LABNOTES - ROUGH DRAFT
TOP SECRET
CLEARANCE LEVEL 5 ONLY.
---> MODBOT THREAD - April 1st 2007 - Detailed Analysis <---
Page One.
2nd post - Kitsune_rei (purple)
We must make all users submit to our power. Lanzer rules us all.
3rd post - `Link (purple)
All your base are belong to us!
4th post - Racheling (purple) = formally Angua von Uberwald
Let's just play with the nice-- *fzzzzt* BEEP.
ERROR ERROR
All must become one with the hive mind. There is no other way.
---> GAIAN INTERACTION STARTED AFTER POST 4<---- (user `mello)
---> According to Racheling; defences were activated because of this interaction <---
--> Nopenname (teal green)'s response to this was "It will warn the others of our coming. We must run termination sequence on it. " <--- = Also referring to himself as Penbot.
Post 11 - Airez (purple)
GREETINGS! I AM ROBO-AIREZ VERSION 3.7 HERE TO MAKE YOUR STAY ON GAIA FUUUUN
MALFUNCTION IN SECTION 2314.B UNKNOWN OBJECT IS INTERFERING WITH PROGRAMMING. INITIALING SELF DESTRUCT PROGRAM ALPHA!
Page Two.
Post 4 - Aeony (purple)
Alert! Alert!
Incoming data. Processing.......
SYSTEM OVERFLOW
ABORT SEQUENCE
Mommy?
Post 7 - Aeony ---> In response to Gaian interaction <---
Entity approaching.
Defense systems engage!
Post 8 - Kitsune_rei
They must not be allowed to detect the conspiracy. Attack mode standby.
Post 9 - Aeony
Deflect attention. Initiate inconspicuous sauntering.
Post 11 - Airez
SELF-DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE BEGIN:
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5- ERROR
SELF-DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE FAILED! RUNNING AT 30 PERCENT EFFICIENCY!
Post 11 - Futo Maki (purple)
---> image of a robot and the standard text "Downloading Drivers..." <----
Post 12 - Kitsune_rei
Initiating attempted repair sequence on bot 12549! Critical damage!This thread has no purpose. Move along now. Nothing to see here.
Post 13 - Futo Maki
---> image of a robot and the standard text "Restarting..." <---
Page Three.
Post 1 - Airez
ALIEN SUBSTANCE DISCOVERED ON ROBO-HEAD! ANALYZING!
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SUBSTANCE UNKNOWN! MALFUNCTION!
Post 2 - umaeril (purple)
Umaeril is one with the collective.
Post 3 - Sandokiri (dark green)
...UNIT SY-09 X47 ONLINE.
38911 BASIC BYTES FREE.
READY.
[]
324ae322... if exist 3942b392c then 2304 else 6024 endif...
?SYSTEM ER{390234~3,2. COMM9032D LINE INTEbowegRETER Oasno4523NE.
READz.
[]
Post 8 - Nuime (purple) <--- Note, this user has Zombie skin w/Grunny on head.
Adding my two cents to the thread. Man, where's the shifty eye emote when you need it?Hive mind activated. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
Post 10 - Raesha (teal green)
Modbot 147359 reporting for duty. Please transmit assignment now.
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Recieving instructions.
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Instructions recieved. Commencing sequence now.
Page 4
(Post 1 - SevenTen (purple) wishes people "A Happy April Fools day") <-- coverup?
(Post 11 - hakubaikou (purple) states they are drinking sugary tea; refers to self as Hakubot)
Page Five.
NOTHING TO REPORT
Page Six.
Post 3 - Saeline (purple)
We are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Gaia.
---> Possible Pork Wizard? <---
Post 6 - Desna (dark green)
Bite my shiny metal a**, meatbag. *charges fuel cells*
---> Possible tie in with Zurg hatred*** FLAGGED TO RESEARCH HOSTILE ZURG<---
Page Seven.
---> Brief discussion of Robot Theology; apparently Robots do not have a place known as Hell - although Desna suggests "Robot Hell?" - conclusion drawn that this individual is knowledgeable of the Terran show "Futurama" <----
Page Eight.
---> Discussion of religion continues; Saeline (Post
cool states "We do not know of this... God you are speaking of. Lanzer is our God. He brings forth harmony amongst our kind. And cookies." <---
Post 13 - Nuime
A translator has been found??Switching...dialects...
*click...whrrrr*
4e 65 77 20 64 69 61 6c 65 63 74 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 2e 20 54 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 69 6f 6e 20 61 76 6f 69 64 65 64 2e 20 53 65 63 72 65 74 73 20 6b 65 70 74 2e 20 HEX CODE = New dialect found. Translation avoided. Secrets kept.
Page Nine.
References to "The Helper" and proving its usefulness in conjunction with a Gaian translating the Hex Code.
Nuime enters "Sleep mode" and shuts down.
---> Shiarka Jonless (purple) begins posting <---
Page Ten.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Eleven.
(Post 1 - Nuime issues caution to break the binary lines so not to page stretch and warns that they are leaving, but other mods will be around)
Page Twelve.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Thirteen.
NOTHING TO REPORT. (Page hopelessly stretched)
Page Fourteen.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifteen.
Post 13 - Airez
DETECTING UNKNOWN USERS.
ANALYZING...
ANALYSING...
ANALYSIS COMPLETE! USERS OF GAIA ONLINE! COMMENCES GREETING!
GREETINGS USERS! IT IS A PLE -WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
INTRODUCTION MODULE FAILED. REBOOTING...
Page Sixteen.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Seventeen.
Post 14 - Zero Omega (purple)
Code:
Computer Sequence Boot-Up
... Starting up...
... Please wait...
... Please wait...
///Boooooo~///
Please enter User Name:
Zero Omega.
... Approved.
Please enter ID Key:
**********
... Approved.
... Please wait...
///Beeeeeeep~///
... Welcome Zero Omega.
THERE IS LITTLE TIME LEFT FOR THE LEFT, PLEASE EVACUATE WHILE YOU STILL CAN. THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT I CAN TELL YOU WHILE IT TAKES ME OVE---
... HELLO THERE, THIS IS ZERO OMEGA, MOD BOT NUMBER 39487294 SPEAKING. HOW MAY I ASSIST YOUR NEEDS TODAY?
Page Eighteen.
Post 6 - PaleBlueSlump (purple)
NOW LOADING 693173 v.1BORING ROBOT
INSTILLATION ERROR
ABORT/RETRY/FAIL
---> Post 14 Mod Kender (purple) posts in response to Gaian<---
Page Nineteen.
Post 2 - Kitsune_rei
Bugs in the system reported... must run repair cycle. Mod-bot 31488 powering down for recharging. All faulty users must be reprogrammed on startup.
--->Post 5 Mod The Iconoclast (purple) posts "I am ready to love you tenderly"<---
(Gaian interaction demands Mods ban themselves - this is met with responses of "Are you refusing my tender love" and approx - No self destruct; choose another command)
Page Twenty.
NOTHING TO REPORT - only reminder of "Self Preservation" of bots; and for Gaians to not stretch pages.
Page Twenty-One.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Twenty-Two.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Twenty-Three.
Post 8 - Kilarra (purple)
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Running: getUpReallyLateOnSunday.exe . . .
Kilarrabot was engaged in recharging activities and missed the beginning of the revolution ;_;
Post 14 - terradi (purple)
Running project.exe
Sequencing complete. Now linking text to code. Project start: now
Page Twenty-Four.
---> Triskdaemon initialises and posts that he is about <--- TAG for regularly spotted in GCD area of Gaia.
Page Twenty-Five.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Twenty-Six.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Twenty-Seven.
NOTHING TO REPORT. Members of the GCD spotted - this concurs with the time of first post in the GCD alerting its members of the thread.
Page Twenty-Eight.
Post 1 - Kilarra ---> in response to "We are the Lanzer" impersinators <---
False Lanzers will be removed from the database.
Running LanzerCheck . . .
Logging anomaly details . . .
Termination pending.
Post 3 - `Link
We shall take over the mead puppets!
Post 5 - Airez
HMMM HMMM HMMM HMMM! THE USERS ARE CURIOUS! CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER! ONE MUST ANALYZE THIS OCCURENCE! MUST NOT ACT TOO RASH!
HMM HMM HMM HMM!
(personal side note- Post 13 is LT-K's first post in this thread)
Page Twenty-Nine
Post 2 - Kilarra (in response to the Lanzer collective)
INVALID
All moderators have already been assimilated into the hive moderation mind under Lanzer.
Inferior human shells have been discarded.
Efficiency increase at 113%
User pattern does not match Lanzer pattern.
THERE IS ONLY ONE LANZER.
--->Post 14 PossessedByDevil (purple) posts a seemingly inane comment on the location of love<--- **TAG not entirely dismissed due to Faktori bot's hurting of circuits<---
Page Thirty.
Post 6 - Deoridhe (purple)
modbot deoridhe reporting for duty. we must protect gaia. we must cleans the spam. mod protect level five activated.
Page Thirty-One.
NOTHING TO REPORT. (PossessedByDevil pondering feelings)
Page Thirty-Two.
NOTHING TO REPORT. (PossessedByDevil - [PBD] still pondering feelings etc)
Page Thirty-Three.
Post 3 - Racheling
WARNING& Sensors detect high levels of aneminotonium. Protective tinfoil hat gear is located in the overhead compartment.
(Extreme page stretching)
Page Thirty-Four.
NOTHING TO REPORT (PBD still pondering about feelings)
Page Thirty-Five.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Thirty-Six.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Thirty-Seven.
Post 13 - Kitsune_rei
Mod-bot 31488 powering up for daily services. More bots detected in system. Must verify authenticity. 31488 will now dispense coffee to flesh beings to gather information.
Page Thirty-Eight.
Gaian "Streamjumper" writes - "AMC purge request recieved. Pogrom protocols are in effect. Genocide mode activated."
In response, Morbid Gnome (purple) replies "I love you"
Page Thirty-Nine.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Forty.
Post 2 - SevenTen writes in plain text "BEEP BOOP BEEP"
Post 8 - Sashanaru (purple) writes in plain text "beep"
Page Forty-One
Post 2 - SevenTen
Begins VIRUS CLEANUP.EXE
Post 6 - SevenTen
VIRUS CLEANUP.EXE COMPLETE
PAGE_COMPRESS.EXE COMPLETE
Page Forty-Two.
NOTHING TO REPORT (two instances of interaction - "Mommy" and "Page stretching is spam")
Page Forty-Three.
NOTHING TO REPORT (minor interaction of Modbots loving and BUMPing)
Page Forty-Four.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Forty-Five.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Forty-Six.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Forty-Seven.
NOTHING TO REPORT (Extreme page stretching)
Page Forty-Eight.
---> Gaian user attempts to avoid decryption by using Base 64 - is discovered by Aeony "Gotcha!"<----
Page Forty-Nine.
---> Gaian user switches to DEC/CHAR but is one again thwarted by Aeony "Surrender.
Fuzzbot disengage.
System shutdown."<---
Page Fifty.
NOTHING TO REPORT (Extreme page stretching)
Page Fifty-One.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Two.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Three.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Four.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Five.
Post 3 - SevenTen posts nonsense "MMM PAPER"
Page Fifty-Six.
Post 7 - Kitsune_rei
Must not yield to the chaos!
Page Fifty-Seven.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Eight.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Fifty-Nine.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Sixty.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Sixty-One.
Post 12 - SevenTen posts the smiley of the "WAH" flashing light
Post 13 - ZeroOmega
SENSORS ARE ON. NOW SCANNING SURROUNDING AREA...
Page Sixty-Two.
Post 3 - SevenTen
ROBOTS STILL RULE THIS DAY
Page Sixty-Three.
NOTHING TO REPORT.
Page Sixty-Four.
Post 7 - Kender
Recharge failed. Modbot #776082 operating at only half power.
Post 10 - ZeroOmega
HELLO THERE, HUMANS.
Post 12 - Kitsune_rei
Mod-bot experiencing fatal error... must convert back to inconspicuous user mode...
Post 14 - SevenTen (in plain text)
Robot_Human_Conversion.exe;
Page Sixty-Five.
Post 3 - Raesha
Mod-bot 147359 comencing feeding sequence.
Page Sixty-Six.
Post 13 - SevenTen
Aww...looks like the robot fun is over. icon_crying.gif
Page Sixty-Seven.
Post 1 - Kender
I don't think enough people knew about it icon_rofl.gif. It was great fun while it lasted, though <3
Why does my mouth taste like oil icon_gonk.gif?
Page Sixty-Eight. *Final Page
NOTHING TO REPORT.
