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You know that old phrase "someday you'll look back on this and laugh"
Ever notice how true it is? Combined with the fact that we retain more painful memories than happy ones. So what's some embarassing funny moments of yours? Recent or not.

My bed is right behind the chair to my computer desk, and i dont like overly cluttering my desk up so I set a plate down on my bed after I was done eating, it had ketchup and ranch dressing on it cause i was eating tofu chicken nuggets, anyway i leaned back cause i was kinda tired, and set my head right down on the plate >< I know its funny heh, but it sucked.

One time this girl b***h-slapped me three times in front of like, 50 people




And of course I couldn't do anything about it, cause she's a girl.


(P.s she did it again later and I was like "Oh HELL NO!" And almost broke her hand...)

Side note-it sounds evil to break a girls hand, but when she walks up to you and b***h-slaps you three times for no reason...THEN DOES IT AGAIN...do you think I was in the right? (sorry for the o/t)

xd i was standing outside of the school library this morning,waiting for it to open. i was standing beside the door to the little lounge thing, and the new science teacher walks by...for somereason the air at that moment smell of flatuence,but a didnt say anything.

a few minutes later, im in the library with my friends, and im running my mouth off about how the guy smelled like fart,and he walks past me. sweatdrop hes a nice teacher too

O_O!!! Poor TIA ~Huggles for comfort~

xd i love my long,floor sweeping skirts..but my mom mad me a pair of "THose 90's Pants" stressed they are sooo hard to go up the stairs in. the inseam ,for some reason, is longer that the outside seam so it catches under my feet as im going up the stairs. now,the pants are black and white denim, and i wore cranberry colored grannie panties that day redface i got halfway up the stairs,stepped on one of my pant legs,and my pants slid down to my ankles gonk

~Huggles CJ and TIA~

Yami is here for ya crying 3nodding

Really? o.o"

Well I too remember an embarassing moment.

It ain't as bad as some, but it is still embarassing ^^"

I went to KFC to buy a drink and some food right? So I see the order's price and see 4.75, I realize I only ogot 3 bucks! Luckily it all worked out since the guy is my bud and all, but that could of turned out bad sweatdrop

Single most embarassing thing that happened to me/don't do drugs story.

So me, and my friends lisa and yoshi were gonna all do mushrooms together one day. We went up to the college campus where lisa's friend lived to get them. Well she wasn't home, but yoshi ran into soem friends of his and they sold us mushrooms instead. They were really potent and the guy said not to take too many, cause him and his girlfriend split half an 8th between the two of them, we bought 2 bags and took them between the 3 of us.

We got on the bus and took it back downtown, and by the time we got off the bus we started to trip out. We went to see my friend jason at work and then started walking back to the apartment, it was only maybe 2-3 miles. We got tired about 10 minutes later and sat down at a bus stop, then a bus pulled up so we got on, not knowing where it was going.

The bus dropped us off across the street from where we got the bus up to campus, so we had come full circle, we stood in front of an empty store staring at ourselves in the reflection for a while before i said we should get home and out of the sun, and away form public.

So we start walking, it was only like 4 or 5 blocks but we were really tripping by now. While we passed a gas station, yoshi ran into some friends of his and started talkign to the, and while he was doing that, a cop pulled up. Well I started freaking out majorly. I was like oh s**t were going to jail were going to jail!

Well as we start walking away back to the apt. I looked back, and two of the girls yoshi had been talking to pointed at me and yelled "hey! that guy just s**t himself!" I was like wtf? No way, and keep walking.

My head starts getting a little wacked out, i start thinking... did i s**t myself? is that possible? can you be so high on mushrooms that you s**t yourself? No way...

When I left the house in the morning it was freezing, so I wore two pairs of socks, a shirt, a sweater, my leather jacket, and my beanie. But by the time we started heading home I was sweating like crazy. During this walk home, I started to peak. I was fully hallucinating, I looked down at the ground and I was stepping across the tops of these giant stone pillars. I looked at yoshi and his skin was turning purple and blotchy and pale, and his goatee grew about twice as long and turned grey. I saw a 7-eleven that looked like a bright pink cartoon quick-e-mart from the simpsons.

So here I am, in the middle of the day, walking down the street, hallucinating, wondering if i s**t myself, and sweating so much that i start wondering if the sweat running down my legs is not sweat at all. My feet felt heavier, like they were full of... somthing, and were kinda sloshy, like maybe is hit myself and it ran down my legs and filled up my shoes. I was freaking out. I remembered the movie trainspotting, and theres a part where a guy shits himself in his sleep, but i couldnt remember which drug they were on in that movie.

By the time we get back to the house, I was like ok I will walk in front of them and if they see somthing they will point it out, so I walk in front of them and they instantly started acting wierd. Lisa was like oh everythings ok, everythigns fine. So when we get inside I run into the bathroom and pull down my pants to look at my underwear, but I am tripping so hard I cant tell if theres anythign there, all I see are spots of color all over my clothes and legs.

I reassure myself, no way, it couldnt happen. So I lay down on the couch, and yoshi gets really upset and says "hey woah you should get up, you shouldy sit on the couch, get up!" and im like uh oh... so we go outside and im sitting there freaking out, thinking "omg, did it happen? did i s**t myself? no way, omg, did i?" and lisa and yoshi are like your really quiet right now, and i go ok, did anythign happen to me? did somthing happen but im tripping and i cant tell. and lisa leans forward and goes "why? does your a** hurt?"

My world crashed down around me, that wa the final nail in the coffin, i was like oh my god... i s**t myself. i am tripping so hard that i s**t myself. so i told them i needed to take a shower and yoshi goes yeah, taske a shower, you really should take a shower.

So i take a shower and when i get out, im sober enough to realise i imagined the whole thing, i never really s**t myself, it was all in my head. But it was the most horrific thing that ever happened to me.

And the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.