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 Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:16 am
So your avatar was driving along when *bam* they ran over a helpless (or not so helpless twisted ) Gaian. What happened? Why you do it?
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:01 pm
(recorded interview after the accident)
(TNG): Well, I was just driving along, as happy as a little merman could possibly get. I can't believe this... I'm so careful of a driver! I mean really, when one is in a water encased vehicle above the surface one has to be overcareful! I could hit anything, cracking my screens or hull... then where would I be? Stuck on the surface and slowly suffocating from the lack of water... so far away from my lovely ocean...
(Interviewer): I understand how the surface can be pretty dangerous at times to Merfolk yes, but can you continue on to what happened?
(TNG)Oh, sorry redface ... yes of course, I'll continue! I do tend to babble when I'm nervous. I had the radio going and was singing along to 'Underwater Love' (by Faith No More - not bad a bad group, when they could keep together... so sad about that bottle scandal...
(Interviewer) Please... stick to describing the accident?
(TNG) Erm what... oh yeah, sorry... back to what happened sweatdrop Well I just looked down to grab one of my truely delicious watermelon flavoured bonbons from the seat next to me for a second... you should try one, they are delicious... I made them myself. I was so sad to find they all had spilled all over the floor and got dirty...
(small pause) stare
(TNG continues)... erm, yes. heh heh. Anyways... I just looked down for only a second when I heard a horrible SPLAT across the front windshield (thankfully not hard enough to crack it), as well as a great thudding noise at the same time!! I was shocked! I slammed on the breaks, then opened the airlock doors to slip out and see what could possibly have made that noise when to my ultimate horror I discovered I ran over a Gaian!!!! OH NO!! It was terrible!
(Interviewer) Can you describe it for me?
(TNG) Oh my yes... the hood was all dented in, one headlight was broken, there was a scratch across the entire front end... and the small Liberty Statue hood ornament was dangling off...
(pause)
(TNG) oh (laughs slightly) you meant the person, heh heh! Well it was hard to see what they were as they had a black mask on, a black cloak with a hood, black pants, well, everything they wore was black! That may have been why I never saw them until it was too late!
(Interviewer) Did you do anything else?
(TNG) Oh yes... I kept my wits, double checked to see if they were breathing (checking first to verify whatever meduim it was they breathed in, of course), then checked thier pockets...
(brief pause)
(TNG) Hey... it was to check for ID!! (tsks loudly)... besides they had no cash on them. I called 911. The police showed up... then I was dragged here... brutally I might add... look I broke a fingernail!
(slight pause)
(TNG) Can I go home now?
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:22 pm
LOL! Wow! How do I follow that? Great interview rofl
I was just going to go with the breaks went out. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:32 am
She ran out into the street trying to save her puppy. crying
It didn't work blaugh
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:48 pm
I got tired of waiting for them to cross the street in their walker ...
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:09 am
Well at first I thought it was a crack whore so i wasn't gonna do anything but then I realized it was Britteny Spears so I decided to do the humane thing and put her out of her misery.....Hey is that Lindsy Lohan...one second please....SCREEEEEEEEECH THUMP! Yeah so as saying...they humane thing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:08 pm
rofl Hilarious Joe ...
Well I run over them because that's what we learn in France ... if you can't hit them then no driving licence !!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:54 pm
rofl remind me not to walk in France...
Well you see I was checking out this very hot dude and I dunno I guess I pressed gas and not the brakes 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:45 am
I was trying to get the most points in the game.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:46 pm
Sorry plat, I'd just had an epithany about how to solv the world's energy crisis and simeltaneously end war and world hunger. The shock of the simplicity of the answer caused me to run you over, and the shock of having run you over caused me to forget the solution to the world's energy crisis/wars/world hunger.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:25 pm
My car needed a pretty red texture painting and that way it was less costy. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:44 pm
I can't drive 300 yards in real life without crashing a car - so my avatar follows suit.
Though if she would have not stood their admiring her "painting" in the middle of the road, she would not have been hit.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:29 pm
He went to Florida with out us.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:01 pm
I was admiring the pretty unicorn, without realizing that there was a person standing next to it!
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:58 pm
i thought she was gong to fly away so i won't be hitting her... she has wings after all... crying
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