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StormyWhether

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:16 am


You did during a passover seder/ shabbat meal/ service...?



It wasn't really funny but my family and my friends family were having passover seder together and we were going through the story and I kept interrupting with these really philisophical questions (that pertained to the story) which would have taken days to answer... and finally everyone was like, "Shut up... sooooo.... hungry...." Ah, good times, good times... although, having an angry/ hungry 8 year old at your house... not so much fun. sad
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:05 am


    >> During the Seder, my cousin kept screaming
    Kunta Kinte and Toby.

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kingpinsqeezels

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:51 pm


Jewish Hitler
    >> During the Seder, my cousin kept screaming
    Kunta Kinte and Toby.
*Bursts into laughter*
This has nothing to do with Passover, but one Christmas, during prayer my 5 year old cousin shouted,"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!" I almost died.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:13 pm


During our Seder my sisters kept trying to steal the candies my dad had bought for kids that BEHAVE THEMSELVES. In the end my dad gave them the candies so they'd stop fooling around... sweatdrop .

I remember that every passover my dad would dress up as Elijah the prophet and come at the part where you're supposed to open the door... lol. Each and every time we all try to rip his fake beard off blaugh !

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:07 am


My SO's family has the best seder story ever. SO's father's second wife was not Jewish (part of why the marriage didn't work out), and so she'd never celebrated Pesach before. She also wasn't used to drinking alcohol, but she and the SO's grandmother were cooking together, and sipping wine together, so the stepmother was thoroughly tipsy by the time the seder started.

Well, they were taking turns reading from the haggadah, and when it came time for the stepmother to read, it was the part about how the Israelites spent forty years in the desert. But she was tipsy, so that's not what she said. Instead, she read, "And the Israelites spent forty years at the dentist..."
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:30 pm


At least the desert doesn't have drills!

Oooh the antics of drunken women. smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:15 am


Drills. Heh. I know, right? No wonder some of us are grumpy sorts.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:20 am


Funniest thing probably that has happened was last year at Chanukah when my rather flamboyant cousin arrived with his "friend" and started passing out these big giant glasses and paper crowns and we all sat around looking so funny xD

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tomer_sta

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:04 pm


Hmmm... No funny things here...
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:54 pm


My Mom had left the room to go get something right before we were going to start the Passover story. When she was coming back, my dad was like, "And that's how the Jews left Egypt. The end!" It was funny 3nodding


Also, my sister has found the afikomen 3 years in a row...I think it's a conspiracy stare

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:41 pm


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My Mom had left the room to go get something right before we were going to start the Passover story. When she was coming back, my dad was like, "And that's how the Jews left Egypt. The end!" It was funny 3nodding


My dad does things like that to my mom all the time 3nodding


Also, my sister has found the afikomen 3 years in a row...I think it's a conspiracy stare

Same here! xd .
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:05 pm


I went to a pesach resort kind of thing. Everybody had seperate sedarim in the same room and there were more than 100 people! It was so noisy we could barely hear ourselves talking! We tried to finnish the seder as fast as possible. rolleyes

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Neurii

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:04 pm


when my sisters and i had to go find the afi komen (?) we looked every where for like 20 min untill i found it it was in the ssame plpace it was at the begginng of the seder hah was funny but i got $5 for it
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:41 am


I had to hide the afikomen one year for my friend's little brother and because my parents abosolutely suck at hiding it... I hid it in the attic and the poor little 8 year old couldn't reach...

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:08 am


When I was really really little, my parents felt bad that only one person got to find the afikomen, so she made 2 fake ones so we could all get a prize. Now, I always find it first because I can hear where she hid it, whereas my brothers don't pay attention. blaugh


Heh; one time in a temple service the kids got to hid it from the adults, and we hid it in the ceiling because the tiles were removable. We had to tell them in the end, but we forgot which one it was in, so it's still there today. xd


In that same service the kids split into 2 groups- the really little ones and the older ones. The older ones, including myself, were much better at finding a hiding spot, so we gave the little kids a fake one to hide so they'd feel special. The rabbis found the fake one very quickly, but we had written all over it, so they were quite surprised. xp
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