Welcome, everyone! Take your seats-- family of the bride on the left, and family of the.... bride on the right. :/
Wait, let us rewind this a bit. Family and friends of the uke, you sit on the left-- since the left side is not as dominant as the right. All family members and friend of the seme, you may sit on the right side in the purple, velvetly pews created by AL the Egg McMuffin himself.
We are gathered here today, loved ones, crazy ones, fangirlastic ones... to join Iia-uke and Kairi-seme in SasuSaku-approved matrimony. Although this marriage is completely unorthodox, we want everyone within this room today to agree to such a marriage and event. Should anyone disagree, AL will have you disposed of afterward.
Yes. Konoha has even agreed to having a truce with Akatsuki in order to pull of this wedding. Sasuke's left his affiliation with Sound in order to join Sakura to pull off the actual wedding ceremony. Deidara has promised not to cause explosions for the day.
It is a monumental event, as you can see.
So now that we have this introduction out of the way, I want to introduce you all to the brides to be.
Of course, after this quote from the Jashinistic bible:
"And Jashin said "Let there be choas!" and the world flooded over. Everyone died. Accept for that goody two-shoes Noah, who climbed on that ark. But Jashin smited him later, so it didn't matter."
