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On browsing the GD forum out of boredom, I noticed a thread entitled 'women can't teach'.
Curious to see if he was serious, joking, trolling or just frustrated with one of his teachers that happened to be female, I wandered in. Much to my painful shock he proceeded to tell us all in some of the most painful bad grammar and spelling i'd seen (and I wish I had the first post to show you) that women are inferior to men and that they're not good for anything but cooking, cleaning and spreading their legs for men. He was dead serious. Needless to say I was compulsed (is that the right word? please correct me if it's wrong. thank you.) to respond. The conversation went like this, and while I hate to namedrop, Chauvinistic Pig is actually his screen name, not just what he is.

Seikonai:Your threads are unimaginative, your spelling and grammar are atrocious, your avatar looks like a 40 year old virgin what was dressed by a blind monkey, your mother was a rhinoceros with cancer, your father was a camel with buck teeth, your grandparents were toads with the pox, your ancestors were various breeds of large hairless four legged mammal sporting various bodily deformities and several strains of tuberculosis, your cats have mange, your dogs have rabies, your birds and gerbils have mad cow disease, your ferret was eaten by a two legged coyote and your goldfish has ebola. Thank you very much and have a nice day.

Chauvinist Pig:As if I listen to the opinions of a women.

Though I'll note, I don't give a s**t about my grammar and for some who does like you, your spelling isn't any better.

Seikonai:My spelling is perfect. Can you pick out a mispelled word in the above paragraph? I think not. Cookie for you if you can. Ebola cookie,

I did however, forget to mention that your rabbit was eaten by a toothless snake, your car was hit by bus and your uncle tortures small animals for fun.

Chauvinist Pig:What rabbit?
Woman you make no sense

Seikonai: Exactly. The rabbit was eaten and therefore no longer exists. Hence, no more rabbit.

Chauvinist Pig:I had no rabbit to begin with.

Rabbits are just as useless as women.

Seikonai:Of course you have no Rabbit. The rabbit was eaten. And clearly rabbits are more useless than you even claim women to be. They neither cook nor clean and do nothing but generally make a mess.

Chauvinist Pig: I guess because you are a woman you don't understand there wasn't a rabbit to begin with, so how could it have been mine and dies?

Seikonai: I guess because you are a man you cannot understand the subtle nuances of a woman's logic. I'm sorry, men like you don't have logic, you have randomly generated hate that you spew out in random threads and then argue your useless, backless, foundless and groundless opinions against people who actually know what they're talking about for no other reason but that it makes you feel all warm and superior inside. Well kudos to you! You stick by your silly, head-up-your-a** and backwards opinions and one day you'll die cold and alone. But cheer up! At least you'll know you didn't change your oh-so-superior opinion for the likes of intelligent people. Would you like your Ebola cookie now?
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After this I assume he no longer wished to speak with me as there were no further responses from him. biggrin

Literate female me: 1
Chauvinistic Pig: 0

*giggle* i had oh too much fun in that thread.

That made me giggle. Silly men like him need to pull the pickle out of their a**. Or in his case, the watermelon.
You did a really good job though! ~Applauds~

And to think people like that exist....*sobs*

We won't go into my idea of how to solve such a problem.

I have a few myself. stare

3nodding Why thank you much.

»♥ Girl power FOREVER! scream

You had so much fun insulting him about his grammar... And then make this post?