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 Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:32 pm
So, you're in a public but still theoretically securable location. Let's say a bar, or a clothing store, or a library or something, right?
And that day (cause it always happens when you've got plans) the streets fill with zombies. You're scared, right? Don't be -- that one guy, over there, he's seen this before. A minute or two of rousing speech and you're with the others building barricades, and blocking windows.
No problem.
But something's wrong! Someone near the back is yelling, one of the doors wasn't properly secured, and they're hearing noises right behind it. Panic! But you manage to keep a level head, and you and the zombie vet go to secure the door. Zombies are slow, and you should be able to manage.
Except the doors already open, and those aren't zombies -- those are velociraptors. What do you do?
Discuss:
How competent are you in a stressful situation?
Given the choice, how do you not want to die?
Added because the gd sucks: Okay guys there are still ******** zombies out front, you don't exactly have all day to wait for velociraptors to get their fill with the doors open.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:34 pm
I'd go to a corridor filled with doors.
It takes them like 10 minutes on each.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:35 pm
I'd hide in the cabinets and sneak my way over to the dumbwaiter.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 am
I'd send an Australian out as a decoy while we escaped.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:53 am
I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
THUNDERSHOCK ATTACK
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:47 am
oh that's easy simon pegg go!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:49 am
Id stand their and get eaten.
Cause they're ******** velociraptors.
Their badassery far outweighs whatever intellect I may have.
emphasys on the may
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:47 pm
OuNin I'd go to a corridor filled with doors. It takes them like 10 minutes on each. True, but their natural deductive ability allows them to shave off a minute for each door they open.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:39 pm
So after 11 the doors would become automatic?
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 am
By then they would have figured out how to use the automatic door mats.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:18 pm
I'd climb up into the ceiling.
And let the Zombies and Raptors fight It out.
Also Tits.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:35 pm
Did it need to be capitalized?
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:04 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:30 am
I was unaware it was a proper noun.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:09 pm
Edit- Rex is a pansy a** who felt threatened and had to change my post to feel like a man again. sad
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