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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:08 am
To The Limit.
Nickelback - See You At The Show
Crowds of screaming superstars
When bouncers show their battle scars
I've been the first to sign on everyone
Down the road and round the bend
We pray to god it never ends
I've been to see you scream to everyone
"Jed bust threw the curtains .Jed ran the the right side of the stage. He raised his left and right arms up and the crowd booed and cheered...Jed ran to the left of the stage and did the same , and the crowd got louder with cheers..Jed went to the middle. Jed turned around (showing his new shirt, Takes Fame to the top.)and looked up at the titintron and watched the video."
"It showed footage of Jed training, lifting weights, and taking hits.It also show jed running stadiums the video goes blank for a moment, because the camera showed a black curtain. Jed then went threw it, and it showed him walking towards the ring and it cut to Jed hitting some JKO's on people.,It also shows some footage from kurt angle and Jed match..."
"Jed raised his right arm and sparks went up behind him and then jJed turned around and walked threw the sparks. Jed lowered his right arm. He was wiggling his arms, loosing up. Jed then hit his knee looked down .He then jumped up. He ran down to the ring, He looked around and saw a sign which read. God's Gift to wrestling Jed. Jed took one of those sign and raised over his head. He then gave it back.Jed then slide into the ring. Climbed to the top turnbuckle. He then raised his right arm. He jumped off the top rope and then he landed in the ring.
Well people, it's about time for to shine above everyone else. I remember the HITC match where figgy won the world title. Well i'm here to tell you all that i wasn't beat in that match for the PWG world title. So Figgy get your a** out here.(Sorry for the lame promo i'm some what on a time scedule.)
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:30 am
The lights in the venue dim as a hand becomes visible throwing the entrance curtain open. And out comes the Next Conspiracy receiving a mixed reaction from the audience as "An Ancient Sign of Coming Storm" blares into the speakers.
Yeahrrgh!!!
At the top of the entrance aisle, Figgins turns his back to the audience outstretching both of his arms and leaning back. Finally he spins on one foot and spits energy drink onto the aisle infront of him. Letting his arms fall back down to his side he began his trek towards the squared circle
Blood red bows plough the waves
The dragon heads grin
Twenty ships with Norsemen braves
Riding the northern wind
"Making his way to the ring... Weighing in at 267 pounds...He is the Next Conspiracy...JACOB FIGGINS! "
They left their shores at early dawn
As a red sun was rising in the east
An ancient sign of coming storm
Thunder of sword and shield
The lights returned to normal and Figgins raised his head letting the audience's eyes grace him. Looking from left to right, a smirk crawled across the features of Figgins as he runs up the ring steps and walks along the apron taking a swig of his energy drink before putting the bottle down next to the southeast turnbuckle. He leaned against the ropes outstretching his arms once more and spraying a light mist onto the floor outside the ring.
Sails appear in the south
Now every man prepare
The sea will be colored by blood
Battle is drawing near
Finally entering the ring, via the top and middle ropes, Figgins turns on one foot and extends his arms for a final time acting as if it was a privilege to the audience to watch him perform in the squared circle and within the venue itself. Dropping his arms he takes off his ring jacket and throws it outside of the ring to get prepared for his upcoming bout.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:03 pm
Ring the Damn bell. Jed dropped the mike. Bell rung, ding ding.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:10 pm
Figgins went straight to the offensive by attempting a running knee lift
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:10 am
*the whole arena goes dark...the lights turn back on referee is missing...lights go back off then back on...braiddan is out cold...then lights go back off then on a zombie is knocked out next to braiddan in a ref shirt...timhaynie pins and uses the zombies hand to get the three count...*
HERES YOUR WINNER AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JED!!!!
J.R.:BAH GAWD WHAT THE ******** HAPPENED HERE!?
*lights turn off then on again...there is a flaming table in the ring in barbwire and thumbtacks...they turn off and on again...finally THE R J P is in the ring the man who screwed over Braiddan in an unknown way...holding the REAL top championship the WORLD GAIA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! i pick up timhaynie put him on my shoulders and f-5 him through the table! then i raise my arms it goes dark then back to light a casket randomly appears in ring and steel steps...tombstones braiddan onto steel steps then last rides him into casket then raises arms...it catches flames...*
J.R.:BAH GAWD BAH GAWD THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!*j.r.s hat dissapears* WHERES MAH HAT!?*hornswoggle runs into ring with J.R.s hat he bumps into my leg...he looks up at me to see a dark dangerous look...i choke slam him through the ring...* BAH GAWD ATLEAST GIVE ME BACK MAH HAT! *barney the dinosaur is on top turn buckle he breaks it and falls on his d**k/puss i big boot him while hes up there he lands in crowd shitting all over them!* BAH GAWD THIS IS MAYHEM! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE IN MAH VERY EYEZ YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN ARE ALL HERE TO WITNESS!
*then to end it i pick up jed ram him shoulder first into turn buckle then last rides him over top rope into announce table i roll my eyes up and bend down with gaia championship and raise it up high sticks tongue out it turns dark...lights back on...and im gone...into the darkness...people in ******** shock of what just went down!*
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:04 am
R J P THE MASTER NINJA *the whole arena goes dark...the lights turn back on referee is missing...lights go back off then back on...braiddan is out cold...then lights go back off then on a zombie is knocked out next to braiddan in a ref shirt...timhaynie pins and uses the zombies hand to get the three count...*
HERES YOUR WINNER AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JED!!!!
J.R.:BAH GAWD WHAT THE ******** HAPPENED HERE!?
*lights turn off then on again...there is a flaming table in the ring in barbwire and thumbtacks...they turn off and on again...finally THE R J P is in the ring the man who screwed over Braiddan in an unknown way...holding the REAL top championship the WORLD GAIA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! i pick up timhaynie put him on my shoulders and f-5 him through the table! then i raise my arms it goes dark then back to light a casket randomly appears in ring and steel steps...tombstones braiddan onto steel steps then last rides him into casket then raises arms...it catches flames...*
J.R.:BAH GAWD BAH GAWD THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!*j.r.s hat dissapears* WHERES MAH HAT!?*hornswoggle runs into ring with J.R.s hat he bumps into my leg...he looks up at me to see a dark dangerous look...i choke slam him through the ring...* BAH GAWD ATLEAST GIVE ME BACK MAH HAT! *barney the dinosaur is on top turn buckle he breaks it and falls on his d**k/puss i big boot him while hes up there he lands in crowd shitting all over them!* BAH GAWD THIS IS MAYHEM! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE IN MAH VERY EYEZ YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN ARE ALL HERE TO WITNESS!
*then to end it i pick up jed ram him shoulder first into turn buckle then last rides him over top rope into announce table i roll my eyes up and bend down with gaia championship and raise it up high sticks tongue out it turns dark...lights back on...and im gone...into the darkness...people in ******** shock of what just went down!* (No there are so many rules you would be breaking..Don't post in this thread again, this is a real rp match, not a joke.Of course it's not real, but me and figgy were going to have a good match don't ruin it with your posting, so in this thread only me figgy and who ever in the ending of the match, if any.)
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:10 am
(Yuppies...) After the knee lift Figgins allowed Jed to get to his feet.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:51 am
Braiddan (Yuppies...) After the knee lift Figgins allowed Jed to get to his feet. Jed got up holding his gut. He looked towards Figgy.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:03 am
Charges one again, this time extending his left arm attempting a LARIOTO
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:01 pm
Braiddan Charges one again, this time extending his left arm attempting a LARTIOTO (lariat)Jed was hit and he fell. But got back up .
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:16 pm
timhaynie Braiddan Charges one again, this time extending his left arm attempting a LARIOTO (lariat)Jed was hit and he fell. But got back up . (I know but if you watch janpanese matches you'd know why I spelt it like that) As Jed got up, Figgins with a full head of steam went for a back heel kick
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:37 am
Braiddan timhaynie Braiddan Charges one again, this time extending his left arm attempting a LARIOTO (lariat)Jed was hit and he fell. But got back up . (I know but if you watch janpanese matches you'd know why I spelt it like that) As Jed got up, Figgins with a full head of steam went for a back heel kick Jed was hit again.(ok then.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:22 am
Figgins rebounds off the ropes and attempts to hit a Flair style knee drop on jed
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:32 pm
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