh.
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