Since it's extremely late and I'm extremely bored...
I thought I'd make a joke thred.
I'll start off, with a joke my dad told me.
I edited it to make it a little funnier.
There's some bad language, but it wouldn't be as silly without it.
A man finds himself lonely after moving into an apartment in the city,
so he decides to buy himself a pet to talk to.
He wanders around until he find this pet store stocked with strange, exotic pets.
He asks the attendant what pet he thinks would do well in an apartment,
and with very little care,
as he works a lot and doesn't have time for something like a dog or cat.
The attendant gives him a centipede in a little white box,
which can be used as a home for the bug.
The man decides to try out the pet, and brings it home.
He sets the box on the table, and goes to bed.
The next day, he gets ready for his Saturday morning walk.
Thinking his new pet might want to walk with him,
he walks over to the box and taps on the lid.
"Little bug? I'm going out for a walk, would you like to come with me?"
He gets no answer.
Disconcerted, he tries again.
"Hello? Little centipede? Would you like to go for a walk with me?"
Still nothing.
Worried, the man tries one more time.
"I said, would you like to go for a walk with me?"
Suddenly, a very tiny but very angry voice cries out,
"I heard you the first time damn it, Im putting my ******** shoes on!"
I thought I'd make a joke thred.
I'll start off, with a joke my dad told me.
I edited it to make it a little funnier.
There's some bad language, but it wouldn't be as silly without it.
A man finds himself lonely after moving into an apartment in the city,
so he decides to buy himself a pet to talk to.
He wanders around until he find this pet store stocked with strange, exotic pets.
He asks the attendant what pet he thinks would do well in an apartment,
and with very little care,
as he works a lot and doesn't have time for something like a dog or cat.
The attendant gives him a centipede in a little white box,
which can be used as a home for the bug.
The man decides to try out the pet, and brings it home.
He sets the box on the table, and goes to bed.
The next day, he gets ready for his Saturday morning walk.
Thinking his new pet might want to walk with him,
he walks over to the box and taps on the lid.
"Little bug? I'm going out for a walk, would you like to come with me?"
He gets no answer.
Disconcerted, he tries again.
"Hello? Little centipede? Would you like to go for a walk with me?"
Still nothing.
Worried, the man tries one more time.
"I said, would you like to go for a walk with me?"
Suddenly, a very tiny but very angry voice cries out,
"I heard you the first time damn it, Im putting my ******** shoes on!"
