It's a very simple game. All you have to do is say what you think Axel would be licking. Nothing that will get us all banned please. whee
I'm going to include all my posts because I think they are funny. >.> I think it must have been really late when I was on that thread... I'm also going to inclue the original picture.
What is Axel licking? neutral
Xemnas!
Axel: *lick*
Xemnas: *b***h slaps*
Kermit the frog!!!
Axel: *lick*
Kermit: *files a restraining order*
Riku!
Axel: *Licks*
Riku: What is wrong with you?
A tazer!
Axel: *licks* *screams and falls over*
Sora!
Axel: *lick*
Sora: eek
Riku: Mine!
The guys in O-Zone!
Axel: *licks them all*
O-Zone guys: neutral *start singing Dragostea din tei (Numa Numa song)*
Axel: *dances*
A lemon!
Xemnas in bright pink swim trunks!
A Katamari!
The king of the cosmos! (If you've played Katamari Damacey)
Captin Jack Sparrow!
A computer screen!
Elmo! >.<
A bearcat! Its my high school mascot! >.<
A llama!
Kratos! (God of War)
Leon! (Resident Evil 4)
My hat!
A bright green chalk board that says 'Lick me' in giant letters!
Luxord, because he has a sign on his back that says 'Lick me!'
The ice cream man!
The milkman! (From Phyconauts)
Lestat!
Axel: *lick*
Lestat: wtf are you doing here? Go back to kingdom hearts!
A giant monkey!
A sharpie!
A mushroom!
A fairy!
Tinkerbell!
Peter Pan!
Captin Hook!
Barbosa!
An un-dead monkey!
The grim reaper!
Tuskasa (from Juvinile Orion)
Aexl: *lick*
Tomonori: Don't you touch my Tuskasa!
Edgar! (from The Pandect)
Axel: *lick*
Edgar: Noah save me!
Noah: *b***h slaps Axel* Thats my sexy lizard!
A domo!
A ninja!
An emo!
Billie Joe!
Billie Joe's tie!
Jared Leto!
Hitler!
My step-brother!
A giant troll!
Frodo!
The one ring!
Axel: *licks*
Frodo: Eww! I can't take that to Mordor!
Elrond: Soron just called, he says he doesn't want the ring if it has Axel spit on it...
Fellowship: Oh, ok then. *all go home*
Axel: I just saved Middle Earth and no ones going to thank me?!
Golem: You contaminated the presious! *attacks Axel*
A ring wrath!
Axel: *lick*
Ring Wraith: Screee!
Huey from the Boondocks!
Yuna!
Auron!
Seymour!
Anima!
Hades!
Dr.Orphious! (Venture Bros.)
Dean and Hank! (Venture Bros.)
Brock! (Venture Bros.)
Seth Green!
The robot chicken!
Gir!
Axel: *licks*
Gir: *licks* ^_^
Axel: No b***h slap?
Gir: Nope. Taco? *hands Axel a taco*
Axel: *eats taco*
Gir: No! Why you eat my taco!? *cries*
omg! Have you seen Spinal Tap? It should be Axel on the cover of sniff the glove! *gasp*
Except instead of sniffing a glove he'd be licking it.
a cell phone tower
the leaning tower of pisa
an expencive italian boot
expencive cheese
smelly cheese
smelly cat
a panther
a player on the Panters football team
Zidane (the soccer player)
French kiwi scented perfume
a mango
a flower
Marluxia's pants flower! *dies laughing* (Xemnas reports)
Zaldin!
Axel: *licks*
Zaldin: *spins around and stabs him* Not again... Oh, well. *changes the sign from 'Organization XIII' to Organization XII*
David Hasselhoff! >w<
Damn... That was longer than i thought it would be... Well, have fun!
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