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Hiroku noticed that all the other RPs here were serious, with most of the content something like this:

Person one: *changing shirts*
Person two: *blush blush blush* Omg he's a boy!

Which is all well and good, but not quite what I'm used to at YHS. I wanted something more fun, like we used to have. Read the Detention Room, or Bore's Secret Hideout, or my hideout, if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Anyway. Hiroku's Magical RP land. All the cool kids are doing it!

Characters! You make 'em, we make 'em official.

...I am so cool.



Gaian name: [Hiroku]
Character name: Hiroku- Miss Hiroku to you.
Age: Five years old, or twenty-five, depending on mood. (You kind of have to be there)
Grade: A+, of course!
Appearance: Bobbed black hairm, flipped up at the ends. Green eyes, glasses not because she needs them, but they look cool. 5'2". Light frame, almost scrawny, but not quite. Usually wears rather revealing clothes, but long skirts. Pretty colors.
History: Errant principal of YHS. Is possibly having an affair with Francine, the wrinkled librarian, but may be doing it just to bug people. You never know. Unpredictable as weather; she's as flighty as a feather; she's a darling- she's a demon- she's a lamb! She'd outpester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest, and quote The Sound of Music whenever appropriate. Enjoys bothering students, excessively flirtatious behavior with homosexual males and heterosexual females, and making others feel slightly uncomfortable- but not enough that they'd actually do anything about it. Sings- well, but a bit too often. Will occasionally put on cat-ear hair clips and crawl around students' dormitories, stealing anything shiny. If found will shout, "Look! A distraction!" then pretend to hide. If student refuses to be distracted, she will not acknowledge their existence.
Other: Capable of being serious, but why bother? It's no fun. Also, has a little brother/husband/wife/twin/whatever who occasionally shows up- their profile's coming up.


Name: Sex On Toast. Call me SOT. Or Sottie. Or whatever.
Age: 5. Precocious.
Appearance: I look like I'm sixteen...or that's what people tell me. Go figure. o.O Pretty purple hair, femmey blue eyes, average-looking. Sometimes I dye my hair and wear contacts though, so you never know. Good posture, though! I'm 5'4", and um... ummm... yeah. Can I go now?
History: Hiroku's kid brother/husband/wife/cloneboy/twin/secret lover. We have a very complicated relationship. I sometimes hang around with the schoolkids, but I kind of look down on them, so they don't like me. And the teachers don't, either, because I'm just a kid! Honestly! I'm stuck in the middle because of that damned older sister of mine and- and I just can't take it anymore! Stupid meanies! *runs off sobbing*

Name: Bore. Or BBC. Whatever.
Age: Let's says early twenties.
Appearance: I don't know. I suck at this part. neutral Black emo-ish flippy hair, like the avatar. Medium build. Medium-ish height, because of his hideous tall-ness IRL. No glasses, cause he has them IRL. Has a spastic/twitchy aura-thing. Clothes. Non-descript plain stuff for the most part, except for when he chooses to use his modly powers. Such outfits include: ballroom gowns, wizard robes, a ball of twine, and an emerald thong.
History: The second leader of the guild ever, after Chi-what's-his-name left. Ingrate. Attacked the students one day with the HCA out of sheer boredom. They were defended by Hiroku, who eventually prevailed. Many a hawt celebrity was lost that day, including the floozy, Courtney Love; and one of Michael Jackson's many noses. Left one day in a random snit, only to return when Hiroku was getting ready to buy the guild. Donated much money to said cause, and was placed second-in-command of guild. Created the teacher's lounge, swimming pool and many other landmarks that are beloved by all. Later decided to challenge Hiroku for the ownership of the school, in a desperate battle between horny celebrity clones, terrified students, Francine and Scooby-Doo clones. The two armies eventually got bored with the war, and so it was ended. Bore and his second-in-command, iluvwritin, were subsequently not punished.
In the next few months, Bore participated in the YHS Mystery and both organized and competed in the YHS Survivor. He was thought by many to be the murderer in the Mystery, but it was revealed later that the whole thing was perpetrated by Zeku, assisted by that awful, awful Mie. Bore played very well in YHS, stooping to any means necessary to knock off the competition, who included guild favories such as Mie, Hiroku, and Sai. Making it to the final two, Bore was voted against by a bare margin, due to a noob jury majority.
Bore also participated in the war to protect the students from the evil Hiroku clones. (Which were incidentally created by Hiroku herself) Because he is finding all this history totally dull, he shall stop by saying that he now controls YHS, despite what Hiroku may claim otherwise.
Other: Bore is a spastic, a**l b***h. On a good day, his mood changes four or five times. He's a uke hater who switches between wanting to throw them in his Uke dungeon, or throwing them down and having his way with them; (which incidentally is not something he will do, or plans to do.) Unless it's Tae. But that's another story. <.< >.> Anywho, he also carries on a relationship with the librarian/detention lady, Francine. She is also his creation, for those of you that wanted to know. He enjoys annoying people through wasteful usage of his modly powers, and despises non-serious RPing. A lot. He and Hiroku have a love-hate relationship, depending on which day it is. Enjoys on intruding in other people's rooms, and is a complete and utter control freak who enjoys long walks on the beaches, romantic candlelight dinners, and cheese plates. And sucks at writing amusing tidbits.
Name: Mie
Age: fourteen... but people tell me I'm ten. D=
Appearance: I'm short. Live with it. Okay, not that short, but for some reason people tell me I look like I'm in elementary school... and I'm gonna be a freshman in high school. o_o Also, I'm platinum blond - yes, the real Mie - but I am SO not a dumb blond. I just act dumb. Kinda. Maybe. >.> <.< I have them big blue eyes and pale skin and rosy cheeks and what-not. I have pretty short hair at this moment in time. About like guy's amour hair style. =O I generally tend to wear comfortable clothes, but I love wearing weird stuff. But only if it's comfortable. >=O You may or may not see me wearing something that looks like a leotard with a little skirt attatched - a skate dress - and tights because I may or may not be skating in this RP... >.> <.< (Yuss. I'm a figure skater.) And I like my nose. It's pretty cute, or so I think. But it's really hard to draw. D= It's all round and has these two little hole-things called nostrels that make it pretty difficult.
History: Mie has been here for a while. She (or I? I keep on changing persons...) was here before YHS was a guild. After a while of it being a guild, she became a lurker and thus many people forgot she existed, especially the new people who didn't know her. She is known to mispell lots, but has gotten better. It's just so difficult when you still have to look at the keyboard to type. D= She also seems to change tense and perspective (first person, second and third) quite a lot without meaning to. =o
Other: Her favorite color is green. Green. Green, green, green. =D Any shade is fine as long as it's all preeeeeetty. =D She loves her emoticons very much. =D Especially this one.--> =D She's pretty much happy happy happy and annoying as hell if you actually have to deal with her. Maybe that's why people think she's ten. =o She is the word uber. Or squee. Or something whats-it. Oh. And she loves Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (wondering if I spelled Chocolate right... : ) and Harry Potter (read the first book in two days) and her favorite author is Garth Nix (I'll be getting one of his new books in the mail in a few daws! >w<) and ice cream and Small Faces, which is a really old (around the time of the Beatles) English band. =D Basically they self-destructed with drugs. <3
Name: Taeryyn, but usually goes by Tae.
Age: Is supposedly 17, but because of his small stature, is often mistaken for someone much younger.
Appearance: As it was mentioned before, he's quite short; about 5'4", in fact. His hair was originally a light-brown colour, but has been dyed and bleached and dyed again so many times, no one really remembers the exact shade. For the time being, it's a mottled dark purple, and usually sticks out in all directions. He has a penchant for cross-dressing, and can pull off a girly look pretty well. He's most often found wearing striped knee-socks with a gauzy black skirt, and a torn, long-sleeved teeshirt.
History: Transferred to YHS when he ran out of money after being fired from his job of selling licorice door-to-door. (It's hard to sell licorice when one eats one's product. No one wants to buy half-eaten licorice!) Has since attached himself vigorously to Bore, and has yet to get to know anyone else.
Other: Is entirely anti-social with strangers and people he dislikes, and may be mistaken as a real a*****e. However, once one gets to know him, he's actually a half-decent guy.

Name: Bore. Or BBC. Whatever.

Age: Let's says early twenties.

Appearance: I don't know. I suck at this part. neutral Black emo-ish flippy hair, like the avatar. Medium build. Medium-ish height, because of his hideous tall-ness IRL. No glasses, cause he has them IRL. Has a spastic/twitchy aura-thing. Clothes. Non-descript plain stuff for the most part, except for when he chooses to use his modly powers. Such outfits include: ballroom gowns, wizard robes, a ball of twine, and an emerald thong.

History: The second leader of the guild ever, after Chi-what's-his-name left. Ingrate. Attacked the students one day with the HCA out of sheer boredom. They were defended by Hiroku, who eventually prevailed. Many a hawt celebrity was lost that day, including the floozy, Courtney Love; and one of Michael Jackson's many noses. Left one day in a random snit, only to return when Hiroku was getting ready to buy the guild. Donated much money to said cause, and was placed second-in-command of guild. Created the teacher's lounge, swimming pool and many other landmarks that are beloved by all. Later decided to challenge Hiroku for the ownership of the school, in a desperate battle between horny celebrity clones, terrified students, Francine and Scooby-Doo clones. The two armies eventually got bored with the war, and so it was ended. Bore and his second-in-command, iluvwritin, were subsequently not punished.

In the next few months, Bore participated in the YHS Mystery and both organized and competed in the YHS Survivor. He was thought by many to be the murderer in the Mystery, but it was revealed later that the whole thing was perpetrated by Zeku, assisted by that awful, awful Mie. Bore played very well in YHS, stooping to any means necessary to knock off the competition, who included guild favories such as Mie, Hiroku, and Sai. Making it to the final two, Bore was voted against by a bare margin, due to a noob jury majority.

Bore also participated in the war to protect the students from the evil Hiroku clones. (Which were incidentally created by Hiroku herself) Because he is finding all this history totally dull, he shall stop by saying that he now controls YHS, despite what Hiroku may claim otherwise.

Other: Bore is a spastic, a**l b***h. On a good day, his mood changes four or five times. He's a uke hater who switches between wanting to throw them in his Uke dungeon, or throwing them down and having his way with them; (which incidentally is not something he will do, or plans to do.) Unless it's Tae. But that's another story. <.< >.> Anywho, he also carries on a relationship with the librarian/detention lady, Francine. She is also his creation, for those of you that wanted to know. He enjoys annoying people through wasteful usage of his modly powers, and despises non-serious RPing. A lot. He and Hiroku have a love-hate relationship, depending on which day it is. Enjoys on intruding in other people's rooms, and is a complete and utter control freak who enjoys long walks on the beaches, romantic candlelight dinners, and cheese plates. And sucks at writing amusing tidbits.

Oh god. xd This will be fun... =D I will use my slitely existant mod-powers to put a profile for me in that yonder prfile post-thing-whatsit. xd
And wait... neutral I thought I was the sacrificial lamb... =O Weren't you like a... er... I have no clue... Lessee... lamb, star, tree, and I have no idea what else...
I'm rambling... so I'll stop now... yeah... or... yeah... okay. ninja

Yeah. It's too bad that it means you're willing to kill me off. =O Oh, and what's pron? xd Just kidding.

Nuuu!!! D= I have barely enough hair as it is! Kinda like the guy's amour now it's grown two inches in each direction... >.> <.<

"Abck AGAIN, I see," said a smuggly smug Mie in her little chair thingy that turns around to face Hiroku in an amenous sort or way. She was wearing a puffy black jacket with the word "SECURITY" written on it in tacky rainbow-colored curley-cue hand writing stuffs. She was wearing ((de ja vu)) a pair of thick black sunglasses that clashed horribly with her Mie-ness.

"I don't make the whajamacallits... I just... ummm... nevermind. Anyway, I'm security. Which I find funny because I really don't care who's in here, but... yeah. Anyway, to inter you must first complete these instructions:
1. Take a spin in the spindley chair 'till you get dizzy and puke.
2. Say the magic word as you lay sprawled out under the desk, wearing a teapot on your head.
3. Repeat steps one through so-far-non-existant five.
4. Think up another thing to put on this list.
5. Think up another thing to put on this list.
6. Make tea and cookies so Mie has something to eat.
7. Pay Mie's salary.
8. Feed the parakeet that BBC keeps in him desk, the poor thing. =o
9. Sing some random song thing whatsit..."