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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:01 pm
Master Splinter bit my d**k.
I did just post that in the GD, but still.
He bit my d**k.
<<>>I had my rat, Master Splinter, sitting in my lap while I was cruising the GD. Suddenly, he starts moving around a bit and getting excited (like when I offer him a raisin) and then HE BITES MY d**k.
Through the pants and all that, but regardless, he bit my d**k. He's back in his cage.
Here's a picture of the little b*****d.
Discuss:
d**k Bites
Animals
Volunteer to kiss my booboo
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:24 pm
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:41 pm
I've never had my d**k bitten.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:08 pm
Dibs on kissing said booboo. surprised
I've never been bitten on my chamber of secrets by any human nor animal before.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:05 pm
I was kind of hoping Kincaid would kiss it. redface
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:13 pm
Shall we mud wrestle for it?
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:47 pm
I'm not falling for that again.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:46 pm
I never use teeth. And my name isn't Splinter.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:52 pm
i feel terrible for this, but i lol'd.
i'll kiss your booboo for a million poke' dollars.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:56 pm
I think everyone should just get in line to kiss it.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:32 pm
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:34 pm
I'll c**k-pwn you, Canadian.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:16 pm
I gots a ferret. He bites feets. 
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:23 pm
EEEEEEEEEENVY!
Ferrets are ******** ADORABLE.
Get a video of the Weasel War Dance.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:16 am
That's happened to me, too. )):
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