I became what some people might call a 'mercenary' 
I have a problem... i'm a very sarcastic person, yet whenever i direct my sarcasm towards my mother its the end of the world. I direct it at her boyfriend it's time to celebrate. Yet my brother can be sarcastic to anyone he wishes and it doesn't matter. Honestlty what can i do....other than kill my brother and take over his identity.
I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool' 

