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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:09 pm
Another game to add to our arsenal of procrastination tools!
One person makes a wish, and the next person grants it, with an unpleasant condition, then makes a wish.
Example:
teddybear13: I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
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magiceightball: Granted. Your Great-Aunt Lucinda boils you, slathers you in a disgusting combination of ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickle relish, and then devours you noisily.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Make sense? Okay.
I wish I were motivated.
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:26 pm
Granted!
You get my MUSE! She/he/it is currently in the form of a green pixie-like creature with a cruel sense of humor. You get ideas and motivation crammed down your throat from the time you wake up past the time you want to sleep. He/she/it does not let you sleep. Noooo! You must write, write, write all the time about EVERYTHING! burning_eyes
I wish my kitty loved me. emo
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:36 pm
Granted
Your kitty loves you he/she always bites ya and scratches ya.....you're just his/her favorite play thing!!!
I wish I wasn't so distracted all the time
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:21 pm
ananabelle I wish I wasn't so distracted all the time GRANTED! It's not possible for you to be distracted all the time because you're now dead. I wish I didn't have to read for summer work.
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:34 pm
Granted!!!
Congradulations the material you had to read for summer work was incinerated in a freak fire that only effected one room where they were in. Sadly you were also in the room when the fire happen and are now a pile of ash among your summer reading work.
I wish for a penguin.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:36 pm
Granted!
Too bad the penguin stole your boyfriend/girlfriend, stole your credit cards and took over your identity and now you're a hobo!
I wish I didn't have to wake up early.
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:44 am
Granted! You don't have to wake up early, because during the night a piano fell on you head, and now you're in a coma. A long coma which will last for much longer than most people's live around you.
Sorry. You lose.
I wish I had a PDA that I could type on. I want to go downstairs and write, and the laptop is too much of a pain to set up. gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:12 pm
Granted!
Your mother gave you a PDA as a pity present because your laptop was stolen by a crazed psycho that caused a serious head injury, in which you lost all memories relating to what you were going to write.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:18 pm
Granted!
Unfortunately your puppy contracts rabies and becomes a mad flesh-eating monster.
i wish i had a brand spanking new dodge charger.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:26 pm
Granted!
Too bad that you spent all your life savings on it, because the next day you discover that there has been a flash flood and most of your band-spanking new car has been damaged. Too bad your car insurance doesn't pay for water damage, either.
I wish that my muses would talk to me.
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:17 pm
Granted! Your muses are talking to you. Too much. You figure either they're going to drive you insane or people are going to try and give you psychiatric help. Well, sorry, but you're going to get both, and be stuck in the middle of an assylum by the end of the summer.
I guess you can't finish your novel now, eah?
I wish my fingers could type faster, and not keep pressing the wrong buttons.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:54 pm
Granted!
Now you type so fast that you've not only given yourself carpal tunal syndrome, but your fingers also have fallen off as a result.
I wish my brain would stop dying so I could focus a little bit more.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:42 pm
+Kyoka-chan+
I wish my brain would stop dying so I could focus a little bit more. Granted. Your brain is now very much alive. Unfortunately, you're focusing so much on one thing that you've forgotten about everything else, like eating and sleeping. I guess that turns you into a zombie, huh? sweatdrop I wish I could stop procrastinating and get on with my story.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:46 am
Granted! You're now focused solely on the writing of your story. Congratulations! Only, what about food? Without that you'll die. Oh well, at least you almost finished.
I wish it would stop raining here, it's supposed to be summer for Chris'sakes!
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:30 am
Granted!
Oh, what's this? It's won't rain at all, anywhere! You've been the cause of the next major drought. The water dries up and there's a strict scarcity. All the plants die.
Wow, this is going to be the next major extinction, isn't it?
Congratulations.
I wish that my bed would make itself. I don't want to!
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