So I checked the mailbox for my report card letter (cause I'm failing a class and I didn't want my parents to see...-COUGHCOUGH-) and I find this letter addressed to me with the words "National, Incorporated" on the front.
So I open this letter, and start reading it.
And Katt was peeking over my shoulder.
First paragraph
My name is Anna _____. I am a Coordinator for this year's 2007 Manchester Pageant that is a preliminary pageant to the Cities of America National Competition that takes place in Orlando, Florida. I'm writing to you today, to let you know that you are eligible to participate in this year's competition. You have been referred to me as a possible candidate who may enjoy modeling in front of an audience and learning modeling routines that enable you to accomplish your goals on stage.
Yadda yadda yadda and so on.
Katt and I just about laughed for 10 minutes straight. xD
It said the judging was based on personality, casual wear, and formal wear modeling.
Okay, for personality, I can be mature for my age sometimes, but I still tend to blow bubbles in my chocolate milk. Come on, people. xD
Casual wear for me include a t-shirt, jeans, and green shoes with holes in them.
And formal wear PLUS modeling? You have a better chance of tipping a 50 foot cow. :3
With your hands tied behind your back...
In a coma. D:
I dunno, I just thought this was funny. xD
And that ends Storytime with Coco.
Make sure to tune in next week's exciting episode "Coco VS. Godzilla VS. The Powerpuff Girls!"
:D
