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 Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:25 pm
Xumbra convinced me to make this topic. But I don't feel like talking.So... Just pretend there's something meaningful here.
Like butsecks.
Divulging time:
How old when you were deflowered?
When was the last time you capped a ho?
etc. etc.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:13 am
Ah, yes. My first deflowering was way back in the French Revolution.
Of course, I capp'd a ho 'fore then.
I go waaay back.
My turn to digress:
So how exactly did you get that third arm to stick out of the back of your head?
When did you get your first tatoo? What was it about?
And who taught you to speak Swahili?
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:35 pm
Oh? This arm is close to being vestigial. Like the two arms on a T. Rex.
It's useful when I have a lot or groceries to carry.
He said we'd be together forever... crying
I'm going to get it removed soon.
I believe you taught me, Xumbra-sama. o.o
When was the last time you "got jiggy with yourself"? (euphemism, lawl)
And when was the last time you pwnd at dancing?
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:56 pm
I always get jiggy with myself! Muahaha.
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I always pwn at dancing! Muahaha.
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I just pretend that I don't.
How many fingers do you have? How many will you end up having by the time you finish reading this sentence? Or this one? Or this one?
How about now?
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 2:03 pm
Let's see... I have 10 total, I think.
Wait...wait...OH CRAP!
I guess I now have...21 on each hand? That would make 42, right? What will I do with all of them? gonk
Are you setting up video cameras to shoot a porno starring me and my 42 fingers? Or is it going to be a hit new reality show? Both?
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:06 pm
Yes. Sara's 42, it shall be called. The porno shall feature 42 different men, each sucking on a different finger.
I mean, who needs the clitoris when you've got 42 fingers?
Hey. Why is your fly open? Did you forget to...zip it back up?
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:58 pm
Oh. I didn't know that you're supposed to zip your fly up after you take your pants off... IT'S NO PANTS O'CLOCK!
Hey you! How did you get in this pandas only zone? What are you DOING to that panda? And what is that OTHER panda doing to YOU?
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:12 pm
Me? Well, I decided to harvest some bamboo, when I wanted to hug this extremely huggable panda. Unfortunately, this abnormally huge panda (a.k.a. , Xumbra in a panda suit) decided to start butsecksing me. I can't get away, for some reason. Or do I even want to get away? Hmm...
When did rainbows start being emitted from all of your orifices?
Did you eat too many bowls of Lucky Charms?
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 4:58 pm
Oops. I forgot to fix that little hole in my suit. You know. So rainbow doesn't leak out.
Wait.
Since when was rainbow leaking out of my a**?!?!! [checks]
And you. What are you looking at? Rather, what are you looking for? You seem quite...lost.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:55 am
Huh. I was just staring at this picture of Mona Lisa that I happened to come across. Why doesn't she have any eyebrows? What a freak. talk2hand
I was trying to search for the Great Question. I mean, "How many roads must a man walk down?" doesn't cut it for me.
Eh, I'm just doing this since it gives me something to do while Naruto's downloading.
Have you always tasted like sardines? Why sardines? Why not something more people would enjoy, like parfaits?
Props if you get the reference
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:17 pm
Oh noes! The secret is out!
Wait. How did you manage to find that out, anyway? Psh. It's not like I can choose the way I taste.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:28 am
Well, I have my ways....
I also happen to know that you like to crossdress in EGL and that your curtains are blue. But why? Does blue symbolize something to you?
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:17 pm
How can I answer your question when I do not fully understand it? What is this EGL? Eagle Global Logistics? European Gemological Laboratory? Enterprise Generation Language? Elm Grove Lutheran? Experimental Game Lab? Electronic Gaming League? Environmental Group Limited? Elegant Gothic Lolita?
Oh. That must be it. You made me Google a bunch of things before I got to it. See, if you had stated that clearly earlier, I would have understood that. I refuse to answer that question 'cause you made me look it up.
Blue is my favorite color, silly.
And I know a couple of things as well. Such as...OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:00 pm
OMG, IT'S GODZIRRA!
You don't need to refuse. I am positive that you do it. So you can feel like a pretty-pretty-princess.
And what exactly do you know? How did you come about knowing it? Will you use my secrets in your plot of world domination?
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:45 pm
It wouldn't be fun if I told you what I know. That spoils everything.
How did I come about knowing it? Carefully.
And world domination is far too sinister for me. Maybe something closer to home, like universal acceptance of euthanasia.
Hey, why are you jumping up and down like that? Gotta go?
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