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 Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:50 am
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:52 am
Big
Hoooonnnkkiinn chicken
You go big
And you'reeeeeee SPICY!
The subserviant chicken rode down the ramp in his tricked out motocross bike, handing out chicken fries to all the obese little kids!
Lillian: From Burger King, weighing in and 207 pounds, the subserviant chick-
The subserviant chicken jammed chicken fries into Lillians mouth before she could finish.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:56 am
Lillian: *Spits out the BAD, UNDERCOOKED CHICKEN FRIES*
GET THE TABLES!
*An odd remix of the dudley boys' Theme played as TableTracheotomy man flew down on wooden supports, to the delight of the female, gay, and straight fans in the audience.*
Lillian: From...The Lumberyard. Weighing in at...200 bushels? Table...Tracheotomy...Man? WHO WRITES THIS CRAP!?
*Lands in the ring, and stares down his poultrous opponent*
DING DING DONG!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:50 pm
*tries to peck off TTM's face*
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:54 pm
*Ducks, and tries to back suplex SC*
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:56 pm
"You're a mere CITIZEN!"
*Tries to stomp the chicken man*
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:04 pm
*Fake flies around the ring*
"WHOOSH!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:08 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:10 pm
*starts trying to peck face again*
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:11 pm
*Not affected due to mask*
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