Welcome to Gaia! ::

So a few of you want to know more about me.
I guess when I get a chance to take pics, I'll post some. But first!
It's time to have a little fun. You thought JoVo had an ego? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

The Vague Contest has 3 separate competitions.
The 1st place winners of each will then compete in some sort of run-off( TBD) for the best prizes:
1) A shiny, unopened, Jan-04 letter( GEN value estimate up to 30Kg)
2) An amazing, unopened, Mar-04 letter( GEN value estimate up to 20Kg)
3) A drool-worthy, unopened, Jun-04 letter( GEN value estimate up to 17Kg)

PLUS you'll all make Vague very happy by entering.

More prizes to be announced, including vouchers for upcoming donation letters.

Oh, and don't forget, avy editors, you can change my position, mess around with the hold items, and if you're really good at pixel art, create things that would never exist on Gaia. Just try to keep it Vague-style.


The Vague Avatar Edit Extravaganza!

This is your chance to play dress-up with my avatar!

You can change anything except my skin tone and my eyes.



The Vague Artists' Renditions Round-up!

This is you chance to show everyone how you imagine me.
Color or greyscale, tall, short, fat, skinny, human, alien, ghost...
Who do you think is really in charge?



The Vague-in-Action Short Story Spectacular!

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Vague? Well, this may be as close as you're going to get! Write a short piece showing Vague in action, in the setting of your choice. It can take place in a medieval swords & sorcery adventure, a futuristic space mission, here on Gaia, a date with a cute boy, or even a hot naked multi-man orgy! OK, maybe not a hot naked multi-man orgy. At least, you won't win if you do 'cuz it can't be posted on Gaia.

PM each entry to TheGayGuild, with "Vague Contest - [Avvy/Drawing/Writing]"

The winner of each contest will be the user who best captures the Spirit of Vague, as determined by a panel of judges.

So get cracking on those entries, and stay tuned for submission instructions!

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thanks!

I think Ill dress up your avatar and draw a pic ^_^ lol

On your computers, and I will find hosting soon. I hope.

You'll win a wonderful, all expenses paid, night on the town with Vague. You'll see such sights as; the public transportation system, the local McDonald's, and the dollar theater.

Disclaimer, disclaimer. Here's the fine print. Your mother was great last night, let me tell you! She's loud, you know that. More disclaimers. Don't spill hot coffee on your lap. Void where prohibited.