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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:24 pm
Tommy was tired...tired of everything going around. He was beginning to feel like that horrible, mind shattering ordeal of injecting himself was completely foobar at this point. With a sigh, he sat back against the sofa in front of the television, wings wrapped about himself like a comforter as he watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." It was the scene where Jessica Rabbit did her song and dance for Eddy Valiant. This movie, still awesome, was kind of ruined for him due to the fact that most colors were now lost to him...and the only ones he could see were the prime colors...sadly, even those were muted.
"I hate this ******** place," the bat-man muttered out.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:51 pm
Jacky walked slowly past the duplexes with Brewster at the head of the team. The wrinkly mutt was almost lightheaded from dragging his sluggish owner around, but uber-stoked to be in charge of destination. Jacky hated being awake at night on the island, there was still nothing of great interest to do and she didn't quite feel up to phoning in for more Nicky at the moment. Before she realized it she was inside the Entertainment room and Brewster was stuffing his face into a near-by cushion. Half-dazed and depressed, Jacqueline plopped herself down on the couch across from Tommy and sort of melted downwards, staring at the TV.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:56 pm
Tommy noticed Jacky's approach before she even opened the door. The sound of dragging footsteps was unmistakable to his radar-like ears. He didn't even bother to look all the way over in her direction when she entered. He just tilted his head to one side and let out several bursts of echolocation. The image he got back was shaped like a human...and...a dog? Ooh. Instantly, Tommy's moods lifted. He loved dogs. He gave a razor-filled grin as he saw the adorable dog snuffle about a cushion. It reminded him of his bulldog back home. He was so entranced by the aspect of messing around with a canine that he didn't even notice as Jacky plopped down near him. Tommy blinked a few times and glanced at her.
"Uh...hi there..."
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:12 pm
Have I seen this movie before? This is from what, late 80's? Maybe I saw it with Kendall.... Man her breasts are big. Why does everyone have bigger breasts than me? Jacky stared at the screen motionless for a minute or so before replying with an apathetic "Hi...." Brewster, however, removed his face from the cushion, corn chip in mouth and wiggled over to see the new person. Tommy smelled like something to chew on, but Brewster wasn't quite sure anymore, what with his momma sleeping with other funny smelling things. So, he snorted a hello as well, wagged his tail and snapped at his corn chip.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:17 pm
The woman seemed like she was either on Valium or cracked out of her mind...though she wasn't bad looking...Stop it Tommy, you think you'll ever get anyone with the way you look? You're a goddamn blood sucking bad for Christ's sake...just give it up. He just sighed and glanced over to the dog which was snorting a hello and wagging his tail happily. Tommy couldn't help but grin and attempted to reach out with a huge wing and ruffle the dog's head. "That's a good boy," he muttered out before looking back to Jacky. Might as well try to get her to talk.
"He's yours?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:37 pm
I've got step-greatgreatgrandkids with bigger breasts than me! What's up with that? They just feeding kids hormone pills nowadays or something? She's in like 4th grade damnit! Well, screw you Susan or Ginny or whoever the hell you are! Brewster hopped up on the couch and started to crawl on Tommy. "Yeah, he's mine. Unless there's a giant, naked mole rat infestation in here." Jacky looked over at the flumpy dog and finally noticed the gigantic bat she was sitting near. "So, do you know what happened here? Was this place built over a sacred zoo burial ground or something?" Jacky glanced over at Tommy's face before returning to the movie, now decidedly unfazed by people's strange appearances.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:47 pm
Tommy laughed despite his previous bad mood...Brewster was just the thing he needed. He smiled and wrapped his wings about the flumpy looking dog and began to rock him around a bit. He then released Brewster who was probably dizzy, and mussed the fur on his head with a wing once more. "What's your name big guy? Huh?" he asked as he peered at the dog's collar. "Brewster, huh? Cute name." His smile turned into a razor-filled grin once more before he looked back to Jacky to catch her eying him.
"Hmm?" he asked, his grin fading somewhat. "No one's told you yet? How long have you been here?"
At the reference to Pet Cemetery, Tommy couldn't help but laugh, "Nah, nah...nothing supernatural...just your average mad scientist having a hoot abducting people and turning them into animals." He nodded a few times, realizing that with how he said it...it could be construed that he was still joking.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:21 pm
Brewster licked at Tommy's arm and snorted excitedly while being rocked. It was just like being at home, with his dear Nanny Helga. The happy dog rolled over onto his back and waited for a tummy scratch.
Jacky honestly couldn't remember exactly how long she'd been on the island. Most of her time had been spent drunk, sleeping, or watching movies, but she was sure it was much too long. Listening as best she could to what Tommy said, Jacky checked back into her memory to verify this information. "Yeah.... Now that you say it, that sounds like what Nicky said. Course, I could still be back home in a coma." She nodded hopefully at Brewster. "Car crash, I'd bet. My chauffeur does have a habit of getting rather drunk." Wussy, needs to learn how to hold his liquor better. Going off and getting me tossed into comas...shameful.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:34 pm
That was a sensation he was used to by this time...sadly, due to the fur covering his entire body, he now had to groom regularly. And just a shower wouldn't due any more. So, Tommy just smiled again and happily obliged Brewster in a tummy rub. It was a bit awkward for him to do this, given the fact that he no longer had hands per-se...but he felt that his wings would do a good enough job as he gave Brewster some much needed attention. He glanced back to Jacky as he did so.
He didn't know Nicky, but it was good that she at least had an idea of what's going on. So at least a week or so...she's about due. "Sure, I suppose you could be...no one really knows what goes on in a coma patient's head. But...then again...are you the type of person who's crazy enough to dream up all of this s**t? I mean...you are talking to a very large flying rodent who may or may not have, at one point, been a cadet at the Air Force Academy...but, if that's the s**t you dream about...well, you may be better off in a coma."
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am
Jacky puffed up and turned to yell directly at Tommy's face. "Why is everyone bitching at me today?! 'Jacky you're naked! Put some clothes on!' 'Jacky! You're crazy! Go be in a coma!' You're all so horrid!' It's not like I've gone and messed up other people's lives! It's Eugene's own fault that we're here!" Grabbing a throw pillow Jacky began to wrestle with it in the air in a vain attempt to kill it via asphyxiation. StupidstupidstupidEugene! A few minutes later she gave up her endeavor and stood up to toss the wrumpled pillow. With a 'twhamp' it connected with the TV screen and knocked a few XBox controllers off their ledges.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:21 am
Tommy cringed back from the screaming, giving out a nervous chittering noise as he unconsciously sent off wave after wave of echolocation about him. What was this lady's problem? No...no, think about it, Tommy...it's probably just now sinking in what's happening around here...let it go. The bat-man visibly calmed himself after this, but still kept his wings wrapped tight about himself as he watched Jacky try to murder a pillow...go figure.
"...feel better now?" he asked softly, looking over to Jacky with his black, inhuman eyes, while rubbing a wing over Brewster's head, hoping the fat-guy wasn't too upset with Jacky's outburst. "And for the record...I wasn't calling you crazy. I was saying you'd have to be crazy to dream up this s**t, so it must be real. Though...which is worse is up to you." In all honesty, he wasn't too worried about missing one of his favorite movies of all time...he had seen it over thirty times, and was sure to watch it another thirty before all was said and done.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:08 pm
Brewster licked at his nose, blissfully unaware that Jacky had done anything different than usual. It wasn't uncommon for her to have some sort of outburst at least once a week due to extreme boredom or something to that effect, Brewster never was quite sure. He also wasn't sure if he ever wanted to move from his comfy new chair that spoiled him.
Jacky growled loudly and flung herself over the back of the couch with her butt sticking out. "No! Nothing's gonna make me feel better! No amount of free food and alcohol or sex with half-dog men is gonna change the fact that life here sucks and I want to go home this instant!" She lay there sulking and realized what she had actually done and started to cry/whine into the back of the couch. "Oh gawwd.....I slept with a half-dog person! Uuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:22 pm
Tommy was indeed spoiling the dog, not realizing he was being claimed as a piece of furniture by him. With that wrinkly face looking up at him though, he couldn't complain. Grinning he wrapped a wing about Brewster once more and gave him a full-body petting with it. He idly wondered if he could request a puppy from the labs...but then again, that probably wasn't the best of ideas. Thankfully, Tommy had eaten right before he started the movie...and he had an ample supply of blood in a dufflebag on the floor at his feet. So, the heat sensors in his nose which picked up the blood flow of the arteries in Brewster hardly even registered with the vampire bat. But he knew how he could get if he didn't eat regularly...and he gave an involuntary shudder at the thought of what happened.
The man-bat was shaken out of his thoughts by Jacky's sudden temper tantrum...something he hadn't seen since he had last been with his youngest sister back home when she didn't get her way. Just what kind of person was this? Of course...the 24k Brewster Doggy tag should have tipped him off. And then there was the comment about the half-dog sex. But...unless I'm mistaken...she's fully human...just how drunk was she? Well, maybe she's just a nympho...I dunno. He then began speculating just who it was...Jordan maybe? Ambrose...but of course, he was a wolf...Tommy mentally shrugged and just glanced over at her, wondering what to say. He supposed giving into the tantrum would just enable her further...buuuut...it's not like he's living right next to her or anything. "Goddamn, lucky b*****d," he said under his breath with a slight chuckle, "But listen...um...s**t, didn't even catch your name...I'm Tommy by the way, Tommy Christian...but yeah, the faster you get all of...this out of your system," he continued as he motioned to her with his free wing, "the better off you'll be."
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:41 pm
Jacqueline sniffled and ran a hand across her cheek brushing away a stream of tears. "And what is left for me then? Even if I do get my settlement millions what kind of life awaits me at home? People will know! They will just know about everything!" She stopped talking to choke back another sob. "And if they don't I'll have to spend my hard earned money paying off Eugeeene since I just know he'll hold this over my head." She sneered as she said Eugene's name and slunk down onto her knees still facing the back of the couch. Jacky wasn't quite sure she wanted to tell anyone her name anymore. Why make things worse? But then he could always turn over Lord Brewster's name tag and look up her address. I hate you stupid computers! So useless! She sighed and wiped away the rest of the drying tears from her face. "I'm Jacqueline...."
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:52 pm
Tommy, being cooped up on the island for the past year...and on a military instillation for two years before that was not one 'in the know' about things such as that. So he just nodded to the name.
The bat-man really had no idea what she was referring to. He just assumed some sort of lawsuit or divorce...it seemed to fit her profile, so he just shrugged. "Jacky...I don't know who Eugene or...they are, but...I...I really don't think you realize the gravity of the situation here. This isn't about the money you may be owed or not...this...Christ, Jacqueline, I was just like you when I got here...I was human. And...this...this will more than likely happen to you." He spread a wing out toward her for emphasis.
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