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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:17 pm
You know you love it. Welcome, dearies, to the Monkey's Paw, a game based on a short story of the same name.
The premise is simple enough. Basically, when the person before you makes a wish, you grant it- but with a catch that makes it not-so-sweet. In the same post, you make your own wish for the next person to grant.
For example:
CARB0N KiiD I wish I was the most beautiful girl in the world.
Danilow Granted, but you get clobbered to death by jealous beauty pageant contestant's six-inch heels.
I wish I was rich.
Akuba Your wish is my command. But you get all of your money illegally, and you get sent to jail- can't spend it there!
I wish I didn't have to do my homework.
And so on.
Oh, and you're totally allowed to comment on other people's wishes/grantings that are particularly funny/morbid/just plain weird.
I'll start it off.
I wish my mom wasn't making me get off the computer in ten minutes. crying
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:05 am
Granted! She is making you get off in 5 minutes. That number will NEVER be 10.
I wish I had the power to stop time, and everyone in it besides me, then restart it again.
Oh man, I would to so many cruel things. XD!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:19 am
Wish granted! But time started moving back and forth, that you won't be able to control it anymore D:
I wish that I can have a lot of gaia gold <3
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:33 am
Your wish is granted! Your richest friend gives you all his/her gold (which was 9,000,000 gold) but after you get hacked by your friend who gave you the gold.
I wish my insulting friend would have bad luck for the rest of her life
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:36 am
Wish granted! But the infectious disease of bad luck will spread onto you too. [I hope not okies? x[]
I wish that the admin is finish with the battle system, and ready to play.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:03 pm
Your wish is my command. But sadley, when you went to play in the battle system, everyone kicked your a**.. =C
I wish I was God X_x
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:29 am
Your wish was granted!
But the real God, overthrowed you.
I hope the items I want in the marketplace go down in price.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:38 am
Granted, but then you decide you don't want them anymore and instead want a watermeat, which just jumped in price to 100,000,000 g.
I wish Renny (friend) lived here in Kentucky.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:42 am
Granted. But you could never see him.
I wish I had a hair tie.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:34 am
You get a hair tie. But then it snaps on you and hurts. ouchies.
I wish... I could see my boyfriend everyday.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:11 pm
Wish granted! But it turns out to be his twin brother. =O
I wish for a new haircut. ^^
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:08 am
Wish Granted! But its a mullet. ;_;
I wish Johnny Depp was gay. (It would make him THAT much more interesting.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 am
Granted. But then some extremely religious people riot and slander his name, reptuation, status-- pretty much everything that makes him him.
I wish I had a pet pig. (I had one once and she was awesome...)
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:04 am
Your wish has been granted! Your parents gave you a pet pig who was dirty with mud all over itself and it licks you everyday with it's massive tongue and it was a slob who ate a lot of food, so u decided you would sell him to a farmer.
I wish I could be a singer (that was completely random)
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:55 am
(no no no, if that was my pig I'd just give it a bath to clean it up and then keep it, it soudns ADORABLE!)
singer you say? Ok, you become a singer. But then you lose your voice and end up lipsinging on national tv... and the entire world finds out! crying for you.
I wish I had my schedule for school already...
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