November 22 - December 21
"More Than Ever Wanted to Know About Anything"
Element: Fire. Sagittarius Fire is a bank of glowing embers. Its smoldering warmth appears comforting, but try to cozy up to it, and you'll soon be dodging a barrage of sparks.
Quality: Mutable. Has a swinging-door attitude toward life - the bedroom door.
Symbol: The Archer. Sagittarius is the hunter of the zodiac. Bargain hunter, sexual predator.
Ruler: Jupiter. Larger-than-life. Brutally frank. Chronically gauche.
Favourite Pastime: Opening mouth before engaging brain.
Favourite Book: The One-Minute Philosopher.
Role Model: Urkel.
Dream Job: Senator in charge of filibusters.
Key Phrase: "Did I do that?"
Body Part: Lower back, chronically achiong from being such a pain in the a**.
Quote:
My divorce came as a complete surprise to me. That will happen when you haven't been home in eighteen years. ~ Lee Trevino (December 1)
Quote:
"How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" asked Dorothy.
"I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" answered the Scarecrow. ~ The Wizard of Oz
"I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" answered the Scarecrow. ~ The Wizard of Oz
Quote:
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. ~ Mark Twain (November 30)
Quote:
Adults are only kids grown up. ~ Walt Disney (December 5)
Quote:
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. ~ Mark Twain (November 30)
