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 Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:01 pm
I definitely stole this idea from Niami-san (aka Jessica xp lol, j/m). I wanted to put it on here because it's a cool idea. I start a song and you keep it going, m'kay? Ready.........GO!
La Vie Boheme
RESTAURANT MAN
No, please, no,
Not tonight, please no.
Mister, can't you go.
Not tonight, can't have a scene!
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT MAN
Go, please go.
You - Hello, sir -
I said no,
Important customer!
MARK
What am I, just a blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You sit all night, you never buy!
MARK
That's a lie, that's a lie!
I had a tea the other day
RESTAURANT MAN
You couldn't pay
MARK
Oh yeah
COLLINS
Benjamin Coffin the third - here?!
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh no...
ALL
Wine and beer!
(Now you go!)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:49 pm
BENNY
Mimi, I'm surprised.
A bright and charming girl like you
hangs out with these slackers
(who don't adhere to deals).
They make fun, yet I am the one
attempting to do some good.
Or do you really want a neighborhood
where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia's
a fallacy in you head.
This is Calcutta -
Bohemia is dead.
MARK
Dearly Beloved,
we gather here to say our goodbyes.
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v' yitkadash
MARK
Here she lies-
no one knew her worth,
the late, great daughter of
Mother Earth.
On this night, when we
celebrate the birth
in that little town of Bethlehem,
we raise our glass-
you bet your a** to
la vie Boheme.
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration,
playing hookey,
making something out of nothing-
the need to express,
to communicate.
To going against the grain,
going insane, going mad.
To loving tension,
no pension,
to more than one dimension,
to starving for attention,
hating convention,
hating pretension.
Not to mention, of course,
hating dear old Mom and Dad.
To riding your bike midday
past the three-piece suits.
To fruits.
To no absolutes - to Absolut.
To choice, to the Village Voice.
To every passing fad.
To being an us, for once,
instead of a them!
ALL
La vie Boheme.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:51 pm
Maureen
Is the equipment in a pyramid?
Joanne
It is, Maureen
Maureen
The mixer doesn't have a case
Don't give me that face
(She smacks Joanne's a** as she exits. Mr. Grey reacts.)
Mr. Grey
Ahhemm!
Maureen
Hey mister- she's my sister
Restaurant Man
So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A Boy
Ugh
Collins
It tastes the same
Mimi
If you close your eyes
Resturant Man
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
All
Wine and beer!
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:39 pm
[MIMI & ANGEL]
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
[MAUREEN & COLLINS]
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
[MARK]
Mucho masturbation
[MAUREEN & COLLINS]
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
[COLLINS]
To Sontag
[ANGEL]
To Sondheim
[FOUR PEOPLE]
To anything taboo
[COLLINS & ROGER]
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
[COLLINS]
Lenny Bruce
[ROGER]
Langston Hughes
[MAUREEN]
To the stage
[PERSON #1]
To Uta
[PERSON #2]
To Buddha
[PERSON #3]
Pablo Neruda, too
[MARK & MIMI]
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
[ALL]
La vie Boheme
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