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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:31 pm
Ok, so since I have no life and I enjoy little time wasters like this I thought I'd introduce it.
Basically, Corrupt a wish involves a poster writing a wish, and the person next to respond to it corrupts the wish. It's funner then it sounds and gives you something to do while waiting for the person your roleplaying with to post. whee
Heres an example:
Bobby says: I wish I had a chocolate chip muffin.
Suzie responds: Granted, but you find out perfecting the chocolate chip muffin has managed to kill the muffin man, and you never touch another choclate chip muffin again.
Yep so... I wish I wasn't so tired...
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:38 pm
LoL, sounds fun.
... I wish I had a Slurpee...
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:41 pm
Granted, you manage to get a slurpee from the 7/11 that just popped up next to your house, but the only flavors they have is toxic goo and liver delight.
I wish I didn't have school tommorow...
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:09 pm
Granted, you manage to not have school tomorrow due to a horrible snow storm that shuts you and your family in your house, leaving you to tend to a whining little sister, forcing you to have a tea party with her and your grandmother making you pop boils from off her feet.
I wish I could have a puppy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:25 pm
Granted you boyfriend buys you a puppy for your birthday, but he poops in your favorite shoes and shreds your favorite outfit.
I wish my tv got all the channels.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:06 am
Granted, your television gets all the channels and yet you have aboslutely NOTHING to watch just because television is evil like that...
... and because you forgot to pay your cable bill and realize that you are totally, flat out broke.
I wish Inuyasha would come back on tv!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:43 am
I don't have a cable bill the school pays for it!
Granted Inuyasha comes back on television but it is sped up times ten you can make no sense of it
I wish that right now I could go to sleep
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:38 am
Ganted But your sleep dreams are filled with 40 foot ducks and a gnome obbessed wit hChocolate and slaughtering all humans and neko people
I wish my room was finished being cleaned...
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:24 pm
Granted As soon as your room is clean your friends come over and trash it far worse then it was before including a strange brown spot on the bed spread.
I wish we have Bowtie Ballet pasta in the cafeteria for dinner
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:46 pm
Granted, but it turns out that it's just a dinner composed of ballet dancers bowties, covered in some kind of weird tomato sauce.
I wish I didn't have so much goddamn homework!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:59 pm
Granted you only have one question for homework, what is the meaning of all life on earth, if you don't figure it out before tomarrow you have to spend the rest of your life being a dog pop picker uper.
I wish I had a McChicken
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:15 pm
Granted, but it turns out it's a McDonald... and they ship you to Texas for you sentence where you die in the electric chair, as a cannibal.
I wish it was fricken spring break.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:44 pm
Granted, but you get E coli and spend the whole time pooping.
I wish I had no class tomarrow
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:19 pm
Granted, you wake up in an alternate universe with no classes, but a strong hate for people with toes, and you're wearing no shoes.
I wish my cell phone wasn't being such a douche.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:58 am
Granted but the second your phone is working again it is stolen and someon uses it to buy a mad amout of MC's with your cell number and your phone company charges you for them.
I wish school would hurry up and end
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