Excuse me? |
Yes? |
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Are your legs tired? |
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Not really, I took the bus here... |
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Uh... well, if your legs were tired, then it's because you've been running through my mind all day. Um-hmm... |
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I don't get it. |
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Me neither... |
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:54 pm
Okay, this is for horrible pickup lines that are original. I don't want to see "You're tags showing! It says; "Made in Heaven" or any other ones that you can hear anywhere. It would be something that you just shouldn't use; even if it is clever.
An example would be the one I've come up with below.
Are you an MMORPG? Because when I first saw you, I thought "WoW!"
Have fun, and try to keep them clean. sweatdrop
(Credit to Billy an Mandy for the poll)
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:42 am
hehe i wouldnt know any because im single and glad of it my last to Boy friends where so mean and where using me.... but ive see these around gaia:
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:14 pm
oh, i saw a really hot guy last week on tv.. he was so hot.. i just wanted to tell you because you look like him (oh yeah, i'm good)
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:06 pm
i use wat ever pick-up lines fall out of the sky. they sound better when they r timed perfectly
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:51 pm
Ummm.....I can't remember where I heard this before....probably some show on TV....
"Wanna be the yin to my yang?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:52 pm
The Lady Nikki hehe i wouldnt know any because im single and glad of it my last to Boy friends where so mean and where using me.... but ive see these around gaia:  lol-those are amusing. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:45 am
0Moon_Maiden0 The Lady Nikki hehe i wouldnt know any because im single and glad of it my last to Boy friends where so mean and where using me.... but ive see these around gaia:  lol-those are amusing. rofl i like sasuke's! lol he aint got one and thats probole the best pick up lin ever! lol other then taht i like rock lee's its so nice!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:35 am
I was on DA just browsing once and I saw some comic with this one that I thought was pretty bad... okay, not just bad, terrible.
"Let me in your womb!"
[I'm terrible at coming up with pick-up lines. xD Good thing I don't ever have to use them.]
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:48 pm
Zizzykitty I was on DA just browsing once and I saw some comic with this one that I thought was pretty bad... okay, not just bad, terrible. "Let me in your womb!" [I'm terrible at coming up with pick-up lines. xD Good thing I don't ever have to use them.] gonk
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:22 pm
"Do you travel a lot?"
"No...?"
"Because... I hear models get to travel all over the world."
Yes. This one was actually used on me... stare
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:07 pm
The Lady Nikki 0Moon_Maiden0 The Lady Nikki hehe i wouldnt know any because im single and glad of it my last to Boy friends where so mean and where using me.... but ive see these around gaia:  lol-those are amusing. rofl i like sasuke's! lol he aint got one and thats probole the best pick up lin ever! lol other then taht i like rock lee's its so nice! Haha, I love that! Naruto and Kankuro's scare me though. burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:03 am
I just saw this one on DA too.
'Did your mom ever hump a carrot? 'Cause you have damn fine eyes!'
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:30 pm
"I forgot my number.....Can I have yours?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:42 pm
"Wow, you certainly sound like a writer...how about you write me an email..."
- Recently been used on my friend X3
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:33 am
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
This thread can't die! I love reading these things. They're so stupid. xD
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