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Normally, this would go in the annoying PMs thing. But oh well.

So I finished reading a nice art offer from someone. I thanked him and told him about my account issues, but it was a good idea and I'd ask my girlfriend about it. Then I look up, friendslist request!

So I go in, and the request is from someone called "lord seter". That's suspiciously close to my name, so I look at it.

Looks like he's trying to be like me. Same pants, same hair, likely saving up for same jacket. I look at his sig - oh hell no. He has the same sig as me.

So I go into a Gaia IRC chan that mods frequent, ask if impersonation is against the rules. I get the response and PM him. Here's how it goes...



Dude, just leave me alone before I report you for harrassment.

Last one just got sent. Let's see his reply.

Meh, he left me alone.

Hack into his computer and find out his credit card number and address. Make his life hell.

XDD cardboard boxes!

I almost felt bad for the cookie lady then that happend.

. . . almost.

There was this link to a site where you could order free cardboard boxes of all shapes and sizes.

There was also a story about a lady and some girls who were in a court battle over cookies. The gist of the story is, there was a pair of girls who weren't going to a school event for some reason and decided that it'd be good to bake cookies and deliver them to the neighbors anonomyously, or however it's spelled >_<. The girls also decided that to best keep the cookies secret, they'd do it at night, so no one could see them coming. At one house, the lady that lived there saw the girls coming. Because it was dark they were only shadows. The lady was frightened and called out loud, asking who was there. The girls did'nt want the lady to know it was them, so they quickly dropped the cookies on the porch and ran off. The lady, not knowing who it was, became so frightened and stressed, that she had a heart attack.

Later, the girls found out what happend to the lady and confessed to being the ones that left the cookies at the door. They appologiezed for scaring her and even offered to help pay for the medical bills as much as they could. The lady then did what all red blooded American's do . . .

SUE

So the lady sued the girls.


Yeah, a group of people who were messing around with the free box thing found out about the story and sent the lady hundreds upon hundreded of empty cardboard boxes. They were even mentioned in a local news paper article. I know the story sounds really bad on the old lady's part, but there was something to her side too, I just don't remember. All I know is she recieved hate mail and loads of hate calls, and cookies, and stuff from people world wide. WORLD WIDE! The cardboard boxes sacred the bejesus out of her, until she found out that they were all free and empty. Then she was just plain confused. It's a really old story, so the whole cookie issuse has probably been resolved and there's no more of a reason to bother the lady or the girls. 3nodding

...
Thats a very, very intersting story...

No one's ever impersonated me before! (No one wants to anyway.)

The US Postal Service -- they still give out free boxes.

And you know who did it?

LUELINKS! *highfives Origamidude*