NOTE: Ones that are in bold, I've actually done.
1. Watch Michael Jackson music videos in fast forward.
Time Elapsed: 35 minutes.
2. Try to make out Bohemian Rhapsody and what the hell the song is about.
Time Elapsed: 90 minutes or more.
3. Don't think about penguins. See how long you can't think about penguins.
Time Elapsed: 3 minutes.
4. Type in "penguin" in the YouTube search bar. Watch the results from the search.
Time Elapsed: Depending on how long the videos are.
5. Realize that you are now thinking about penguins.
Time Elapsed: 5 seconds.
6. Draw on an eraser. Erase your drawing with another eraser.
Time Elapsed: 20 minutes.
7. Search Web MD for physical things that are wrong with you in the past 3 days.
Time Elapsed: 30 minutes.
8. Take the shavings from the eraser from #6 and put in a box. Store it under your bed, and wait until the shavings fuse together. You will eventually have one big eraser.
Time Elapsed: It's not actually possible. But you could always try.
9. Find something in your house that is cheap and worthless. Paint it gold and put shiny stickers on it. Try to sell it on eBay as an expensive are awesome item.
Time Elapsed: 15 days.
10. PM Lanzer until he actually writes back.
Time Elapsed: Forever, if you don't stop trying.
11. Make a forum site about not thinking about penguins.
Time Elapsed: A day, or so.
12. Use MS Paint to make a Photoshop quality image.
Time Elapsed: The rest of you life.
14. Find out that there is not 13th floor at hospitals.
Time Elapsed: However long it took you to read that.
15. Attempt to sell pencil shavings over the phone.
Time Elapsed: Not long. It'll get boring, trust me.
16. Play doorbell ditch. Actually dig ditches around the person you doorbell ditched at 2 in the morning.
Time Elapsed: Not long before the cops show up.
17. Create a moat around your home. Put trap doors in strategic locations. Have revolving walls. Put holograms of ghosts and monsters on your wall. Claim your house as haunted.
Time Elapsed: 20 minutes before you realized that Asking a Ninja would be easier.
18. Find a white T-Shirt and write a witty quote on it in Sharpie.
Time elapsed: 10 minutes.
19. Invent something that only you and your buddies will use.
Time Elapsed: 3 hours.
20. T.P. your local Wal-Mart.
Time Elapsed: 35 minutes.
21. Submit your co-worker/classmate/neighbor to be part of an episode of "30 Days."
Time Elapsed: 20 minutes.
22. Put caramel topping in milk. Seriously, man. It's good.
Time elapsed: 5 minutes.
23. Take apart a stapler with a staple.
Time Elapsed: 5 hours.
24. Glue together everything in the trash.
Time elapsed: 1 hour.
25. Put lotion on a hardwood /linoleum tile floor. Tie a pillow to your butt and slide around on socks.
Time Elapsed: 45 minutes.
26. Do all of this in one night.
Time Elapsed: 12 hours.
Submit you own thing to do?
Submitted by Onix_Otaku_Knight
Onix_Otaku_Knight
1. Search for a specific anime with a female lead on google with the restrictions off and look for a page that isn't porn.
Time Elapsed: 30 min
2. search for "super mario bros. super show" on youtube and watch the results.
Time Elapsed: 4 hours
3. watch "adult swim" until you get bored.
Time Elapsed: 30 min
4. make a dream avi.
Time Elapsed: 15 min.
4. play pacman.
Time Elapsed: 10 min and then you may be too frustated.
5. walk to a local park and watch the sun rise.
Time Elapsed: 15 min.
7. realise that 4 is on the list twice.
Time Elapsed: 5 min.
6. try and fall asleep.
Time Elapsed: as long as it takes for you to either fall asleep or give up.
8. stare at the celing.
Time Elapsed: 1 hour.
9. realise that 6 and 7 are in the wrong order.
Time Elapsed: 3 min.
Time Elapsed: 30 min
2. search for "super mario bros. super show" on youtube and watch the results.
Time Elapsed: 4 hours
3. watch "adult swim" until you get bored.
Time Elapsed: 30 min
4. make a dream avi.
Time Elapsed: 15 min.
4. play pacman.
Time Elapsed: 10 min and then you may be too frustated.
5. walk to a local park and watch the sun rise.
Time Elapsed: 15 min.
7. realise that 4 is on the list twice.
Time Elapsed: 5 min.
6. try and fall asleep.
Time Elapsed: as long as it takes for you to either fall asleep or give up.
8. stare at the celing.
Time Elapsed: 1 hour.
9. realise that 6 and 7 are in the wrong order.
Time Elapsed: 3 min.
Submitted by DruidTigeress
DruidTigeress
1-Watch all the Mac vs. PC ads on YouTube
30 minutes
2-Find something good to watch on late night TV
Never!
3-Look for a random web comic and read it all the way from the beginning (I’d suggest VG cats) (Naomi suggests Applegeeks.)
Depends on length of comic
4-Try to cook (or alternatively if you don’t actually suck at this, cook something nice and eat it)
20 minutes to and hour or two
5-Continuously poke a friends or relative so they can’t get to sleep and study the affect of sleep deprivation on their mind
48 hours at least, more if you feel mean
6-Read all those fancy novels smart people keep talking about but are too long and boring to read
Depends on how fast you read
7-Act like tomorrow is April 1st and set up every prank you could think of
45 minutes.
8-Make about twenty mules just for the hell of it
45 minutes
9-Try to beat the world record for most time spent in you attic
At least 46 years (I think)
10-If you’re living with someone else, take fifty dollar from their wallet and see what kinds of stores are still open in your local area
An hour or two
11-Try to play operation without making the guy beep once
For me- forever emo
12-Play Don't push the button and then Don't kill the puppy on addicting games
50 minutes
30 minutes
2-Find something good to watch on late night TV
Never!
3-Look for a random web comic and read it all the way from the beginning (I’d suggest VG cats) (Naomi suggests Applegeeks.)
Depends on length of comic
4-Try to cook (or alternatively if you don’t actually suck at this, cook something nice and eat it)
20 minutes to and hour or two
5-Continuously poke a friends or relative so they can’t get to sleep and study the affect of sleep deprivation on their mind
48 hours at least, more if you feel mean
6-Read all those fancy novels smart people keep talking about but are too long and boring to read
Depends on how fast you read
7-Act like tomorrow is April 1st and set up every prank you could think of
45 minutes.
8-Make about twenty mules just for the hell of it
45 minutes
9-Try to beat the world record for most time spent in you attic
At least 46 years (I think)
10-If you’re living with someone else, take fifty dollar from their wallet and see what kinds of stores are still open in your local area
An hour or two
11-Try to play operation without making the guy beep once
For me- forever emo
12-Play Don't push the button and then Don't kill the puppy on addicting games
50 minutes
Submitted by DarkJoker99
DarkJoker99
Watch Onix_Otaku_Knight's signature until you realize that it repeats.
Elapsed time: 10min
Trying to figure out what the pokemon are saying in faerie's signature
Elapsed time: forever
Making your foot go completley numb, then standing on the other one whilst shaking the numb foot, and watching it as it lifelessly wiggles
Elapsed time:45 min (<--is currently doing)
Go to www.funny.com, and look at all the pictures
Elapsed time: Depending on how slow you're computer is
Give Dark a complement on her profile
Elapsed time: 2min
Try to figure out what this says without quoting or editing.
Elapsed time: Forever......HA YOU CHEATED!!!!!
Realizing you have just wasted a few precious seconds off of your lifetime
Elapsed time:5 seconds.
.
Elapsed time: 10min
Trying to figure out what the pokemon are saying in faerie's signature
Elapsed time: forever
Making your foot go completley numb, then standing on the other one whilst shaking the numb foot, and watching it as it lifelessly wiggles
Elapsed time:45 min (<--is currently doing)
Go to www.funny.com, and look at all the pictures
Elapsed time: Depending on how slow you're computer is
Give Dark a complement on her profile
Elapsed time: 2min
Try to figure out what this says without quoting or editing.
Elapsed time: Forever......HA YOU CHEATED!!!!!
Realizing you have just wasted a few precious seconds off of your lifetime
Elapsed time:5 seconds.
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