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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:59 am
this is just a place for people to just sit and laugh and tell jokes and share a good laugh or two!
how many fluff bunnies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
13 to recite the three page ritual of bringing in the light and one to do the actual screwing! rofl
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:05 pm
For the sake of having a joke...
When does a witch lose their wand?
When it wandas away!
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:34 am
theres a pagan priestess, a rabbi and a southern preacher, they all have temples or churches in the same town and the preistess invites them all to a fishing trip so they can work out there issues. when they finnally get out into the local fishing hole in there little boat the preistess stands up and says, "i forgot the lunches on shore!" so she jumps out of the boat runs across the water, grabs the lunches and hurries back, the preacher is beside himself and crosses himself repeatedly, fifteen minutes go by and the rabbi stands up, "i forgot my wallet back on shore!" runs accross the water gets the wallet runs back and again the preacher crosses himself repeatedly. The preacher thinks to himself, "Im not going to let these heathen out show me!" so he stands up and says, "i left my little tackle box on shore!" steps out and immediately sinks like a stone! the rabbi says to the preistess, "should we have told him about the rocks?" the preistess saysa, "what rocks?"
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:21 am
umm....whats a fluff bunny? is it dust thats under carpet? like a dust bunny? i dont think it is but....
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:38 am
a fluff bunny is someone who k ows nuthing about wicca or magickj and pretends to be like the grand pooba of all knowledge,
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:48 pm
Seriously, what rocks? ahhh, I'm confused!! gonk my brain hurts.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:28 am
heh heh nice!
if a witch practices her craft on the beach does that make her a sandwitch?
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:53 pm
WitchyBoy heh heh nice! if a witch practices her craft on the beach does that make her a sandwitch? yess
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CabrionDeluviant Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:05 pm
what do you call a pagan exchange program?
a witch switch
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:52 pm
WitchyBoy what do you call a pagan exchange program? a witch switch Sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:25 am
what do you get when you put thirteen witches in a hottub? a self cleaning coven!
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:26 pm
*feels bad for not knowing any pagan humor stuff*
a slargnath! hahahahahahahahaha whew....
hahahahahaha
*see?*
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CabrionDeluviant Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:41 pm
lol so did i!
but kudos to you for having good ones!
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CabrionDeluviant Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:36 am
thankies! ^_^
a clergyman is walking down the street and sees a little girl playing with some newborn kittens in a box, the clergyman asks her "what kind of kitties are those?" the little girl replies "they are christian kitties!" and the clergyman walks away with asmile on his face about youngsters enjoying chuch more. A few days later the clergyman is walking down a different street and sees another little girl playing with slightly older kittens, the clergyman asks her, " what kind of kitties are those?" the little girl replies "they are pagan kitties!" the clergyman was shocked! "why would you say such a thing? dont you mean christian kitties?" the little girl smiles and says, "they werechristian kitties but now there eyesare open!"
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