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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:36 pm


Talk about random PMs! eek


Someone
XxJennessaxX
Someone
XxJennessaxX
Someone
wtf

Okay... that was... very random... do I know you?

wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

I am holding a very hot cup of coffee. Give me your address so I can dump this on you. [/sarcasm]

ftwwtfftwwtfftwwtfftwwtf


O-kay...
No comment. gonk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:42 pm


&hearts
xd My word.... they are some kind of desperate aren't they? *shakes head* It's a wonder how we can get through this sight without being bombarded constantly with stuff like that.

&hearts

Loving-Em


Dea Mariella

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:53 pm


Bizarre....

Dea-chan
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:14 pm


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Oh dear. @_@ I would've mercilessly slaughtered that person in their sleep..

You can paint your life a rainbow of colors.

Shigures Editor


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:22 pm


Shigures Editor
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Oh dear. @_@ I would've mercilessly slaughtered that person in their sleep..

You can paint your life a rainbow of colors.

Rule number 1 about murdering: there's no point in killing somebody in their sleep unless you have no point to see them suffer.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:37 pm


Hmm... I think someone's a little lonely. *laughs*

Chasmothyst

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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:57 pm


MadnessFreak
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Oh dear. @_@ I would've mercilessly slaughtered that person in their sleep..

You can paint your life a rainbow of colors.

Rule number 1 about murdering: there's no point in killing somebody in their sleep unless you have no point to see them suffer.

Agreed. A slow death in a torture chamber is much better for him!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:02 pm


eek You spilled precious coffee!

I shall describe the most horrific torture I can devise. Those with weak constitutions, do not continue.

The Worst Torture
Being taught to speak, write, and type proper English.

CristoVII


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:15 pm


Zweite
eek You spilled precious coffee!

I shall describe the most horrific torture I can devise. Those with weak constitutions, do not continue.

The Worst Torture
Being taught to speak, write, and type proper English.

You know what would be better?

The New And Improved Worst Torture
Being forced to write up 200 book reports. And if there's a teeny error in just one of them (like missing an accent or something), those 200 have to all be re-written! twisted


There. rofl
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:26 pm


Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however...

True Hell
Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


There. twisted

CristoVII


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:38 pm


That someone had way too much time on their hands to write such a message like that.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:14 pm


Zweite
Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however...

True Hell
Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


There. twisted

The New And Improved True Hell
Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


THERE! twisted twisted rofl

XxJennessaxX


CristoVII

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:42 pm


No, if it's on the same topic it's more difficult. Although I approve the 1k speeches.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:55 pm


What was that about?

Patron with a Mission


Dea Mariella

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:40 pm


XxJennessaxX
Zweite
Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however...

True Hell
Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


There. twisted

The New And Improved True Hell
Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


THERE! twisted twisted rofl


Has anyone ever read the essay floating around the web entitled "So You Want To Learn Japanese?"? The author claims (as a joke), that Nazis used to make P.O.W.s learn Japanese as a torture devise. Now, if I have this incorrect, feel free to point it out, as it's been years since I read it... but the thought of the "worst" torture brought it to mind. (*grins)

Dea-chan
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