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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:55 am
 Just as The Tempest looms on one horizon, The Diamond Rain falls at the other! That's right Juggalos, it's time once again to prepare yourselves, for the 8th annual The Gathering of the Juggalos! In case you haven't heard, the official dates for the event of the year are August 9-12th. It's a little later this year, so you got plenty of time to prepare. Stock up on superglue for your wig, cuz we got even more info: We looked all around this great country for a place that oozed Juggalo flavor like a gaping head wound, and we found it! It's a place of history and mystery, right on the bank of a massive river, and now it's your Juggalo crib-away-from-home! It's in a city called: Cave-In-Rock, Illinois It's in Hardin County, southern Illinois, and if you drew a spiderweb on a map, you'd find it hiding in the center between St. Louis, Louisville, Nashville and Memphis, an afternoon's drive from each. Now that your future is unfolding before you, we'll share some other flavor: *There will be plenty of camping, more than ever before. *There are 3 times more showers than ever. *There's plenty of free water! ALL the Psychopathic artists will be there, along with more live music than you can shake a hatchet at! You'll find all the artist-hosted seminars and autograph sessions you've come to expect, plus a whole forest full of flavor we'll be unveiling soon! Keep checking back here and at The Gathering website for more details. We're gonna be shootin info at ya like Faygos at a clown show! Tickets will go on sale May 11th at 7PM, and will cost $150. Check Back To WWW.JUGGALOGATHERING.COM for any other info ! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I will be posting the information when it changes as the Gathering gets closer.---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RECAP Location : Cave-In-Rock, Illinois Dates : Thursday, August 9th - Sunday, August 12th Ticket Sales Start : Friday, May 11th at 7PM Ticket Prices : $150 Per Person WWW.JUGGALOGATHERING.COM Click Map For Larger Image EVENT SCHEDULE - TIMELINE
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 8:18 am
Ticket Information
This is the Order Form for all ticket and campsite purchases for the 8th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos 2007 outdoors extravaganza. All purchases, whether by credit/debit card, check/money order, or PayPal, all go through this Order Form.
2007 Gathering of the Juggalos Admission Ticket: $150.00 per person This is the classic ticket that gets you the amulet, the wristband, and admission to all events, concerts, seminars, signings, and everything at the Gathering. One ticket covers all four days, and all events. This ticket (meaning your wristband and amulet) is all you need to get yourself into the Gathering. For the first time ever, your ticket purchase gets you free camping, so bring a tent and you can set it up in the Tent Camping area.
2007 Car Camping Pass: $50.00 per vehicle This window sticker is necessary if you want to sleep in your car, or park it with your tent (instead of in the Parking Lot). It applies to vehicles ranging from motorcycles to full-size vans, that are not towing trailers. The sticker must be on, and remain on the vehicle at all times. If you can't part with your car, part with a fifty.
2007 RV/Trailer Pass: $75.00 per vehicle This window sticker is necessary if you want to tow anything with your vehicle, or if your vehicle is bigger than a full-size van. It applies to all RVs and campers. If you are towing a camper, then you need an RV/Trailer pass, but do not need another pass for your car. This pass covers camping for both the trailer and the car towing it. The sticker must be on, and remain on the vehicle or camper at all times.
2007 Big Baller Party Campsite: $350.00 per campsite This is for a sticker that grants access to the exclusive, bomb-diggety campsites! These sites have individual electricity, one outlet per site, and water faucets which will be shared by several sites. You may bring a vehicle of any size, short of a big rig, and park it on a Baller site. The Big Baller Party site sticker must be on and remain on the vehicle at all times. Any additional vehicles parked at these sites will require Car Camping Passes. There will be no additional charges for water or electricity usage. Sites are not numbered and will be first come, first served. There are very few of these sites, and they WILL sell out fast.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:33 pm
Live Performances
The prophecy began over ten years ago, when the Carnival of Carnage took its place as the first mighty Joker's Card. As the Carnival moved on, the prophecy grew, evolved, spread worldwide and became legend. Whole nations quaked in fear, as the Insane Clown Posse took the world as their stage, warning that the Carnival was coming, and that it would consume all. Now it's 2007, and as the daytime festivities come to a close, and evening falls across Hatchet Landing, a mighty sound builds from the center of the Carnival grounds. Soon the Juggalos will gather before the Main Stage, and their voices will rise with the sounds of wicked music. The lights will come up to reveal thousands of painted faces, and all will know the Carnival HAS come, and it is here! Let those who doubt fall deaf before our mighty sound! Let the show begin!
Insane Clown Posse
Just when you thought it was safe to be near the main stage... BLAAMMM!!! It hits you like a hurricane force wind! The rollercoaster ride leading up to the last performance of the Gathering will seem to be that first hill you climb before you are thrown into so many loops, twists, turns, and curls that you'll be screaming your lungs out, trying not to be hurled off into the cosmos! Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are in the front seat, taking you on a Wicked Clown ride that no one has ever witnessed before! As soon as the music starts, your wig will be permanently thrown back, your skin pulled back tight across your face, and your knuckles stark white as you try to withstand the sheer magnitude of what is assaulting your senses. Can you handle the devastation?!?!
Twiztid
The phenoms of the phat freshness are back like a heart attack, bringing to you the sound from the underground that will send you reeling back but wanting more! When Madrox and Monoxide perform, you will soon understand why they are the diabolic duo, ready to put to the test their lyrical skills and take it all up to the next level. If this was ********' Sesame Street, this pair would give you a whole new definition for the letter M: be it with Mirrors, Myths, or Mutants, they bring to you the Mostasteless music to ever rock the urban scene! When they hit the main stage and hit you with that hellacious Twitid sound, you will soon get a whole new perspective on what underground music is all about!
Blaze
Just when you thought it was safe to walk the roads at night, you suddenly feel a grip on your soul as it pulls you down to the ground. You try to run, you try to get away, but it's unavoidable. You just became the victim of the deep-thumpin' bass and hard-hittin' sounds of Psychopathic's favorite dead homie! Just like in the movies, you can't expect this guy to drop no matter what is thrown at him. He'll just rise back up, stronger than ever, and blast you so hard with a language only truly understood on the streets! One Less G in the Hood? Only when we're talkin' about the living breathing gangstas! So keep your pulse in check because when this undead giant of the urban groove gets on stage, you just might join him after the show!
Boondox
Creeping out of the backwoods with an unbridled energy comes a man. If you were at last year's Gathering, you got a glimpse of what he can bring to an outdoor event. It was the time for the Harvest, and he collected the seed he planted in everyone which had grown into a force beyond rekoning with. But that season is now over, and the fruit of his labor has become a bounty. The Punkinhed has a tale for you, brought forth in the southern rap stylings of Boondox! This ain't no alleyway in some urban sprawl! This is out in the open, amongst the trees and hills. The Gathering is his natural element and he is going to bring to you a new twist on the rap scene that will make the forest come alive, its shadows reaching towards you in time with the music. Are you ready?
Necro
This guy's a pioneer of the wicked s**t, who's been doing his thing since the late 90's, and he's put out albums, music videos, and direct-to-video feature films worldwide (check his s**t out here). He runs his own record label, Psycho+Logical-Records, and has opened for such acts as RUN DMC, Beatnuts, Sepultura, Kool Keith, Napalm Death, and Biohazard. He's been pissing off the mainstream, getting Juggalos talking, and keeping it Wicked for awhile now, and the 2007 Gathering is his debut performance at a Psychopathic event! The Underground is comin up as one of the wickedest names in the Underground takes the stage at the wickedest event in Underground music!
Haystak
Haystak started out the same way all Gathering-worthy rappers start, with nothin but a will and some warrants! In this case, the start began in the down-home countryside of Nashville, Tennessee, where there wasn't much place for a big ol' white boy tryin to spit harcore hip-hop. Haystak plowed through the critics like a raging tornado, and after a few years in jail, and a few more workin his extra large a** off, he hooked up with Street Flavor Records, and in 1998 put out his first record, Mak Million. 9 years and 8 albums later, he's critically-praised and working with a new group, Paleface, and making his Gathering debut (back in the countryside!) in front of the one crowd that can truly respect his roots, the Juggalos! Known for ruthless raps with straightforward sincerity, Haystak will be loomin large at the Gathering this year!
These acts are also confirmed performers at this year's Gathering:
Ajax Anybody Killa Bat on Fire (feat. Dramadeus) Big Slack Claas Daville Dabris Group Rehab Ill E. Gal Intrinzik Killa-C King Gordy Lo-Key Mars McNastee Motown Rage Mushroomhead Playas Lounge Crew Prozak Psycho-Jesus Psychopathic Rydas Q-Strange R.I.A. Ruthless Shy One Sutter Kain Tali Demon Trip-C V-Sinizter Zug Izland
Plus More to Come!
Keep checking back for more info on who's playing this year's Gathering of the Juggalos! Last year it was non-stop... you won't want to miss what is coming at you on stage this year!
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:36 pm
Site Attractions
Now you know we got major plans for this place, but right now we have only a partial list. This devastation is what we got so far:
The Watering Hole Right in the middle of Hatchet Landings is a clean, cozy swimming hole for all your heat-beatin, belly-floppin needs!
Rides There's a herd of carnies hangin out 'round the Psychopathic office right now, building, beating, and banging into shape some of the freshest Carnival rides this side of C.O.C. When they're done, the caravan will move to Hatchet Landings and start flippin wigs. These rides are guaranteed safer than the Terror Wheel. Probably.
Merch We'd describe some of the merch going down to Hatchet Landings, but when we peeped it, our eyes popped right out our nuggets. Then we stepped on them and came up with a new design for a shirt. But you know Psychopathic has the freshest merch, so bring some bucks and check out the merch booth!
In addition to the flavor we bring with us, Hatchet Landings is one of the freshest locations we've ever seen a Gathering at! In addition to sprawling, scenic wilderness, Cave-In-Rock has a history of violence as long as your tattooed arm! This area has been home to River Pirates, Smugglers, Counterfeiters, Ghosts, and some of the nation's first Serial Killers! Peep that freshness here.
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InnocentlyEvil Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:11 am
Gathering Events
JCW/Slam TV/BLOODYMANIA!!
ICP, Wrestling, and the Gathering go together like a Triple Tripod of Terror! Every Juggalo knows that ICP have wrestled with every major wrestling federation, but with JCW, they get to make all the calls themselves! Their goal is to do it bigger, better, and bloodier than any measly match anywhere else! This year, with JCW and Slam TV, it all slamming together like a 20 man Battle Royale, and the only thing left standing will be the spectacular showdown known as BloodyMania!!! Any who witnessed the Tempest Release Parties know that Slam TV is a wrestling epic in the making. It's a full 20 wrestling shows, through 20 differenet cities, with matches and Superstars too numerous to count! All that blood, sweat, and beating culminates on one night, in one place, and you've got one chance to witness it firsthand. It's right in the middle of your homies, dead center of the biggest event in Juggalo history, and we're saving it for the middle of the night! On Saturday at Midnight the lights will come up on the colossal conclusion to the biggest event in JCW history! Bodies will fly through the trees, voices will rise through the hills, and the river will run with sweat and blood! Hatchet Landing will shake in its wake! Slam TV features legendary wrestlers, and this will be a legendary event! For more wrestling flavor, check out the new JCW website, and to be a part of the flavor, Get your Gathering ticket now!
The Bomb House
We got an announcement y'all have been waiting for, and it's just the first in a cavalcade of flavor we'll be throwin out as the GOTJ takes shape: For 2007 we're bringin back the Bomb House! The notorious second stage makes its glorious return, and you just might find yourself upon it! Think of the Bomb House as an Open Mic, or as an open wound oozing Juggalo freshness! Last year we had over 60 different groups perform at the Bomb House, and we want at least that many in the Hatchet Landings! Get your band back together Juggalos, Round up your bird boys, and put your s**t down on something you can submit to us! We want all groups, all styles, all psychoses, and we want it from you! On Friday of this week (May 25th) we'll have up the complete rules, and a form to print out, which you'll need to send to us with your demo and press kit. We'll be taking submissions until July 20th, so you've got until then to get your s**t tight. If you acquire a coveted slot, we'll contact you, and the Bomb House will be yours for a 15-minute set! It's your chance to rock the Gathering, or suck at the Gathering if you don't freak it! (Bomb House slots are only available to those who have already purchased tickets--stage time is your hookup!)
Foxy Boxing
We've had bouncy boxing, and we have JCW, so you know we're all about some beat downs, but we're also about some half-naked women! This event combines two of the Juggalo world's greatest loves: hot 'lettes and violence. These are some fighters you WANT to see sweaty. So if you're a fine female (or just a badass 'lette we can't tell "No") then come on down and enter the competition. If you're anybody else, then you know you wanna come down and watch! It's safe, secure combat with big padded gloves, but we know these lettes will be goin for blood, and they'll look good doin it!
Juggalo Night Court
Juggalo Court is a staple of the Gathering, and that's cuz it's all about mixing Psychopathic talent with nutty Juggalos, and throwing the results into the craziest Courtroom this side of Bull the Bailiff's bald dome. Got a complaint? Got an issue you need addressed? Found something strange in your pants that you need to show the world? Bring it to Juggalo Night Court and state your case (especially if you're a head case). We'll have some classic Juggalo Court crazies, and this year we'll have SURPRISE PSYCHOPATHIC ARTIST APPEARANCES! You never know who might come down to hear your case, so bring it big! Juggalo Night Court, where the punishments fit the crime, just like a bloody glove!
Texas Hold Em
Due to popular demand, all you poker-los once again will have the chance to throw down against one another in a classic Texas Hold-Em Tournament. We play by the rules, but all expectations go out the window when Juggalos take the tables. These card sharks can smell blood from a mile away! The tournament will be elimination-style, with winners moving on to a final table and the chance to win some devastating prizes. We'll be announcing times, rules, and prizes soon, so keep checking back here for more info.
Celebrity Pig
Rumor has it that the Psychopathic artists all dig some Pig. Stories of the legendary matches that go down outside the Lotus Pod will go down in Juggalo Mythtery! Now you've got a chance to join in and live the legend, and ball alongside some of your favorite Psychopathic artists. Come down to our Ball Arena at the sceduled time, and see if you've got game enough to take on the Psychopathic "Home Team" and come home with Bragging rights and a fresh prize.
Car Show Contest
We got mad love for every Juggalo who brings a ride down to the Hatchet Landings, but some of y'all are bringin that s**t to show it off! Those of you who put in sweat and blood under the hood, at the body shop, or just greasing your monkey, you're gonna have a chance to shine! First up, we'll have a special place for you to park when you get to the Gathering, so everyone can peep your flavor. Then the Psychopathic Dons and Warriors (after much arguing, arm-wrestling, and choking) will pick the overall freshest rides, which will have mighty prizes bestowed upon them. It's a chance to get all that work you did on your wheels noticed, by the Juggalos, by Psychopathic, and by the Dark Carnival itself!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:54 pm
Riddle me THIS, Heather....
....I want to take a Greyhound to GOTJ. What's the closest bus station to Cave-In-Rock? I've done resarch and couldnt find anything remotely nearby. Help please! crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:39 am
xxxxxGiOxxxxx Riddle me THIS, Heather.... ....I want to take a Greyhound to GOTJ. What's the closest bus station to Cave-In-Rock? I've done resarch and couldnt find anything remotely nearby. Help please! crying Looking up all the addresses for the Greyhound in IL...
The only three close to the Gathering locations are : Carbondale, Marion & Vienna
Each of them being an hour to an hour and a half away from the grounds.
... Good Luck.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:42 pm
YOOO!!!!
After Twiztid on Saturday night, at 12 Midnight, JCW !!!! 20 Matches!!!!
Ill s**t!!
...still not as memorable and priceless as the midnight massacre wrestling at GOTJ 2004. paintless J and other cats drunk as hell, wrestling, picking a hot juggalette out of the crowd, I.D.'ing her, then leaving with her on the golf cart.
good s**t.
also, the same night later on, violent j crashed into a tree in the middle of the night. it woke me up, and then suddenly i hear on a megaphone, "......my bad, y'all....didn't meantowakeya (slurred)". ahhh, joe bruce....wht a character. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:06 am
xxxxxGiOxxxxx YOOO!!!! After Twiztid on Saturday night, at 12 Midnight, JCW !!!! 20 Matches!!!! Ill s**t!! ...still not as memorable and priceless as the midnight massacre wrestling at GOTJ 2004. paintless J and other cats drunk as hell, wrestling, picking a hot juggalette out of the crowd, I.D.'ing her, then leaving with her on the golf cart. good s**t. also, the same night later on, violent j crashed into a tree in the middle of the night. it woke me up, and then suddenly i hear on a megaphone, "......my bad, y'all....didn't meantowakeya (slurred)". ahhh, joe bruce....wht a character. biggrin I remember the wrestling, but I don't remember the tree hitting part... Maybe I wasn't umm ... sleeping at our campsite that night... redface
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:49 pm
i doubt u were even sleeping, wherever you were. wink
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:58 am
xxxxxGiOxxxxx i doubt u were even sleeping, wherever you were. wink Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:18 am
Have any of you checked the GOTJ Map this year?
The Key says: "Tent Camping: Anywhere as long as it's not in the way"
ANYWHERE??!?!? ANd everyone with a ticket can put down a tent?
If Heather doesn't go this year, I'm gonna be really upset.
#5 <3 rofl rofl rofl rofl
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