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Welcome, my children, to my very first column here on EEW.com.
When EEW.com first approached me about writing a column, at first I couldn't be bothered. I mean, I am the Co-Owner of EEW. Where would I find the time?
Luckily, EEW.com supplied with some amazing new technology. A laptop computer. Sure, EEW.com had to switch it on for me and load up the website for me, but I do know how to type. I am currently typing this in a limo....using something I think they call 'Wi-Fi'. Yep, a limo! EEW is making some serious money. I know how the devil up north feels....I may not own a airplane yet but it is a start!
So, where do I start? Ofcourse, the latest EEW Pay-Per-View, Living Dangerously.

-The Renegades continue to be a thorn in my side. But this will soon change thanks to my latest signing, The Great Khali. He will destroy them until they bow down to me as their messiah....as you all should, my children!

-I am really excited to see who will become the number one contender to the EEW World Championship. If I had to put my money on one of them, it would have to be CwP. He has been dominating but I would not be surprised to see any man grab that precious contract hanging in the air.

-Casey Bennett and Rey Mysterio just can not get along! Even with a injured leg, Mysterio can still summon up the energy to make Casey's life miserable. I do not see the bad blood between these two ending anytime soon!

-Speaking of our EEW Estremo Champion, he is currently facing the legendary Daniel Cross in a Open Challenge. Myself and Cross have been negotiating about a new segment for the EEW shows. I will say no more except for whoever can best Cross at anything certainly gains a raised profile.

-"The Talented One" Cartwright has been teaching that royal pain in the butt Diego Alva a lesson in Extreme. I look forward to the day when our first EEW World Champion will reclaim the gold.

-Snypa Rifle and Atrocity XXX continue to put on amazing Hardcore matches with each other. They will have a bright future in EEW if they keep up the quality.

-Hitogoroshi vs Chris Benoit vs Morbias for the EEW TV Title has been a hard-hitting and entertaining match. Benoit will have a hard time retaining his title tonight against Hito and Morbias.

Before I leave, please read EEW.coms other amazing columnists. The Avengers share their own unique and hilarius thoughts on EEW Speed.
Time to 'sign-off', whatever that means.

Heyman Returns

It has been a long time since I wrote in here! Over five months in fact! Well, that's what happens when you are locked-up by RWA, I guess!

Let's see what has happened during my five month absence and since I returned:-

Foley Succeeds and Fails!
Mick Foley, The EEW Co-Owner, may have found a way to stop the RWA invasion. But without me he went a little power mad! He screws Jarel Damone out the EEW World Championship and then fires him and his friends, which definitly dented his popularity! He also failed to negotiate well with RWA about my release. He was too busy with personal vendettas to think about me! Now half the roster dislikes him further, but my enemies like Mad Dog certainly welcomed it.

New Championship and Return of a old one!
A few weeks before I returned, the exciting Womens Division was rewarded for their efforts with their very own title by Foley. A announcement I welcome!
He also announced the return of The X-Treme Championship. This I am not so keen on, as it was a title I retired months earlier.

The Tag Division Heats Up!
Thanks to the EEW Tag Team Tournament I organised when I returned, the EEW Tag Team Division has had a huge boost! Teams like Bloody Reich, America's Greatest Tag Team, Simply Perfection, The Renegades, The Marines, C2 and Shock & Awe make EEW the number one promotion for tag teams! In fact, not just tag teams, but everything! wink

More Championship Controversy
Everybody knows about the situation regarding the EEW World Champion Diego Alva and his lack of commitment to EEW recently. I certainly hope Snypa teaches him a lesson he will never forget!

That's it for now! I plan to update this much more often now that I am not being held captive! xd