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Lekonua

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:16 pm


NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

D...d...DeviantART....anything but DeviantART! gonk

*Twitch*

*Twitch*

Somebody please take an axe to this guy's computer...for the love of literacy....please...
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:35 pm


Oh my... not good. Someone should take an axe to him AND his computer.

This is another terrible crime people, there's nothing to see here... Move along, unless you want to be horrified out of your wits...

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MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:55 pm


Normally stuff like this doesn't PHYSICALLY affect me, but that did actually make me feel sick.
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:31 pm


Wow. I was tempted to hit my head on the wall, but then I realized that if I did I might end up like him and that scared me out of it.

Holy Smuckwaffen


Psychotic Daizy Dukes

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:29 pm


Oh the horror... I don't think my sanity will be sticking around to see this anymore...
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:59 am


I do so hope this is all just a very lame and sick hobby of his... gonk

SilverMaple

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Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:58 pm


Again, I say this, comrades:

Do you know what really grinds my gears??? Illiterate text-talkers thinking they are superior to us. All they do is trot around and say this:

SomeImaginaryRetard
i r da smrtst! u grmr nrds iz nt! i iz da supers! n u iz nt! b cl bi tlkng lk us n u gt ld!!!


::throws up his recently eaten lunch, which I will decline sharing with you:: I am an invaluable figure because I know the contemporary way of typing, and there he is, Sir. Batchalot of that dreaded kingdom of Textalot rags on our perfect sentences and advertises that his text-talk will make him the Grand Marshall! mad Ugh...and that is what's grinding my gears.
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:34 pm


*shivers and whimpers* This is painful, severely painful and really sickening.

Lacus_And_Kira


chrystalclear

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:09 am


*shudders* You realize, though, that, by linking us directly to his page, you are getting him pageviews, which is what many aspiring artists, braindead or not, want. But I understand why you wouldn't want to quote it. It's... it's hideous stuff, I'm telling you.

*shoots it with a really big rubber band*
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:36 am


*gasping for breath* Help... me... *dies*

Galadedrid Damodred


Taki Kurozawa

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:46 am


It fried my brain, I can barely type and I only read the first sentance!
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:43 am


Oh, great. My eye twitch is back. I just got that fixed!

choirperson

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