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ph34r_meh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:24 pm


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K Y DIDNT HITLAH FINISH OFF THA JEWS? CUZ WEN I ZEE DEM WALKIN AROND WIT DOZ HATZ IN STORZ AND CROSSIN STRETZ I PUT UP MAH MIDDLE FINGAH AND I SHOUT OUT THAT THIS GOVERNMENT ZHOULD FINIZH OFF HITLAZ JOB AND NUKE ISRAEL OR CREAT A NEW CONCENTRAYTON CAMP.AND THEY SAY WAT THA HELL? AND ZHIT LIKE DAT I JUZ HATE THOZE HATZ AND DEM DERE SIDBURNZ YA DIG? CUZ JEWZ AINT KEWL YA ZERD!?


This was a topic posted in ED, of all places. I hate it when people feel the need to type in call caps, and his spelling is terrible. Not only was this out of place in ED, but it's a grammaticalspelling nightmare. gonk

(It sort of concerns me that when I pressed spell check on my Google toolbar, it told me that no spelling errors were found.)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:33 pm


Hitler's been reincarnated into that... that THING! I thought Hitler was a smart and clever man, if not a bit insane. But this... this is blasphemy. And give me the link, I want to see what others think and if they agree.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Setsu-P has stepped out

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:57 am


Right here. Not too hard to find, sadly enough..

"All right, I have a question for you all" (translated from the 'tard)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:23 am


ph34r_meh
Quote:
K Y DIDNT HITLAH FINISH OFF THA JEWS? CUZ WEN I ZEE DEM WALKIN AROND WIT DOZ HATZ IN STORZ AND CROSSIN STRETZ I PUT UP MAH MIDDLE FINGAH AND I SHOUT OUT THAT THIS GOVERNMENT ZHOULD FINIZH OFF HITLAZ JOB AND NUKE ISRAEL OR CREAT A NEW CONCENTRAYTON CAMP.AND THEY SAY WAT THA HELL? AND ZHIT LIKE DAT I JUZ HATE THOZE HATZ AND DEM DERE SIDBURNZ YA DIG? CUZ JEWZ AINT KEWL YA ZERD!?


This was a topic posted in ED, of all places. I hate it when people feel the need to type in call caps, and his spelling is terrible. Not only was this out of place in ED, but it's a grammaticalspelling nightmare. gonk

(It sort of concerns me that when I pressed spell check on my Google toolbar, it told me that no spelling errors were found.)


It probably didn't find any spelling errors because it was all in capitals. I notice that on Word-if it's in capitals, it doesn't check the spelling unless you specifically change the settings. (And that's a horrible topic!)


Faemint


Dapper Dabbler


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:04 pm


WHAT THE?! Nuke Isreal?! stressed Finish off "Hilter's Job"?! How Dare He!!!!! I'll Kill Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! stressed scream
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mad
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Ahem! I'm better now... *Sigh*
Ok...Two reasons I want to this guy
1. Bad grammar, spelling, and Too much Caps
2. He...Insulted...My People evil
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:00 pm


From this one post, I can tell a lot about the one who posted it.

This user:

1. Has no typing skills whatsoever.

2. Is either deprived of attention and spams boards because of it, OR

3. Thinks he is being cool by talking about Hitler and putting down Jews.

4. Has no friends.

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:02 am


*curls up in a corner and weeps*

It is... so sad...

*sobs and wails and rocks back and forth in paroxysms of severe grief*
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:31 am


Gosh, people who are discriminatory and lack grammar skills are the worst...

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:40 am


I have nothing against Jews, but I'm more offended by the terrible portrayal of Hitler. I saw him as a calm, intelligent, mothodical man, and a good leader, not a tyrant bent on an Orion race.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:03 am


MadnessFreak
I have nothing against Jews, but I'm more offended by the terrible portrayal of Hitler. I saw him as a calm, intelligent, mothodical man, and a good leader, not a tyrant bent on an Orion race.


Do you mean an Aryan race? eek

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:59 am


He thought he was a descendant of Altantians, he and the Nazis...He is nothing like me or my fellow survivors of that horrible day emo
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:48 am


SilverMaple
MadnessFreak
I have nothing against Jews, but I'm more offended by the terrible portrayal of Hitler. I saw him as a calm, intelligent, mothodical man, and a good leader, not a tyrant bent on an Orion (xD, wrongness) race.


Do you mean an Aryan race? eek

I can't remember what it's called now, but that must've looked pretty stupid. Never seen it written down, so never knew the spelling. >.>

MadnessFreak


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:42 pm


ph34r_meh
Quote:
K Y DIDNT HITLAH FINISH OFF THA JEWS? CUZ WEN I ZEE DEM WALKIN AROND WIT DOZ HATZ IN STORZ AND CROSSIN STRETZ I PUT UP MAH MIDDLE FINGAH AND I SHOUT OUT THAT THIS GOVERNMENT ZHOULD FINIZH OFF HITLAZ JOB AND NUKE ISRAEL OR CREAT A NEW CONCENTRAYTON CAMP.AND THEY SAY WAT THA HELL? AND ZHIT LIKE DAT I JUZ HATE THOZE HATZ AND DEM DERE SIDBURNZ YA DIG? CUZ JEWZ AINT KEWL YA ZERD!?


This was a topic posted in ED, of all places. I hate it when people feel the need to type in call caps, and his spelling is terrible. Not only was this out of place in ED, but it's a grammaticalspelling nightmare. gonk

(It sort of concerns me that when I pressed spell check on my Google toolbar, it told me that no spelling errors were found.)


...

Wow. First of all, if he wanted to sound at least a little intelligent, he could have at least typed right. Second, he is clearly trying to instigate trouble so he can get attention, as others have stated. Lastly, just because "Jewz ain't cool" does not mean they should be exterminated...idiot. >.>
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:27 pm


Galadedrid Damodred
*curls up in a corner and weeps*

It is... so sad...

*sobs and wails and rocks back and forth in paroxysms of severe grief*


Sadly, this world is full of 'em. Idiocy of all shapes and sizes. Parents, I note to you, at least those who read this post, if you were to bear another child, don't drop them on their head! scream

Natsuri


Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:57 pm


Hey! I was dropped! I ended up a genius.
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