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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:41 pm
Whoot! ~ Maybe get some love?
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:40 pm
The day had already been long enough... and it had simply just begun. But Jamie and Chimalsi were definitely not a good mix... not a good mix at all... they were a deadly concoction... that was likely to explode at any given moment.
Jamie's end was simple... it was annoying to listen to someone who talked about nothing but himself... not the weather, not the way that people in certain places were treated... just... himself. Himself and his petty little problems of which he expected Jamie to fix. And the rabbit fixing anything up whatsoever, yes... this included his own life as opposed to someone else's was utterly impossible... considering all he ever did was run... really.
And in Chimalsi's view he was always permitted to speak of himself... and people always replied and praised. Perhaps were it not for the fact that he was raised the way he was... Jamie and him would get along. It was obviously frustrating to be looked after for so long, and then immediately send to be independant.
"I think I should have a mirror in my room..."
"And I think you should be banned from ever having mirrors..."
"I think you need to seriously fall in love with someone."
"And I think that you should fall in love with someone other than yourself."
"I think you--"
"Should be a little less competitive considering that this retarded argument is going absolutely nowhere...? I agree... I'm just like this by nature... permit me to shut up and be the bigger person while you go on with 'I Thinks'..."
"I think..." Jamie would have almost slugged Chimalsi when this came out of the anthro's mouth had it not been for the fact that he felt it would cause absolutely nothing but years and years of whimperings of how Jamie hit his 'perfect' skin. The raptor popped another chip in his mouth, not quite completing his chewing when he continued, "You're a d**k..."
"... Ah, tempting... you want me to hit you?"
"And bruise this absolutely perfect skin? I think not."
"Then do yourself and me a favor, and shove it." Jamie replied nonchalantly, tapping his current read against a knee. The rabbit male took interest in pinching the bridge of his nose with his open hand, crimson orbs shielded behind eyelids before he finally revealed them. "Why in Gaia's name are you here anyhow?"
"... Nikademus said something about 'bonding' time, and 'mean rabbits'..." the raptor replied after a short moment. "And 'hates Chimalsi'... and... I think he even said something about 'making out'... but, I'll let that one slide if you will..."
"... Die... and then get out..."
"... Well I can't do it in that precise order..."
"... Die and I'll take you out..."
"... 'Take Me Out'? Like... on a date...? Jay, have you ever heard the term 'necrophilia'...?"
"..." the rabbit muttered to himself, counting down from ten mentally.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:22 pm
Euripedies entered the shop with his laptop... In his own personal view, most people could just go and try flying off a cliff, though he wasnt particularly fond of the idea for himself... Silently he glanced at his couch to see... it was occupied. Oh gods no...
The unicorn on the other was more than happy to enter the shop... it was always stocked on wine and he found wine to one of those things that was almost a necessity in life. "I--"
The monkey shot a look at the other. "Oh hush. I dont care. just becuse you HAPPEN to come with me doesnt mean I want to 'hang out' with you..." At that he sulked towards ANOTHER couch since HIS was taking by an odd looking raptor and pretty snarly like rabbit, which he didnt care much to intertwine with EITHER of them... He had some hacking and such to do...
Chuckling, Devin went to the kitchen where he searched for a bottle of wine and a few glasses. Maybe someone would drink with him. Exiting, he went back out and decided to plop next to the monkey who was more than happy to show is displeasement...
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:12 pm
"... You know, you make me feel like listening to Michael Jackson..."
"Is that an insult, or a pick-up-line for a young boy...? If it's the second, you might take more interest in trying it out on Zephyr... you'd never know, you may get lucky..." the rabbit male had already opened the book, skimming over the pages quietly.
"Did you know, Jamie, that if you love yourself - which you state is my worst quality, mind you - you never have to get hurt...?" the raptor inquired out of thin air suddenly, leaning back against the sofa. Simply wondrous... first the 'I Thinks' and now the 'Did You Knows'... bah, Jamie's life sucked some serious a** at times, he decided shortly after flipping a page within his novel.
"... Ah, but it's much easier to fall out of love with yourself than with someone else... and then you realize when you're an old man that you spent your entire life touching yourself rather than a gorgeous other, and you begin to cry yourself to a very miserable death..."
"... Gorgeous mental picture, thank you..."
"You're welcome..."
"... And I do not touch myself..."
"... Sure."
"... Seriously..." the raptor sighed in deeply, glancing at the two that had just entered the shop before his and Jay's... erm, how to say it...? Heart-to-heart discussion? The male tilted his head to the side when he considered over the new monkey's sour face after spotting them -- either he thought Jay and Chi to be utterly and horrendously ugly, which Chimalsi highly doubted... though of course, the doubt was likely because he thought so highly of himself and thought Jamie was definately not bad-looking... but on another note, they were also on the couch. Ah... the raptor typically caught on fast.
"... Excuse me sir, if you'd like us to move... we will..." he murmured, raising a slender brow at Euri.
Jamie shot him a infuriated glance, "You may go right ahead and speak for yourself, Chimalsi... but refrain from doing so for another individual... more so me..."
"Oh come now, you don't feel slightly bad that we perhaps took his couch?"
"His couch...? As far as I'm concerned, in this place it's first come, first serve..." the rabbit muttered the reply quietly, through clenched teeth... and it actually caused Chimalsi's body to shiver slightly.
"Why are you always so grouchy...?"
"Because you're always so annoying..."
"I wouldn't be as annoying if you weren't such a grouch..."
"And I wouldn't be such a grouch if you weren't so annoying..."
"... Ah, touche..."
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:15 pm
The monkey shot a pretty bitter look at the raptor, pulling up one side of his head phones so he could listen to his music as he worked. Great... as usual, the shop was JUST brimming with annoying anthros… He was already annoyed… As the two argued his look turned to more of disgust… Didn’t they have anything BETTER to do besides use up the oxygen and pollute it with their stupid words? Gah… He just glowered at them almost dumbfounded at the absolute pointlessness of their ‘conversation’. He dropped his gaze as he started to type on his laptop…
Devin grinned and ruffled the monkey’s hair and smirked. “You’ll have to excuse him. He hasn’t been even started training in the manners area of life yet… We’re slowly introducing him to civilization.”
Euri growled and swatted angrily at the unicorn. “Don’t touch me you filthy thing!” He glared as he moved to bite the others hand. Oooh ~ Feisty. >3
Moving his hand just in time and offered a wine glass to the raptor and the rabbit. “Wine? It’s a Cabernet Sauvignon. Best of all.” He murred happily, a total wine fanatic.
“Drunkard…”
“Sorry, you’re mumbling, I couldn’t hear you.” His smiled was still present.
Growling the monkey just continued his typing… Stupid unicorn… stupid raptor… stupid rabbit! Stupid, stupid, stupid! Gah! His life was terrible!
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:36 pm
"There's really no need to apologize..." Chimalsi was already managing a frown at the other anthro, not much used to the 'sorries' that came along with sour attitudes, considering that he had to be around Jamie quite often. The raptor refused the wine with a simple wave of his hand, excusing the idea of ever wanting alcohol in the first place when in was placed in front of him. "No... even if I need it around Jay."
Jamie simply ignored the insult, crimson eyes wandering to the disgusted face of a certain individual. "... Obviously your monkey needs more training in the 'people' department..." the rabbit murmured, slamming his book shut and breathing in the not-so-quiet-anymore air. He muttered a rainbow of colorful words to himself, obviously not too peachy about the whole situation. "There's really no reason in training him to be people-friendly and sending him to the zoo though, if he's obviously too wild to be kept in the first place." the rabbit male glanced at Chimalsi shortly, frowning.
"You really don't have much room to talk, Jamie-Dear... have you seen that feline of which you allowed in your residence...?"
"... Pity is a cruel, cruel thing..." the rabbit replied... pity of which took interest always in residing within his stomach... and floating around there like a butterfly.
"Of this, I am sure..." the raptor responded quietly. "Want some wine, Jay?"
"... No, I'd rather not." he replied... no 'thank you's'... as always, but still a response... which was a definate plus, of course.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:52 pm
The monkey snarled at the rabbit. “Oh shut up you dumb prat… I pretty much LIVE at a zoo at the house I live in… I don’t see you being prim and proper yourself… No one else there has any ‘civilized’ ways of life… Things tend to rub off…” his eyes wandered to the unicorn a moment.
The unicorn ignored the others comment and poured himself wine. People… they didn’t know good wine when they saw it… e3e What a shame… More for him!
Euri had his own colorful words to add to Jamie’s bit of rainbow, as he typed more. Stupid… Gah… Then… The battery of his laptop died which made him slam the thing shut and glare at it menacingly as if it would bring it back to life.
Devin had to smother and chuckle.
“Shut up! I had work to do! As if any of YOU might know what that simple word might mean…”
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:08 pm
"You know Chimalsi, I hate spoiled brats..." Jamie murmured, placing his book upon the couch's arm without much hesitation. "More so when they're present in my company, would you mind passing me your cellphone so I can call whomever it is whose with the car at the moment..."
"That would be... mmm... I think Wilson snagged it to bring Eridanus to the rehabilitation center..." the raptor frowned quietly. "Can you just imagine him there, Jay...? I bet you he's freaking out..." he snickered himself with the mental image of such a thing, but then hastily threw it aside considering Jamie was not in the best of moods. "... Umm, yeah... but anyhow... I don't have a phone, I thought you would bring yours..."
"You're lying..."
"And how are you so sure...?"
"I told you mine was dead before we left, therefore you knew I wouldn't be able to bring it..." he replied dryly, narrowing already intimidating orbs. Chimalsi sighed in deeply.
"Fine, fine... I brought it... but we can't just leave because you don't like someone... you came here to get peace and quiet, right...? Well... think about if you go back to the house..."
"Eridanus is currently not there..."
"But Wyatt and Zephyr are..."
"..." it took a moment's contemplation before Jamie decided that those two were a rather noisy duo. He sighed in quietly, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Whatever..." the rabbit male growled.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:18 pm
"I'm sure you dont mean me..." growled Euri. The monkey moved to fiddle with his computer. he should just get up and leave . Go home and work--- But there were those other stupid anthros. Oh woe on him...
Devin's ear twitched slightly as he watched the other two interact before asking, "You two dont seem like each other very much....Why'd you come to the shop together?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:27 pm
"Why yes, I do happen to mean you, dumb little--"
And the question was inquired...
Both anthros exchanged glances simultaneously ... and both crimson eyes were somewhat doubtful. "Even if you hate one another more than a canine and feline, you stick together when there is a pregnant Nikademus within the household..."
"More so when you have a chance to get away from said pregnant Nikademus..." Jamie murmured gently, tapping clawed fingers against the sofa. Chimalsi snickered slightly. "He's not such an angel, currently... no matter what his wings say."
"Besides, we secretly love each other..." the raptor cooed, whistling when a certain rabbit shot the deadliest glare the earth had ever laid its gorgeous eyes upon. "Well, I secretly love Jay... really, it's a school-girl type of thing..."
"If only you loved me as much as yourself, you may have a chance..." the rabbit chimed in carefully.
"Really now...?" the long-haired male raised a slender brow, tail flicking with utter interest, ears intent on hearing the next words that were spoken... senses simply paying full attention to Jamie currently.
"... No..." The rabbit replied, snickering slightly. "I'm a tint surprised you took me seriously on that one, Dumb-a**-Raptor... plus we know the only person you love more than yourself is a mister Wilson..."
"... Ah, this is true..." the raptor nodded in slight agreement. "But only 'cause he's so pretty... erm, wait... he hates it when I say that, hrm...? He only wants me to call him handsome..." the male frowned, "He's... pretty handsome."
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:31 pm
Oh if he had a cup of water just about now... The monkey glowered evilly at the rabbit... That's it, he was thirsty and if the stupid rabbit had another comment... <3 He might just accidentally have his hand slip while holding the cup of ice cold water. <3 Murring the monkey smiled, more like a grimace a the rabbit. "Excuse me a moment..." At that he got up disappearing into the kitchen...
The unicorn watched silently as he listened to the other's reply... Smirking slightly he shook his head taking a sip of his wine... They were oddly entertaining...
Returning from his venture Euri came back with a glass of water. It was so tempting not to 'trip' right then, but he took his seat next to Devin once more... Taking a sip, he set it back onto the side table next to him and once again stood looking for an outlet where he might be able to plug his computer in...
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