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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:21 pm

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"If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
7. stupid
8. Likely to go to hell
9. All of the above"

I found that on a site somewhere..anyway, post comments or something.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:29 pm

Trite and worthless.

This person's statement expects us to follow the rules of a religion when the typist can't even follow the rules of grammar, punctuation or English/American spelling.

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:34 pm

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1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Weirdo? Is the person who made this five? rofl I dont get this.... I think there confusing atheists for something else.. confused

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2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith

Um..smart to have faith in what? Im a little confused with this one too..

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3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

Its not the ultimate evidence in everything, but it does fill in many holes.

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4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

rofl Whats that got to do with atheism?

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5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

Not really...atheist don't believe someone will heal there sins after they do something bad and have a nice heaven to go to..so.. most make good with what little life they have. Also..theres a program I like to watch called lock down and aallloott of them are very religions..I saw one of them praying and next thing you know hes trying to kill someone in the open yard lot.

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6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

Coward? Like what? confused

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7. stupid
8. Likely to go to hell
9. all of the above

XD Im only going to laugh.

This has to be a joke..XD

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:42 pm

Haha, seriously. None of the above applies to me, at least, so they're definitely generalizing. Doom on you, writer-of-idiotic-atheism-crap.

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Baron von Turkeypants

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:10 am

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my facebook argument about God.

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:47 am

Correct me if im wrong, but don't some religions have their people do suicide bombings???/ kill themselves??

Im not going to rob a store not because i won't be smited, but because its a felony. You don't have to have a religion to be able to tell right from wrong.

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:54 pm

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"If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:

You meant "demographics". Minus five points to Slytherin.

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1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Isn't condemning someone a "weirdo" judging them? Minus ten points.

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2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith

We're smart enough to pay attention in English class. Minus two points.

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3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

I fail to see what is wrong with trusting extensive research, case studies, and well-tested theories and laws. Minus thirty points.

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4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

"Be fruitful and multiply." Minus fifty points.

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5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

That's why we have law enforcement, cupcake. Minus twenty points.

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6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

Cowards live longer. Minus fifteen points.

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7. stupid

Oh yeah? Well you're a doodyhead. Minus one hundred points for argumentum ad hominem.

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8. Likely to go to hell

Atheists do not believe in hell. It's like me threatening you with the wrath of Cthulhu. Minus twenty-five points.

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9. All of the above"

"Well gee, I already wrote a ninth space, what else can I put...?" Minus thirty points.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:47 pm

Lyoko_Alchemist

Correct me if im wrong, but don't some religions have their people do suicide bombings???/ kill themselves??
Im not going to rob a store not because i won't be smited, but because its a felony. You don't have to have a religion to be able to tell right from wrong.

Oh, but don't you know that atheists are so much more violent?

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:00 pm

Just another groundless generalization from someone who can't visualize life outside of their nutty religion. If this person is so convinced that his/her religion is the One True Religion™, then he/she would have no reason to make such ridiculous statements on atheism.

But why be surprised? This person belongs to a religion which, for centuries, thrived on thought regulation and the persecution of people who dared to think outside the box.

God Bless Christians. They need it more than anyone.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:15 pm

The beautiful thing is that such mockery as this is often written by those whose voices really and truly do not matter.

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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:57 pm

Ha, now we have a legit. reason to make fun of them...
Wait for it, It's coming soon

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:58 pm

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1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

You have no concept of proving your point.

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2. Filled with pride and think your *too smart to have faith

The pot calling the kettle black?

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3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

Unlike you, who thinks on nothing but blind faith.

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4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

If that were true there would be a lot more Atheists.

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5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? No, sweetie, the US has one of the highest crime rates in the world. For a country that's largely Christian-esq, that's pretty bad. A small minority is Atheist. We can't be causing all the crime.

Anybody else feeling the lack of spellcheck here?

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6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A lot of people only 'believe' in 'God' because they don't want to be damned in the event of being wrong. Us Atheists are probably the bravest of the bunch.

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7. stupid

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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8. Likely to go to hell

We don't believe in hell.

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9. All of the above

. . . Well, at least you suck consistantly.

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Arios V

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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:37 pm

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"If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
7. stupid
8. Likely to go to hell
9. All of the above"

I found that on a site somewhere..anyway, post comments or something.

Here are my answers:

1: Weirdo? What the hell are they trying to get here? It sounds like their putting down their own God?

2: Isn't this the same thing as the pot calling the kettle black?

3: Blind Faith proves nothing. At least with science you can preform repeated experiments and get the same result or similar results everytime

4: Sex is rather low on my list of things life is about. Besides, what does this really have to do with Atheism?

5: Umm... no, since I became an atheist I haven't had an increased desire to go out and commit crimes. Also, if you look at US Prison demographics, Atheists make up like 1% or even less than 1% off all prison inmates

6: Actually, ever since I became an atheist, I've become much more courageous. Besides, your the ones who think that God will fix all your troubles so you don't bother fighting back or anything.

7: If I was stupid, I'd still be a believer

8: I don't believe in hell, so I can't possibly go there

9: What is this question? It's basically repeating the exact same things.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 pm

I know a few Christians who have NO ROOM to talk about sex... and other sexually related things...

lmao

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:51 am

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1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Weirdo? Is the person who made this five? rofl I dont get this.... I think there confusing atheists for something else.. confused

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2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith

Um..smart to have faith in what? Im a little confused with this one too..

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3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

Its not the ultimate evidence in everything, but it does fill in many holes.

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4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

rofl Whats that got to do with atheism?

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5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

Not really...atheist don't believe someone will heal there sins after they do something bad and have a nice heaven to go to..so.. most make good with what little life they have. Also..theres a program I like to watch called lock down and aallloott of them are very religions..I saw one of them praying and next thing you know hes trying to kill someone in the open yard lot.

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6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

Coward? Like what? confused

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7. stupid
8. Likely to go to hell
9. all of the above

XD Im only going to laugh.

This has to be a joke..XD

Some funny s**t here.
People are so brainless.

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