August 23 - September 22
"Everlasting Know-It-Alls Need Love Too"
Element: Earth. Virgo Earth is a solid parcel of common soil that provides everything you need in a predictable manner - as predictable as Bermuda grass. Mow it, water it, mow it, water it.
Quality: Mutable. Virgo moods swing from nitpicker, to crank, to critic.
Symbol: The Virgin. In your dreams and in their minds.
Ruler: Mercury, the god of Telling It Like It Is ... whether or not you want to hear it.
Favourite Pastime: Worrying.
Favourite Book: 1001 Steps to Total Organization.
Role Model: Felix Unger.
Dream Job: Closet organizer.
Key Phrase: "It won't work that way."
Body Part: Nervous system. You can always spot a Virgo by their raw, bleeding finger nails.
Quote:
I'm not afraid to let people know that I'm kind of an idiot. ~Terry Bradshaw (September 2)
Quote:
I don't like to think of myself as neurotic, but I do like things clean! ~ Barbara Eden (August 23)
Quote:
Don't get mad, get even. ~ Joseph Kennedy (September 6)
Quote:
Instead of those harsh cleansers, I use baking soda. Cleans every bit as good. It's cheaper. Baking soda's dirt-cheap. ~ Ed Begley, Jr. (September 16)
Quote:
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens. ~ Grandma Moses (September 7)
