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I'm twelve. I'm a Grammar Nazi.
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Yeah, right. Schiksa.
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I joined the Grammar Nazis hoping to become famous enough that people would know my name offhand.
That's your reason for joining? s**t, the guild was formed because one guy and his wife were pissed off about the gangrape of the English language that was (and still is) the Chatterbox.
We're all comrades rallied under one leader (see: Evil Overlord) and one cause: putting the punctuation back in "ne1 want teh sex?!" If you joined just to get famous, leave.
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But what I didn't realize was that by joining these Grammar Nazis, I would get stereotyped.
It's not a stereotype: we're a**l-retentive bastards. And we are proud of this label.
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I see people in the Chatter Box running scared when they see the words "Gaian Grammar Nazi" in a signature.
Wow, really? The dumbasses I encounter usually get hostile, and just beg for an ******** (approx. 2.8 ********, according to the Sharkey measurement of dry volume) of a**-handing.
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It's annoying. I'm not naming names, but some of you Grammar Nazis are so freaking ELITIST!
THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! YOU
R JOB IS DONE HERE!
EDIT: ******** 'R' key...
And this is going in my sig. Oh, yeeesss...
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You think that because you've gotten into a cool guild, you're automatically going to be worshiped.
Well,
you joined under this premise, so I suppose you're right.
Now sit in your corner and just think about what you did.
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People hate us because of what we do. We go into threads and start flame wars. We get blood flowing. We insult and ravage threads to the bare bones.
Oh, so any thread which abuses the English language (or possibly any other language) has a valid reason to exist? And what might that be? People post in the CB for gold. They don't have to intentionally slaughter the English language for virtual goodies that do absolutely nothing.
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That won't help anybody but you and your savage lust for pride. The people we tell off aren't going to run away to Grammar School. They'll come back worse than ever and with a keen eye for Grammar Nazis.
Apparently, you didn't read the FUQ. Go back, read over it, and then you might understand that the GGNG doesn't just flame people. They usually take the effort to correct before flaming the tar out of people.
No s**t.
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That's all I wanted to say. Well, not really, but that's all I could think of saying right now.
Then you should cease thinking forthwith. God, for a Jew, you're dumb. Your post almost made me think that Hitler had the right idea.
Almost.
This bears no reflection upon the Jewish people as a whole, really. I know many Jews, and none of them are this stupid. For that matter, what does being Jewish have anything to do with being a Grammar Nazi?