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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:27 pm

And it's completely free! Like, OMG!!!1!11!one *slap*

I found this a while ago online, and just recently re-discovered my bookmark of it.
It's pretty darn funny.
The AOL-er Translator

(No direct offense meant to AOL users. I used to be one myself. Fortunately, my mom came to her senses eventually and let us use another dailup ISP, and then finally get cable.)

But try it! It's hillarious. For extra kicks, put a story into there. I put one of my typed stories into the translator and laughed my arse off at the translation.

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:36 pm

They neglected to include that any word that is, or sounds like, a number would have the number instead of the word.

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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:22 am

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Whoa, this is like something you'd see on a really cheap info-mercial. 8D

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WHOA THIS IS LIEK SOMETHNG U SE ON A RILLY CHAAP INFO-MARCIAL1!111! OMG 8D

cool

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:42 pm

I cannot believe how many brain cells I lost by doing this.

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I CANOT BLEIVE HOW MANY BRANE CALS I LOST BY USNG THIS!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL

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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:16 pm

My eyes! They burn!!!

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MAH AY3S1!!1 WTF THAY BURN!!111!!!!!!!11111 WTF LOL

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:51 pm

Now now, we don't want to offend the twelve-year-olds in the guild. wink

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NOW NOW W3 DONT WANT 2 OFEND DA TWELV3-YEAR-OLDS IN DA GUILD!1!1 OMG wink

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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:58 pm

Tadako I.

Now now, we don't want to offend the twelve-year-olds in the guild. wink

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NOW NOW W3 DONT WANT 2 OFEND DA TWELV3-YEAR-OLDS IN DA GUILD!1!1 OMG wink

Excellent and quite clever observation, Chloe, It was very amusing and I partook in much laughter, absolutely grand.
::cough:: Since everyone else is doing it, I guess it will make me popular if I quote myself in retard. surprised (Oh gee I hope so)

OMG TRANSLA2R

EXCELENT AND QUIET CLAVAR OBSERVATION CHLOA IT WAS V3RY MUSNG AND I PAR2K IN MUCH LAUGHT3R ABSOLUT3LY GRAND111!1 WTF

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:42 pm

Tadako I.

Now now, we don't want to offend the twelve-year-olds in the guild. wink

'Translated'

NOW NOW W3 DONT WANT 2 OFEND DA TWELV3-YEAR-OLDS IN DA GUILD!1!1 OMG wink

*Laughs* Good one, Tadako.

In my story "Her", I

She--for it could certainly be nothing else--stood about six feet tall, give or take a few inches. Her short hair draped around her head, the bangs a little longer than the rest, giving an almost spunky look to her?the sort of cut a tomboy has. Large, butterfly-esque wings blossomed from her back, so delicate in appearance I was almost afraid that their gentle fluttering in the wind would be too much for them. But the most amazing, eye-catching, dazzling part about her is that she was made entirely of crystal. Purple, translucent crystal. All over her fair frame sharp edges were evident, adding all the more to her elusive mystique. I say elusive because I cannot put my finger on it, but something about her inexplicably drew my attention and held it an unyielding vice-grip. She was beautiful; that much is understood. But something about her, something deeper than deep inside of her, exuded an aura of serenity and...and...and divinity, almost, that seemed purely otherworldly.

And the translation:

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SHA-FOR IT CUD CARTANELY B NOTHNG ELSE-S2D ABOUT SIX FET TAL GIEV OR TAEK A F3W INCH3S111! H3R SHORT HARE DRAEPD AROUND HER HAAD TEH BANGS A LITLE LONGAR THAN TEH RAST GIVNG AN ALMOST SPUNKY LOK 2 DA?!!!!? WTF SORT OF CUT A 2MBOY HAS!1!!!1 OMG LOL LARGE BUT3RFLY-ESQU3 WNGS BLOSOMED FROM HER BAK SO D3LICAET IN APEARANCA I WAS ALMOST AFRADE TAHT THERE GENTL3 FLUT3RNG IN DA WIND WUD B 2 MUCH FOR THAM1!!1 LOL BUT TEH MOST MAZNG 3Y3-CATCHNG DAZLNG PART ABOUT HER IS TAHT SHA WAS MAED 3NTIERLY OF CRYSTAL111!! LOL PURPLA TRANSLUCENT CRYSTAL!!11!! OMG WTF AL OVER H3R FARE FRM3 SHARP EDGES WARE EVIEDNT ADNG AL DA MORA 2 HAR ALUSIEV MYSTIQUE1!!1!!! WTF LOL I SAY 3LUSIEV B/C I CANOT PUT MAH FNG3R ON IT BUT SOMETHNG ABOUT HAR IENXPLICABLY DR3W MAH AT3NTION AND HALD IT AN UNYEILDNG VIEC-GRIP1!!1! OMG WTF SH3 WAS BAUTIFUL TAHT MUCH IS UNDARS2D!!!! OMG BUT SOM3THNG ABOUT H3R SOMATHNG DEPAR THAN DEP INSIED OF HER EXUDED AN AURA OF SERENITY AND.AND.AND1!1!1111!11111!11!!!! OMG LOL DIVINITY ALMOST TAHT SEM3D PURELY OTHERWORLDLY!!1! LOL

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:41 am

This is horribly past wrong, so I had to poke it. I took one of the moronic applications that one of y'all had posted, and translated it.

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i think dj medival is sooooo cool and it wuld be awesome to be in his guild!!!

Became:

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I THINK DJ MEDIVAL IS SOOO COL AND IT WULD B AEWSOMA 2 B IN HIS GUILD!11!111!1!!!11!1 OMG

I thought it was pretty bad to begin with.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:45 am

DJ - maybe you should provide the translation of the FUQs for those who need it:

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GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI GUILD AND PARMILITARY FORC3

FREQUENTLY UNASKAD QU3STIONS (FUQ) BY DJ MEDEIVAL

NB READ THIS IN ITS 3NTIERTY OR U WIL G3T DANEID

Q WUT IS DA PURPOSE OF DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI (GN) GUILD????? LOL
A 2 PROMOTE .1!1!111!!! LOL AR .!1!1!!11!1!1! OMG LOL ANFORCA GOD GRMMAR AND SP3LNG ON GAAE BY FLMNG DA EVER-LOVNG BJESUS OUT OF PEOPL3 WHO DONT M3RELY ABUSE OR MOLEST BUT RATH3R ABSOLUT3LY RAEP DA ENGLISH LANGUAEG11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL IF U DONT UNDERSTAND WUT I MEAN U MUST B NEW1111! WTF

Q WUT IS TEH PURPOSE OF DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI PARMILITARY FORCE?!!!!
A DA SM3 THNG AS DA GN GUILD IV3 JUST B3N ITCHNG FOR A REASON 2 USE TEH WORD PARMILITARY!!!1 OMG WTF ALSO HAVNG TEH WORDS PARMILITARY FORC3 IN UR SIG IS PRETY BADAS11111 LOL

Q Y TEH HAL IS THIS CALED TEH GRMMAR NAZI GUILD?!?!????! OMG LOL DO U AL WORSHIP SATAN?!!!???? OMG WTF LOL DO U HAET JEWS?!!??? WTF LOL DO U HAEV SEX WIT SHEP?!!?!? WTF LOL
A THEYRE IS AN APISODE OF A SHOW CALED S3INFELD IN TEH UNIETD STAETS FEATURNG A DRMATIEZD VARSION OF A REAL-LIEF NU YORK SOUP CH3F WHO HAS A CORN3R SOUP MARK3T!!1! WTF IN DA SHOW (AND 2 SOME EXT3NT IN RAAL LIEF) IF U GAT OUT OF LIEN OR DONT PAY ATENTION OR SP3AK 2 SLOWLY HE YELS NO SOUP FOR U!!!!1 AND D3NEIS U ANY SOUP OR SENDS U BAK 2 DA END OF TEH LIEN11!!! OMG LOL DA MANE CHARACT3R CALS HIM TEH SOUP NAZI B/C OF HIS UNR3LENTNG AGRESIEV INSISTANCE TAHT U TREAT HIS SOUP SHOP LIEK GOLD!!11 OMG LOL IN MUCH DA SM3 WAY DA GRMMAR NAZI GUILD INSISTS TAHT 3VERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ON GAAE US3 PROPER SPELNG AND GRMMAR NO 3XCUSAS!!1111 OMG WTF LOL

Q SO U DONT HAEV SAX WIT SHEP?!?!!?
A I DIDNT SAY TAHT.1!!111111!1111!! OMG

Q SO W3 JUST FLMA 3V3RYON3 WHO HAS BAD GRMMAR OR SP3LNG?!!??! LOL
A WEL NO111! OMG WTF SE SOM3 PEOPLE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH NATIEVLY11!1! OTHER P3OPLE R WILFULY STUPID!1!11!!! ANYONE WIT AN OUNCA OF SENS3 CAN TEL DA DIFERENCE1!!!11 WTF LOL DONT FLME TEH PAOPLA WHO DONT SPEAK 3NGLISH NATIEVLY THEY R USUALY TRYNG V3RY HARD!!!!! OMG

Q SO JUST TURN DA FLME ON HARD AND HOT RIGHT???!????
A W3L SORT OF11!1!!!1 OMG MAEK SURE UR POST HAS STYLE AND SUBSTANC3!!!!!!1! OMG LOL IF U CAN CRITICIEZ TEH P3RSON UR FLMNG WIT BOTH STYLA AND SUBSTANCA TAHTS TEH BST WAY 2 GO ABOUT IT1!!1!111 FOR EXMPLE AN MUSNG THRE SENT3NCE POST IS T3N TIEMS BTER THAN STFU N0B111111! OMG WTF LOL IF U CAN GENTLY START WUT ANDS UP BNG A FLME WAR WIT SOM3 COMPL3T3 WAST3 OF FL3SH TAHTS 3VAN BT3R!1!11 OMG

Q OK SO WHERA DO WE DO THIS??!?! OMG WTF
A DA CHATARBOX!111 OMG WTF LOL FLMNG P3OPLE IN DA RP FORUMS 3XT3NDED DISCUSION FORUMS AND SEVERAL OTHER FORUMS IS EITHER FROWNED UPON OR FORBID3N SO WA DONT DO IT K?!??!?!??

Q WUT IS FORBIDEN??!???! WTF
A HARASNG OTH3R GAAENS IN PMS OR INSTANT M3S3NG3R PROGRMS AD HOMIENM ATAKS WIT DA EXCEPTION OF ATAKNG THEYRE INTALIEGNC3 BUT TAHT MUCH SHUD B OBVIOUS BY NOW WUT WERA TRYNG 2 AVOID IS UR p***s IS SMAL POSTS) AND RILLY LONG SIGS!1!1111! WTF WERE H3R3 2 ENFORCA GOD LANGUAEG SKILS NOT 2 HARAS PAOPLE1111!1 WTF LOL

Q Y DO W3 DO THIS????!! WTF
A R U KIDNG?????!!! OMG WTF LOL DA GANERATION AFTER MIEN (9% OF DA P3OPL3 ON GAAE) IS GONG 2 B RASPONSIBLE FOR RUNNG DA WORLD WHAN IMM OLD111!!!!1 OMG LOL I DONT WANT 2 TURN ON DA TV WHAN IMM 65 AND TEH N3WSCASTER SAYS OMGWTFLOLZORZ!!11 OMG ..1!11!!!111!!1!111!!1!!!111111!! (ALSO IT IS FUN FOR US)1!!!1!11 OMG

Q WUT SHUD I PUT IN MAH APLICATION???!??
A PROVA 2 MA (OR WHO3VER HAPENS 2 R3AD UR APLICATION) TAHT UR NOT A F3STERNG R3TARD1!11 OMG PROVE TAHT U HAEV AN EXC3L3NT COMAND OF DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG WITHOUT SOUNDNG HIGH-AND-MIGHTY!1!1!11 OMG

PS!!11 WTF LOL UR JOIN RAQUEST DMN WAL BT3R B AT LEAST A PARAGRAPH OR I WIL D3NY UR REQUEST AND URINAET ON UR AVATAR1!!1!1! WTF LOL IMM GETNG TIERD OF IDIOTS SANDNG A S3NTENCA OR TWO AND TH3N I DISCOVER THAY SLIPED UNDAR TEH RADAR AND R COMPLET3 IDIOTS!111 OMG IN FACT IF OUR RESEARCH TAM LOKS THROUGH UR PREVIOUS POSTS AND FINDS SOMETHNG HIEDOUS TAHTS A DENIAL 21!1!! OMG

PS!!11 WTF LOL U MUST USA DA WORD GRMMAR IN UR JOIN REQU3ST1!1! OMG WTF YES GRMMAR!1111!!! WIT AN A111!! LOL

LOV3
DJ MEDEIVAL

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:21 pm

*Laughs* That's like re-writing the Bible in satanic writing. Very sacreligious.

But hillarious.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:07 pm

nsudino

DJ - maybe you should provide the translation of the FUQs for those who need it:

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Larf and a harf.

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:54 pm

Are you crazy? Are you totally insane? This could render someone severely injured, yo'.

12-Year Old

R U CRAZY????!??? LOL R U 2TALY INSAEN???!???! OMG WTF THIS CUD REND3R SOMEONA SEVARELY INJUR3D YO!!!!111 OMG WTF

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:23 pm

Tadako I.

Now now, we don't want to offend the twelve-year-olds in the guild. wink

'Translated'

NOW NOW W3 DONT WANT 2 OFEND DA TWELV3-YEAR-OLDS IN DA GUILD!1!1 OMG wink

Zing. xp
And yes, we do.

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:27 pm

Sir Magnor Criol

*Laughs* That's like re-writing the Bible in satanic writing. Very sacreligious.

But hillarious.

Satanic. Sacrilegious. Hilarious. stare

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