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Captain Purpleheart

PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:06 pm


So there's this person, and I'm pretty sure they're trying to imitate Paris Hilton every time they type.

gonk

LYKE, PPL ALWAYS SPAM MY TOPICS AND LYKE THEN HEY SAY I SPM. LYKE OMG. LYKE ALL I, AM LYKE, DOIN IS LYKE POSTING AS MYSELF.

LYKE, DO U HAVE A PERSONA LYKE ON A DIFF ACC-ACC- THINGY, THAT LYKE, U GO ON SUMTIMES 2 LYKE TROLL OR LYKE, BE DIFF ON? O3O. I THINK IT IS GUD TO LYKE, SOMETIMES BE SOMEONE OPPOSITE LYKE, U NEED TO NOT BE URSELF SUMTIMES LYKE AND HAV FUN LYKE WITHOUT BEN UR SELF. LYKE YEAH.

DISCUSSIN.

LYKE, OMG DO U HAVE A PERSONA?

LYKE, PERSONAS AND LYKE, MULES.


My eyeballs just rolled right out of my eyes and on to the ground.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:49 pm


She can be trying to become the next Britney Spears.
>.>

BlueBlythe


chrystalclear

PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:51 pm


Does anyone have any mild-colored paint? I want to paint that text with it. Then, when I'm done, I'll pour it down her throat. Doesn't she know that "|>1|||< (Pink) + txt tlk = Dain Bramage"? gonk

This is a girl, right? o-o;; You'd be amazed at the odd guys I know.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:16 pm


*traps Dain Bramage-causing poster in hall of mirrors.*
*Sets sand piles and an occasional cactus in choice locations, providing the illusion of being in a desert.*
*Begins to slowly increase heat in hall until it is a desert.*
*Cackles and tacks a note apologizing for such a long sequence of actions represented by asterisks onto nearby doorway, as well as leaving a can of black paint near said note, so as to help those who enjoy sight.*

KainGorda


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:31 am


SOMEONE HAND ME MY SCYTHE. THIS IDIOT MORTAL SHALL LEARN THAT THE WORLD CAN BE FULL OF UNSEEN ENEMIES.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:45 pm


I must say... Wow. I thought Valley-girls were bad but this...


Is like... the... QUEEN of Valley-girls.

Robthebob


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:54 pm


I had no idea you could even put like in a sentence so many times. It's just sick and wrong. I hate it when people say like so much. It makes them sound stupid.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:49 pm


chrystalclear
Does anyone have any mild-colored paint? I want to paint that text with it. Then, when I'm done, I'll pour it down her throat. Doesn't she know that "|>1|||< (Pink) + txt tlk = Dain Bramage"? gonk

This is a girl, right? o-o;; You'd be amazed at the odd guys I know.

Yes, she's a girl.

Captain Purpleheart


TigerMisty

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:59 pm


My eyes. burning_eyes

The Text Talk burns. burning_eyes

And the Pink burns. burning_eyes

And the Huge Text burns. burning_eyes

I will whap them with a rolling pin, since I don't have a scthye. Darn. I wan't a scythe.

My eyes......my gray-blue eyes. burning_eyes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:40 pm


Being a Californian, I admit that when I'm talking, "like" eeks its way into my diction every now and then, but to write it (AND misspell it!) is just plain insulting to the following:

1. The English language
2. Written language as a whole
3. The alphabet in which it's written (Roman, in this case)
4. Everyone who writes the language correctly
5. Californians (to whom this person is giving an even worse name)
6. God
7. The scriptwriters of FF7 who still cry themselves to sleep every night over the whole "This guy are sick." typo
and
8. My eyes

Hawk_McKrakken


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:55 am


That....hurt to look at...

As for using the word "like" so much...it made me wish to get out my red pen of doom and scratch my laptop screen with it. What's with people using "like" so much? That's one question that always has been on my mind. I see it on essays in college, in everyday conversation, everywhere, really...

Saddening...really.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:08 pm


TigerMisty
My eyes. burning_eyes

The Text Talk burns. burning_eyes

And the Pink burns. burning_eyes

And the Huge Text burns. burning_eyes

I will whap them with a rolling pin, since I don't have a scthye. Darn. I wan't a scythe.

My eyes......my gray-blue eyes. burning_eyes


I got a Nobody Scythe knockoff on sale in my Literate Weapons Rack. biggrin Care for one? question

Natsuri


Kizsa

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:06 am


*tear* I am now officially scarred for life...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:37 am


[Soap=talk]

Mother of pearl.

Alright. I believe that I am in need of an explanation.

Is the point of "txt tlk" not to shorten one's typing time? So then, didn't adding all of those "lyke"s lengthen said typing time?

Sorry for my big font. At least it is a softer, more appealing colour. redface


[end/Soap]

suck_my_dix


Shigures Editor

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:21 am



This is a serious case of too much MTV-watching. gonk
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