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Antari-Kudo1218 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:15 pm
xd Here's Episode one of my "Randomness" anime talk show, FMA edition:
~~Pilot Episode~~
Show start in Three, Two, One….
*J-rock music starts up*
Antonio Mersad: Hello everyone, and welcome to…
Audience: “Just a Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition!”
Antonio: That’s right, and I’m your host, Dr. Antonio Mersad!
Audience: *silent*
Antonio: The Healing Alchemist?
Audience: *still silent*
Antonio: From the fan-fiction story “Healing Heart”?
Audience: *crickets chirping in background*
Antonio: -_-; well don’t I feel famous… Anyway, let’s bring out our honorary guests shall we?
Audience: *claps and cheers*
Antonio: Okay, our first guest is the famous and very talented, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Audience: *goes crazy (mostly made of girls)*
Ed: *walks out* What the? What’s with all these screaming girls?
Antonio: They’re your fan-girls.
Ed Fan-girls: *a whole grandstands worth. All cheering and screaming*
Ed: *anime sweat drop* …
Antonio: And now… our next guest. The strong, the dashing, the Flame Alchemist, Roy Mustang!
Audience: *even louder cheering*
Ed and Antonio: *cover their ears from noise*
Roy: *walks out* Well it’s nice to see so many young ladies like my presence…
Roy fan-girls: *three grandstands worth. Cheering and swooning over him*
Antonio: Alright, alright, settle down everyone.
Ed: Hey, why do I have to be here with this cocky b*****d?
Roy: I wish you’d stop calling me that Ed.
Ed: “b*****d, b*****d, b*****d!”
Roy: If you keep that up Fullmetal I might just tell them about how much trouble you have since you’re so short…
Ed: Damn you! *transmutes his arm and jumps on Roy, landing onto of him*
Audience: *shouting, cheering, and yelling*
Ed: *slashes across his chest cutting his shirts open and exposing his chest*
Roy fang-girls: *eye widen and squeal, also staring*
Roy: Hey! *kicks him off*
Ed: *jumps back* Heh… not so cocky now are ya?
Roy: *smirks and snaps his fingers behind his back*
*flames shoot up and disntigrate Ed’s shirt*
Ed fan-girls: *stare wide-eyed at Ed*
Ed: Damn you!
Roy: Hey, you rip my shirt, I burn yours…
Ed: Grah! *jumps on top of him*
Roy: Damnit… *roll over, him on top*
Audience: *all shouting* Rip his clothes off! Pin him! Kiss him!
Roy and Ed: *look at audience* WHAT?! *looks at one another and shove each other away*
Audience: *disappointed* Aww… no fair…
Ed: *crawls away form Roy* Eww, get away from me!
Roy: *stands* you too!
Ed: You pervert, you enjoyed being on top of me didn’t you! *****! You *****: As if… You probably enjoyed being underneath me!
Ed: Shut up you a******!
Antonio: Please… could we stop the violence?
Both: *yell* Shut up!
Antonio: *backs away* Um… alright then… *walks to his seat and notices a blinking light from under a table* Hmm… *walks over and lifts cover off* Hello Chie.
Chie: *yips* Antonio! ^_^; Um… hi. *hiding something behind her back*
Antonio: *holds out hand* give me the camera Chie…
Chie: *smiling innocently* What camera?
Antonio: You know what camera I mean Chie…
Chie: Well look! Now I got proof! Proof to show that Ed and Roy are gay!
Antonio: -_-; Oy… Well, I think that’s enough mayhem for today… Until next time everyone….
Chie: *sets up and booth and starts making copies of the video*
Fan-girls: *form a long line in front of the booth*
Antonio: …. -_-;; End the show already…
*J-rock music plays*
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Special Announcement from Director/Writer/Editor Tansho Erizawa!
Hello everyone! I hope you liked the pilot episode of “A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition”. To help the show along, I would be most appreciated if you the viewers could send in “fan mail” and guest appearance requests in the form of a review. Your support is most appreciated, thank you!
Sincerely,
Tansho S. Erizawa
-Other “Randomness” shows to come:
>Inuyasha Edition
>Gundam Edition
>Trigun Edition
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:35 pm
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Antari-Kudo1218 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:40 pm
Thanks. biggrin I'll post Ep. 2 when I get the chance then.
-Tansho S.E.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:54 pm
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Antari-Kudo1218 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:36 pm
Here's episode 2:
~Before the show in Antonio’s trailer~
Director: *walks in* 10 min. to show time Antonio.
Antonio: Got it.
*Door get’s kicked in*
Roy: *standing in doorway wearing pants and a plain shirt* what the hell’s the meaning of this?!
Antonio: What are you talking about?
Roy: *holding up charred remains of a small camera* This! I found it in my dressing room!
Antonio: … -_-; Chie…
Director: If that was there… then….
~Meanwhile in Ed’s dressing room~
Ed: *relaxing in warm soapy bath* Ah… this is good…
*small whirring noise is heard*
Ed: Huh? *looks around* What was that?
*same noise*
Ed: *looks up and screams*
-On ceiling is a small camera attached to the shower head-
Ed: *slaps hands together and hits the wall, transmuting stone to cover the camera*
Girl’s voice: *from inside nearby stall* Shoot!
Ed: …. *climbs out of bath and covers self with towel. Slowly walks over to stall and opens it*
*both scream for a second*
Ed: What the… who’re you! Wait, HOW’D YOU GET IN HERE?!
Chie: *staring* Heh… I got my ways… But, I was about to leave… *walks away still staring and accidentally bumps into wall*
Ed: …
Chie:*continues staring and bumps into door and finally leaves*
Ed: *sighs* Crazy fan-girls… *drops towel and heads back to bath*
*more whirring noises are heard*
Ed: *stops and looks up*
~~Back in Antonio’s room~~
Antonio: *drinking coffee* Ah… I need this… *takes a sip*
Ed’s voice: DAMN IT!!!!!
Antonio: *spits out coffee* What on earth?!
Roy: … sounds like Ed has the same problems I do…
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Show start in 3… 2.. 1..
*J-rock music starts*
Antonio: Welcome everyone to…
Audience: “A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition!”
Antonio: That’s right. The show where anything can happen!
Audience: *Cheers*
Antonio: Now, first I’d like to start by saying a few new rules. One, no cameras are allowed in the dressing rooms.
Audience: *complaining*
Antonio: Two, no video recording devices allowed in the studio.
Audience: *more complaining*
Antonio: Three, the guests have a right to privacy, so NO SPYING.
Audience: *silent*
Antonio: good… *looks around*
*one person looking at video player*
Antonio: *sighs* Hatoyama!
Hat.: *Looks up* Huh? Oh, what? *hides video player*
Antonio: Hand over Roy’s dressing room footage…
*Roy fan-girls all stare at her with evil eyes*
Hat.: Oh hell no! I ain’t got any video!
Antonio: …. Right… Come on Hatoyama….
Hat.: Hmph.. fine! *tosses tape to him*
Antonio: *catches it* Thank you.
Hat.: *laughs under breath and pulls out copy and watches it in secret*
Chie: *at end of Ed fan-girl’s bleachers in makeshift booth* Step right up! Genuine camera footage of Ed in the bath, only $12 a copy!
Ed fan-girls: *stampede over to her* Give me one! Give me two! Give me a hundred!
Antonio: -_-; oy… will we ever get peace?
Guy: *standing next to him* Of course not…
Antonio: *looks* Huh? Jericho? What are you doing here?
Jericho: That’s Lieutenant Jericho. And me and my brother are guests remember?
Antonio: Oh... right. Our guests for today are 1st Lt. Jericho Stars, the Sword Alchemist…
Audience: *too busy to notice*
Antonio: And 2nd Lt. Calypso Stars, the Shield Alchemist!
Audience: *still too busy to notice*
Antonio: …
Jericho: Damn people… hey! Are you listening!
Fan-girls: *all give him death glare*
Jericho: *backs away* Um… nevermind…
Antonio: Well.. I think that’s all for-
Scott Hanson: *appears out of nowhere* BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY CHRONICLE ALCHEMIST!!! BWAHAHAHA-
Ed: *kicks him* Shut up you psycho!
Scott: @_@ bwahahaha….. *passes out*
Antonio: …. Okay then…. Well as I was saying. That’s enough randomness for today folks... so… see ya’.
*J-rock music plays*
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>Notice from Tansho S. E., Director/Editor/Writer<
Every week, I’ll post “Director’s choices”, which will be a set of stories I found are good. Choices will be randomly picked by me, or can be submitted for my reviewal by you, the fans. Till then everyone…
Sincerely,
Tansho S. Erizawa
Director’s Choices of the Week:
FMA stories:
“FMA: Healing Heart” –by The Little Brother of Miroku
“An Untold Romance” –by Untio
“Alchemy in the Feudal Era” –by Antonio and Chie
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:48 pm
These are just too good! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:54 pm
*laughing* That is too funny! I cant wait for episode 3!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:13 pm
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Antari-Kudo1218 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:44 am
Don't fret! I shall be posting Episode 3 shortly! mrgreen
-Tansho S.E.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:37 pm
GAH! scream THE ANTICIPATION!!! xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:58 pm
Oh my gosh you're awesome!! Aboslutely hilarious!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:10 pm
Isn't it though!?!?! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:24 pm
Most def!! Can't wait for the next episode!! *twiddles thumbs at hyperspeed*
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:56 pm
Episode 3 everyone. biggrin
Show start in 3… 2… 1…
*J-rock music plays*
Antonio: Welcome everyone to...
Audience: “A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition!”
Antonio: That’s right folks, the only show in wish the guest stars are never safe from rabid fan-girls.
Ed and Roy: ....
Antonio: Sorry guys, but that’s what my teleprompter says...
Chie: *watching video*
Antonio: ... Chie... what are you watching now?
Chie: *smiles innocently* Nothing...
Antonio: *holds out hand* video... now...
Chie: Aww... fine. *hands him video*
Antonio: Ahem...
Chie: Antonio!
Antonio: *waiting*
Chie: *sighs and hands him four more copies of the same video*
Antonio: Thank you. Hey Roy, target practice! *tosses videos into air*
Roy: *snaps fingers and the videos explode into flames*
Chie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Antonio: Now, let’s continue with the show...
Chie: crying You’re mean Antonio!
Antonio: Sorry Chie, but we can’t have anymore of that around... Anyway, for today’s show we are going to have a poll!
Audience: *cheers*
Antonio: The poll is going to be part of a new segment called “Trapped in the Closet”!
Roy and Ed: *both look at Antonio*
Ed: Why don’t I like the sound of that...?
Roy: You and me both for once...
Antonio: Here’s the story:
*video screen pops up with an animated chibi Antonio on it*
Chibi Antonio: Now then, “Trapped in the Closet” is slightly self-explanatory. * a closet doors pops up* The point of this segment is to have two “lucky” contestants *two stick figures show up* trapped in a large closet for 24 hours.
Audience: *oohs and ahhs*
Ed and Roy: ....
CA: After the 24 hours, we check to see what has happened between them. *closet door disappears* And that’s the segment!
Antonio: Alright, now our poll was set up yesterday morning and ends tonight, so let’s check the results!
*Chibi Antonio steps aside and graph shows up on screen*
Graph:
Ed and Roy: ---------------------------------- 51%
Ed and Al: ------ 12%
Roy and Hughes: ----------------- 20%
Envy and Ed: ------------- 17%
Antonio: ..... Those are all yaoi pairings....
*a dark evil glow comes from the yaoi fan-girls*
Antonio: ^_^; and what good pairings they are....
Yaoi Fan-girls: *all smile*
Chie: *dancing around in celebration* Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah....
Ed and Roy: *staring at the graph in disbelief* ..... what?!?!?!
Chie: *grabs Ed’s right arm and Roy’s left* You guys are going to be trapped in the closet together!
Ed: *yanks his arm free and points at Roy* There’s no way in hell am I getting stuck with him!
Roy: Again, I agree with Ed.
Antonio: Sorry guys, but the people voted... you have to go through with it.
Roy: Why’s that?!
Antonio: *holds up paper* Contract...
Ed and Roy: stressed
Chie: *smiles* Now come on, into the closet! *points to doorway behind Antonio’s chair and table*
Roy: *sighs and walks to door*
Ed: Hey, I told you already, I ain’t doing this!
Roy: Ed we have to...
Ed: What, are you looking forward to this?!
Roy: No!
Ed: How do I know you won’t do anything to me while were in there huh? Huh you *****!
Roy: I’m not a *****: *****: Alright, enough arguing! We need to get on with the show...
Roy and Ed: Fine...
Roy: *opens the door and goes to step in*
Antonio: Wait! *rushes over to the doorway*
Roy: What now?
Antonio: *reaches up top of closet doorway and rips out a small camera*
Chie: ... *whistles innocently*
Antonio: Okay... now you can enter.
*closet contains chains, whips, leather clothing, handcuffs, a chair, and other various “items” *
Roy and Ed: *silent*
Antonio: sweatdrop the closet was designed by the voters.
Roy: ...I believe we can see that clearly.
Antonio: Don’t worry, it’s only one day.
Ed: Gee, thanks... as if this makes it any better... *steps inside closet*
Roy: *follows and closes door*
Antonio: *locks door* We’ll check on them tomorrow.
*pounding on door*
Ed: Hey! We got an uninvited guest!
Chie: *from inside closet* Aw come on! I wanna stay!
Roy: With a video camera?
Chie: ... uh... sweatdrop in case something happens....
Roy and Ed: Like what?!
Antonio: *sighs and unlocks door then opens it* Hand her over...
Roy: *grabs her by collar and pulls her out of closet*
Antonio: Thanks... *closes door and locks it again*
Chie: Aww, come on!
Antonio: No Chie...
Yaoi fan-girls: *staring at Chie in jealousy*
Antonio: Okay... now we need to get on with the show.
*the sidewall of the studio blows up*
Antonio: ...what now?!
Kimbley: *walks out* Huh? This isn’t the snack bar...
Antonio: Security!
Kimbley: Uh-oh... *runs away*
Antonio: stare too much randomness....
**meanwhile, in the closet**
Ed: *nervously looking around* Damn it, why’d they have to put all this weird stuff in here?
Roy: *picks up pair of handcuffs*
Ed: Hey! *backs away* What’re you gonna do with those?!
Roy: Nothing!
Ed: Yeah right, I saw the look on your face when you picked those up!
Roy: Shut up Ed!
Ed: Make me you *****: *sighs and picks up whip*
Ed: *jumps* You’re not serious are you?!
Roy: I was just looking at it!
Ed: Sure, you were... *****: Ed, stop calling me that!
**meanwhile outside**
Antonio: *hears muffled arguing from outside* .... Sounds like their getting along well....
Yaoi Fan-girls: *eyes light up*
Antonio: Not like that! Sheesh.... let’s end the show already... This has been Antonio Mersad saying, good-bye from: “A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA edition”.
*J-rock music begins to play but suddenly slows to a stop*
Antonio: ... what the?
*an explosion tears open a hole in the ceiling and Kimbley falls through*
Kimbley: @_@ damnit... where’s the snack bar...?
Antonio: .... end the show already!
Security: *comes in and hauls Kimbley away*
*J-rock music continues*
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Director’s Choices of the Week:
FMA stories:
“The Forbidden Games” –by Untio
“Dark Night” –by Antonio and Chie
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Antari-Kudo1218 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:28 pm
AHAHAH! "Poor" Ed "Poor" Roy! And dang it! I knew I should of used that invisibility stuff! >.< But it looks like Ed has a dirty mind...heheheh...oh! I mean...uh...*cough* what a great story! I can't stop laughing! I knew what would happen but...I can't wait for the FOURTH one to see if anything happened between the two love birds in denial! {Of course...the love brid part is my opinion but...uh...*ahem*} Just continue already!
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